Charlotte McKinney’s Boobs Are The Crap I Missed

Yesterday, I ended the day with the triumphant return of Kate Upton’s breasts, and now it’s right back to her replacement Charlotte McKinney at Elton John’s AIDS Foundation party. As for which one looked hotter, does it matter? Does it really matter? Our opinions mean nothing. None of us will ever see any of these women naked even if we tied diamonds to our dicks. And I have.

Okay, it was cubic zirconia. I was in a Walmart.

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