Charlotte McKinney’s Breasts Hovering Above Words About Indiana
Above are Charlotte McKinney’s huge, awesome breasts which you’re free to click on instead of reading about Governor Mike Pence and his Bigot Squad getting their shit pushed in. Of course, clicking on said breasts will only further finance posts like this, but big titties, so I win.
If you’re a conservative and want to know if you’ve fucked up and gone so far to the right that you’re screwing with the one true god CASH MONEY, look for something like this to happen:
— Walmart Newsroom (@WalmartNewsroom) March 31, 2015
But if even Walmart is too much of a commie liberal Den of Satan for you, how about the official sport of the south?
“NASCAR is disappointed by the recent legislation passed in Indiana. We will not embrace nor participate in exclusion or intolerance. We are committed to diversity and inclusion within our sport and therefore will continue to welcome all competitors and fans at our events in the state of Indiana and anywhere else we race.” — NASCAR Senior Vice President and Chief Communications Officer Brett Jewkes
That’s right, fucking NASCAR is against the Religious Freedom Restoration Act. The only thing missing from this picture is Cracker Barrel and ranch dressing which would shut this whole thing down. Interestingly enough, the NFL has remained silent, but then again it behooves them to defend a book that justifies unfettered beating of women and children. Which you’d just assume would be the case for NASCAR, but apparently they chose the route of not being pussies. Great, big, giant pussies. Who could easily snap me like a twig. Stop typing!
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