Happy Memorial Day Weekend!

Alright, folks, it’s Memorial Day Weekend, and like you, we’re bolting for the door, so here are Charlotte McKinney’s ginormous breasts to keep you company until we return in three days with a jam-packed The Crap We Missed and whatever stupid shit celebrities pulled over the holiday because they hate America. In the meantime, don’t hold your breath on an X-Men: Apocalypse review because I already sat through one dour shitshow with horrible advance reviews this year, and even Sansa Stark says this one sucks. But don’t worry, there’s still Warcraft, Ghostbusters, and Suicide Squad on the horizon, and more importantly, clickable boob galleries for people who don’t give a shit about my thoughts on movies. As they shouldn’t.

See you Tuesday.

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