Charlize Theron received the Hasty Pudding’s Woman of the Year award yesterday at Harvard. Surrounded by drag queens and pumped full of hard cider, Charlize was asked which is better: Her Hasty Pudding pot or an Oscar? People reports:
“I know you want me to say that the Oscar sucks and this is better,” she said. “There are no men in drag at the Oscars like there are here. I’ve never been surrounded by so many fake breasts.”
Then again, considering Hollywood’s penchant for plastic surgery, she added, “Actually, I think I was at the Oscars.”
What’s wrong with fake boobs, Charlize? Why you be hatin’? Those fake mounds of awesomeness put food on my table. And by food on my table I mean Pabst Blue Ribbon in my mini-fridge. I don’t even own a table. Or furniture. In fact, I’m sitting on a homeless guy’s back right now. I pay him in Doritos.
NOTE: If I dressed in drag, do you think Charlize Theron would let me smack her ass? You know, without pressing charges or pepper spraying me in the nostril.
I’m a little embarrassed at the fetish this creates. I’d gladly dress up like a total sissy faggot to be that close to the gorgeous Charlize Theron.
Jebus look at all those Frist wannabee’s. Shit. Who let Britney, Paris, Lindsay and Jessica Simpson near a computer (or thinky machines as they call it). I guess someone left the computer on because otherwise it would have been like a scene right out of Zoolander.
Anyway it’s basically illegal in Hollywood to let any celebrity near anything with buttons. You know those celebrities, they don’t like any kind of manual labor. They have assistants who push and do up those pesky buttons for them.
#51,
Do you know what that makes you? A bigot and a drag queen.
#51 is probably a closeted homosexual. If Charlize told him to give head to her boyfriend he would do it in a heartbeat.
Take a close look at pic one. See the drag queen bent over…see Charlie standing from behind…? Now let’s straighten out this mess…in the way of the Lord, which means “hetrosexual”…that should be sexy Charlie bent over…and me standing from behind parking my corvette into her hot warm garage…if you know what I mean…VRRRRRRRRROOOOOMMMMM!
Charlie gives me a big woody!
#55 I would take a strap on up the ass from Charlize Theron.
actually, there are a lot of hot harvard undergrads. a lot of abysmal sea-creatures as well, no doubt, but you’d be surprised. the biannual naked run before finals is a good way to take a gander.
She was said to be fond of internet recently. Some of her fans found her on a millionaire&celebs club BillionaireCupid.com. She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog…In her friend circle, some other stars can be found there.
back. back in the closet!!!
She looks so good! and this makes me respect her way more. That’s way cute.
Charlize is just another ugly Hollywood slut!The drug queens are looking much prettier and more intelligent than ugly stupid fuckface Charlize!Oh and they’re more classy too.ha, ha,ha,ha,ha!
apparently some on this blog don’t like pretty blond Hollywood starlets. It’s burden, but I’ll take them off your hands. You can keep all those guys in dresses that you prefer. I recommend that you go to the nearest fashion run way show. if those skinny creatures dressed up like women aren’t actually guys, I know I will be shocked.
she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined an online service
SugarMommaMatch.c it is a site for men to date sexy women or rich women date cute men.. spoil and support
them. what a f slur..
Well, I don’t find Charlize charming at all.She is not half as beautiful as Heather Locklear.Only Charlize’s body I like and not her face.
damn she is one fine ass woman
Well, poetry man69 you know what?Those skiny models dressed up in fashion shows are not actually gyus, but just skinny female models or supermodels!And they are also looking great ,so here is what you have to do fat ass man:Visit a psychiatrist and he’ ll suggested you some medicines for the stress that could help you lose your extra kilos.How’s that sounds!?You don’t need drugs to become thin.And medicines would help you stop masturbating so much for every ugly pathetic slut that you may see.Meet some real women.Perhaps girls next door???!!
sHIT!No,not her face again!Ohh no, there’s Charlize Theron again posing sexy again and again,she’s so god damn boring!What the hell does she want?She bored me so much!I wish she’d go masturbating hershelf again and leave us alone .But Charlize just leave us alone ugly-boring bitch!Ohhhh man enough is enough!Noone can stand her any more!Neeeext!Someone else, someone more interesting,hhmmmmm!!!!!?
charlize is so pathetic that she likes to eat shit and split them to others people faces!A shit worth much more than whole charlize’s ”talent”.
Wow, thanks for the insightful post. I look forward to reading more from you.