Because molesting seals is for slutty Canadians, Charlize Theron offered up a make out session at a OneXOne charity auction yesterday with the prize going to a lucky lady (above.). Us Magazine reports with naughty words added back in by me:
She raised the stakes when bidding stalled at $37,000, far below the $280,000 Jeremy Piven had just raised.
“For fuck’s sake! You can do better,” she tells attendees. “There is no way I am leaving here with Jeremy Piven getting a higher bid. I’ve got tit’s for God’s sake.”
To sweeten the pot, she offered up a 7-second kiss for $130,000 to a male bidder. “Swine flu is going around. This is high risk kissing!” she told him.
After one man bid $135,000, a woman upped the stakes to $140,000 — ascending the stage for a 20-second smooch as the audience counted down.
You’ve got to respect a woman who’s willing to go lesbian for a good cause. Or to one-up Jeremy Piven, I really don’t care. Pretty much any means will justify the end here. Charlize Theron Frenched a chick for throwing an amputee into the ocean? Whee!
kagrez | October 23, 2009 at 6:01 pm
:D hot!
bribios | October 23, 2009 at 6:01 pm
Winner, hello!
Dance_across_water | October 23, 2009 at 6:04 pm
HOT! why couldnt it be me??
tc | October 23, 2009 at 6:07 pm
Anyone who posts after me drinks Charlizes’s anal mucus.
Parker | October 23, 2009 at 6:09 pm
Next, Charlize will bend over and take a big fat weiner in her butt for charity. It’s on the news right now. Everyone should donate for this charity.
Parker | October 23, 2009 at 6:12 pm
#4 drank not drink you idiot
timmy the dying boy | October 23, 2009 at 6:12 pm
That would be worth every penny.
phil | October 23, 2009 at 6:15 pm
@5 & 6: Typical adolescent fantasies.
Sher | October 23, 2009 at 6:16 pm
OOOH YEAH!!!
7L | October 23, 2009 at 6:20 pm
Suck my dick $
7L | October 23, 2009 at 6:21 pm
Suck my dick $
titsonsnack | October 23, 2009 at 6:34 pm
Huh, what a queer fag.
Leo N. | October 23, 2009 at 6:39 pm
Ya, she’s good looking, but she’s only okay by Afrikaner Poppie standards.
Turd the third | October 23, 2009 at 7:05 pm
Cool, I thik the wedding ring is a nice touch for our bi bimbo. She has much nicer pantyhose too. Hmm I think I am going to delcare Turd a charity…. if I get Charlize over here I wonder how much the chick would pay for a strap on session as that should be worth way more than a seven second kiss. We would take visa, amex, mastercard or lezbo-bucks.
Turd the third | October 23, 2009 at 7:08 pm
Cool, I thik the wedding ring is a nice touch for our bi bimbo. She has much nicer pantyhose too. Hmm I think I am going to delcare Turd a charity…. if I get Charlize over here I wonder how much the chick would pay for a strap on session as that should be worth way more than a seven second kiss. We would take visa, amex, mastercard or lezbo-bucks.
jubjub | October 23, 2009 at 7:18 pm
Alright, she’s officially hot again; I can finally get that god-awful image of how she made herself look in Monster out of my head; she was just a little too good in that movie for her own good. Thanks to a lesbian kiss, I can finally fap to her again.
Sport | October 23, 2009 at 7:32 pm
Gorgeous. Plus she smokes dope out of an apple = BONUS.
Simon | October 23, 2009 at 7:49 pm
Look at her eyes, she’s blazed.
Rich | October 23, 2009 at 8:40 pm
Next time she should make it a kiss whilegrinding her naked body against another girls naked bdy, Now that would make great pay per view. Think of all the $$$ that would take in.
Lactic Acid | October 23, 2009 at 10:26 pm
Well – to be fair, it would be hard to top Piven’s $280,000 dollar prize. I mean, I’d pay double for a chance to kick Jeremy Piven in the nuts than I would to kiss Theron too.
in the sack | October 23, 2009 at 10:34 pm
what a dike.
weirdo | October 23, 2009 at 10:58 pm
I’d pay 150K to french kiss her asshole for twenty seconds! Monopoly money.
webcam | October 23, 2009 at 11:16 pm
God bless her charitable heart, Also god bless the girl who made this all possible, and by the way she’s looking hot in that picture too.
Lesbians on Webcam! | October 24, 2009 at 2:02 am
celebrity lesbian sex tape in 3… 2…
dj | October 24, 2009 at 9:02 am
what the heck is that chick wearing…she must be shopping from the mary kate and ashley collection….
O'Roughly factor | October 24, 2009 at 10:29 am
Dont try to trick my emotions. Ive seen more passionate kisses on “I love Lucy”
Smarm | October 24, 2009 at 12:20 pm
” 21. in the sack – October 23, 2009 10:34 PM
what a dike.
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^ what a fucking moron.
Brooklyn | October 24, 2009 at 12:25 pm
I will never forget Charlize Theron on CNN telling everyone that people in CUBA have more freedom than those in the USA. It was so funny, that it grew rather pathetic, realizing there is not much going on upstairs for Ms. Theron. It is regretful.
The CNN Anchor doing the interview at the time, did a double take, and started asking her questions about this absurd claim. Theron having no clue, who was being serious, retreated quickly into seeking to wanting to flirt with the Anchor. Seems ‘making out’ might be the intellectual crutch for this Actress.
The only problem is, not the misguided beliefs, or the very poor intelligence, the vapid conceptions, Hollywood Celebrities like Theron are often (as she was at the time on CNN), trying to push their vacant convictions onto others. Doing a little homework first, might just help, but it seems ego is the real driving force.
Hugh Jorgan | October 24, 2009 at 1:21 pm
@ #6 You’re an idiot and you’re wrong. Oh, and your name is Parker. lol
Noelle | October 25, 2009 at 12:58 am
Newsflash: she is a lesbian. She’s been partners with her assistant for years, everything else is a cover.
Eman | October 25, 2009 at 11:03 am
YEAH. She looks like a lesbian, something deceptive behind her eyes. But I should smell her after shower to know for sure. I can smell gay people.
Darth | October 25, 2009 at 11:46 am
Many of these bitches are lesbian.They’re just playing they’re straight.
Rhialto | October 25, 2009 at 11:50 am
If you give them the chance they’d lick eachother like it’s a lollipop.
... | October 25, 2009 at 5:33 pm
I wonder which “word to make me sound intelligent” is used more on this site and geekologie, vapid or insipid?
SATAN | October 25, 2009 at 9:04 pm
which one is charlize theron?
this chick is not hot
zsa | October 25, 2009 at 10:54 pm
for charity…of course
MIZO | October 26, 2009 at 4:40 am
Huhh…Shameless !! She’s a 100% lesbian…Dirty Money for Charity…
China mobile Phone | October 26, 2009 at 11:14 pm
Look at her eyes, she’s blazed
Eugéne | October 27, 2009 at 3:41 am
@13 You tell them, bro… We sometimes forget how pretty our poppies are. I think it’s because we’re overexposed or something… And now ALL the other guys reading this hates us! :-)
Leah | October 27, 2009 at 12:55 pm
What a Fool . What trailer park did she crawl out of? she ‘s a dope freak too so this is probably her on good behavior. SAD.
Blastoff Network | October 29, 2009 at 2:57 am
What could be better…
Rogue Cuckold | April 24, 2010 at 3:08 am
I would love to watch Charlize being banged by her black lovers! Then perform any tongue duties required!