Because molesting seals is for slutty Canadians, Charlize Theron offered up a make out session at a OneXOne charity auction yesterday with the prize going to a lucky lady (above.). Us Magazine reports with naughty words added back in by me:
She raised the stakes when bidding stalled at $37,000, far below the $280,000 Jeremy Piven had just raised.
“For fuck’s sake! You can do better,” she tells attendees. “There is no way I am leaving here with Jeremy Piven getting a higher bid. I’ve got tit’s for God’s sake.”
To sweeten the pot, she offered up a 7-second kiss for $130,000 to a male bidder. “Swine flu is going around. This is high risk kissing!” she told him.
After one man bid $135,000, a woman upped the stakes to $140,000 — ascending the stage for a 20-second smooch as the audience counted down.
You’ve got to respect a woman who’s willing to go lesbian for a good cause. Or to one-up Jeremy Piven, I really don’t care. Pretty much any means will justify the end here. Charlize Theron Frenched a chick for throwing an amputee into the ocean? Whee!