Charlize Theron isn’t quite topical

During the taping of Ellen (which airs today tomorrow), Charlize Theron took it upon herself to pull a Tom Cruise while talking about her boyfriend Stuart Townsend and jump up on the couch. I guess it could have been worse, though. She could have ripped off her top and claimed she had a wardrobe malfunction. That, or a monkey could have beaten her to death.