Charlize Theron is one of us

September 25th, 2008 // 59 Comments

While doing press for her new movie Battle in Seattle, Charlize Theron told Josh Horowitz of that she can’t figure out why the hell people watch The Hills:

Theron: [Long pause, laughs.] So I watched a couple episodes. I was doing a world tour at the time, so I watched them in a couple languages. I realized that this f—ing show is huge. Now I’m going to ask you a question: Why?
MTV: Why what?
Theron: Why is it so big? It’s about nothing! This is a free country. Freedom of speech! You can tell me right now to my face that “Reindeer Games” was a piece of sh–. That’s totally fine. But “The Hills” is about nothing. I think the girls are beautiful and when they cry their mascara runs and that’s real, but I don’t get it!

Charlize Theron: Smoking hot and hates The Hills. I don’t want to alarm anybody, but I have an erection. Don’t panic; it’s more scared of you than you are of it.


  1. Kristie

    She’s my new fav. actress!

  2. nosey2000

    first !!

    ohh and thank god she has some brains !!

  3. Douche and Douchette

    As long as the stories keep getting posted and people keep talking about us, that all we care about!!!!

  4. dan

    I will take seconds on that.

  5. Bubba

    This has to be one of the most beautiful and intelligent women in the world!!!

    Please, post more pictures of Charlize and less of Spencer & Heidi!!!

  6. 2for2true

    What the hell is The Hills? Who are these people? Do they sing? Dance? Swallow swords? I’m baffled these people get so much press for doing….nothing, apparently. I’ve never seen such facination over a bunch of nobodies with no talent since that Kardashian whore, but at least she does golden shower porn.

  7. Phil says, "huh?"

    Beautiful and speaks the truth. God bless. It’s entities of failure like “The Hills” that makes this country so belligerent to the needs to the rest of the world.

    I mean, there’s AIDS, poverty, global environmental devastation, and here is a bunch of rich, pretty, spoiled American brats being filmed on camera while they shop and gossip. American. Fuck[ed], yeah…?

  8. dude_on

    She would make a great VP.

  9. You go girl !

  10. kiky

    She’s a beautiful woman. She’ so gorgeous . I love her. I saw her profile with photos at [ ____Seeking40plus COM_____ ] I also found her blog there. May be she met some mature babies there.

  11. Eric

    She’s pretty and she’s not afraid of speaking to reporters. Maybe it’s time to replace Sarah Palin? You know, McCain today is talking about canceling the first debate tomorrow and moving it to the date for the VP debate, then figuring out when and IF the VP debate should be held. They must be terrified by her debate-prep sessions – I mean, she certainly sounds chatty and dumb, with that gawdawful accent, but who knows, maybe if she does the debate it’ll become clear where her son got his ‘tard from.

  12. Michelle Obama

    My pussy smells like the monkeyhouse at the zoo.

  13. Jrz

    St. Charlize Theron.

  14. Jumpin_J

    Never a fan of “Monster”, but she wins an Oscar for brains (except she’s married to some dork, but I forgive her).

  15. John McCain

    My pants smell like old-man pee. And desperation.

  16. Obammy Mammy

    Obammy Mammy wiped from back to front and thought she gave birth

  17. ZOMGoddess

    ZOMG! who IZ thiz old lady??? ZOMG who cares what she thinks — The Hills rox!!!! ZOMG!!!!

  18. arroyo

    Wow, previously, I was in love with her for aesthetic reasons, now I’m in love with her because she’s so f***ing smart. Right on!

  19. Did she fugly herself up again to be nominated for another Oscar?

  20. Sarah Palin

    I ditched my kids in heartbeat and I don’t regret it one bit. Especially the fucking mongoloid. Too bad my babbling writhing God-possession psychoreligion forced me to carry that big-headed thick-tongued loser to term. Bristol can change his diapers while I’m gone and be happy that her to-be-neglected baby won’t have diapers with tardstink.

  21. I hate the hills

    i loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Charlize Theron, Hateeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee the stupid dumbass Hills…Lauren Conrad is soooooooooooo fake to me her annoying voice…” Why do i keep losing all my friends???” innocent eyes my ass..Bytch u know why!!! And Lo is just a cold bytch…Charlize is right to say its about nothing because it just isnt!!! Shes so cool!

  22. norton

    Right on. We have one intelligent person in Hollyweird. Can we find a second?

  23. fromberlin

    She touched my chest once and then asked me if I was a Jew. I said no and then she turned back to her assistant and spoke no more word to me.

    what a mean world.

  24. Ben Affleck

    How dare she say that Reindeer Games is a piece of #*&? That was some of my best work, Friggin’ bitch, I’m glad she got what she deserved

  25. G

    We need more Theron’s and Heigl’s in Hollywood and less of everyone else.

  26. Joe Blow

    I watched 3 mins of that show and thought the same thing.

  27. Miss Betsy

    Dear people

    This is a woman who said she watched “a couple of episodes” and “in a couple of languages.”

    She’s just trying to hide her HILLS fetish.

    Miss Theron is probably the biggest fan of that show.

    Miss B

  28. duh

    Somebody said Lauren is better looking than Charlize and this is the response.

    That somebody was right.

  29. Jonny D

    Nice. It’s about time someone speaks up on how crappy MTV is. Remember when they actually showed videos?

  30. Christopher

    Newfound respec for teh Theron!

  31. havoc

    How refreshing.

    Beauty and brains. And look who gets all the attention.



  32. Joe Barry Carroll

    I crapped out an Obama

  33. See You Next Tuesday

    Meh. Theron has been a cunt plenty of times. She’s only looking good now because everybody now attributes those cunty episodes to the similar looking (but less attractive) and vastly cuntier Katherine Heigl. Here, Theron was being typically cunty but she picked a good target so the cuntiness is praised as blunt honesty. All blunt people turn out to be cunts.

  34. fuck you all

    You morons are pathetic. You think she has brains just because she has watched The Hills and doesn’t like it? Well whoopdefuckindoo!!! Give her a scholarship to MIT

  35. ummm...yeah

    Hey prick Randal, why don’t you post about this beauty?
    You’re an ass, that’s why, loser!

  36. There’s no chance that Charlize will ever be VP of the USA, for one simple reason: not Born In The USA. She’s originally from South Africa, much as she’d like to forget that. (She doesn’t even pronounce “Theron” correctly any more – it’s “Te-RON”, with a silent “H”.)

  37. Harry

    She really does have amazing legs. Really.

  38. erica

    She’s lovely and poised, even when swearing.

  39. soahc

    Okay, her legs are knock kneed.

    She has gotten work done, it’s obvious, and it doesn’t look good.

    What’s so spectacular about this woman? She is okay, maybe an 8.5. You want to see some legs? Look at Elizabeth Shue or Jessica Biel. Shit, Brittney Spears has a better set of legs than Theron, sorry.

    I prefer dark women, and I would love to bang many whities too, but nothing about Theron evokes wood in me. She’s just a maladroit lank.

  40. Charlize Theron is amazing.

    Mr. F

  41. #35, go fuck yourself. Randall is the only funny person on here. Stick to your Jr high school jokes. They will be the only friends you ever have.

    I laugh at how scared the dems are of Palin and she is only running for VP!

    #20, if you want to see a ‘tard, look in the mirror. Or just look at Joe Biden, that ‘tard told a man in a wheel chair to stand up so others could clap for him “Stand up Chuck” he said. You fuckers want that guy for your VP!

  42. gadjo

    no, Obama won’t lose to Palin. the crisis came just in time to wake voters up and i doubt Palin will be able to smile GOP’s way out of this mess.

  43. HorribleJudgment

    Okay, so I just realized Charlize Theron is huge! Why? Charlize Theron is about nothing. Nothing! Reindeer Games was shit! So were 99.999% of her movies, by the way. About nothing! Oh, haha…I kid…

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  45. Venus

    Im sorry but she’s a BITCH. Once she was at some press conference and some guy in the audience said she is beautiful and asked if she would marry him (totally joking of course) and she answered in such a bitch ass way, I was like WTF. She said…” UM< NO, get away from me…I have a man and he will kick your butt…” Somthing to that effect, but her attitude was just stank… She could have been joking but she came across like a fucking bitch…did she forget that her fans are what makes her? Whateva…

  46. friendlyfires

    Charlie T, please forgive me, I take back all I said, I no longer wish you were dead, I will now dent myself repeatedly can we be friends?
    In the platonic sense, I’m saving myself for … who am I kidding, I haven’t saved myself since 19-(mumble-dee-mumble), so there. Let’s shake hands, NOT THAT ONE!!!!! You don’t know me that well to shake that hand.

  47. NO BOOBS … JUST LEGS .. CRAP !!!!!


  48. The Boss

    South African women are beautiful. Ignore the apes, though.

  49. ummm...yeah

    #41…umm…is fucking yourself fun?
    Only U would know…you Randal cocksucking bastard.
    Suck Randal’s cock real good, fag
    Ass kissing is an art that you have mastered well,
    I’m sure you do it on a daily basis,
    On your McD’s job, (in two years I’ll get to mop, woot!)
    You’r mom,to whom you haven’t paid rent yet ,
    You’r dad, (bend over bitch, this is how we did it in the joint!)
    to bad you can’t get it up,…umm… do don’t you?…
    but …only when Randal is around…hmmm…go figure…
    Randal you cocksucking bastard…I HATE YOU!!

  50. Joe Mahma

    Theron is boring.

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