Charlize Theron is getting married
A source tells In Touch Weekly that Charlize Theron and her boyfriend of four years, Stuart Townsend, will marry this summer at their home in California, and are busy planning all the final details for the wedding.
“It’s so hush, hush that they have sworn everyone to absolute secrecy and haven’t revealed the exact date or location yet. But the wedding will definitely be in the Los Angeles area – more than likely at Charlize’s Malibu waterfront home – within a month or possibly even sooner.”
I can see how this might be interesting news if anybody actually cared about Charlize Theron. She’s a fine actress and all, but until she starts partying with Lindsay Lohan or eating baby pandas, nobody is really going to care about anything she does or says. I don’t know what it is about her, but the woman is just so damn tedious to think about.