Charlize Theron was spotted in her bikini hanging out at a Malibu beach over the weekend. And she has a nice body and all, but from the neck up she’s starting to look like an old homeless woman. People with millions of dollars shouldn’t have hair that looks like that. People with twelve dollars shouldn’t have hair that looks like that. It’s like instead of using a brush in the morning she just rubs her hair down with garbage.
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TrippyGoogler | March 13, 2007 at 9:44 am
frist
TrippyGoogler | March 13, 2007 at 9:45 am
I never thought I’d be lame enough to do that, but damn it IS exciting!
New York Pundit | March 13, 2007 at 9:50 am
She was good in “Sweet November” (even tho Reeves carried the movie) and that was it! And she played a frumpy hippie, which is the only way she looks decent! Aeon Flux was tolerable, but if it weren’t for the prior cartoon series on MTV, that would have bombed…
Fifth Stooge | March 13, 2007 at 9:51 am
I thought dogs weren’t allowed on the beaches in Califorinia?
BarbadoSlim | March 13, 2007 at 9:52 am
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
that is one nice looking dog, probably on a Purina One diet.
Fifth Stooge | March 13, 2007 at 9:58 am
Where was the paparazzi photographer standing when he took the pics, Redondo Beach with a 5000mm lense?
endometriorama | March 13, 2007 at 9:58 am
huh? i think she’s hot
FMeRunning | March 13, 2007 at 9:59 am
Jesus, could we have something on this site besides bikini shots?
shanonorato | March 13, 2007 at 10:01 am
Bad hair aside, she’s a beautiful woman and she keeps a low profile. She’s not skanky like most of the people we see on here.
p911gt10c | March 13, 2007 at 10:01 am
but see, once you’ve done Playboy, you can let yourself go cause then it’s on record that at one point, you were hot…except her pussy wasn’t shaved when she shaved….
I’d still hit it.
p911gt10c | March 13, 2007 at 10:02 am
**Correction**
you were hot…except her pussy wasn’t shaved when she posed….
BarbadoSlim | March 13, 2007 at 10:03 am
Charlize is ‘aight.
And I agree with #6, where the fuck was this guy? Must’ve been in orbit somewhere near Pluto to get this shitty shot.
jpjrocks | March 13, 2007 at 10:07 am
I’d pay 5 bucks to see her do the dog.
rrd | March 13, 2007 at 10:07 am
how can you say she has a nice body when you just said that Evangeline has no curves? This chick has no curves. Personally I think they both have nioce bodies.
BarbadoSlim | March 13, 2007 at 10:09 am
Make that $10, #13 I want some of that action, I’ll throw in another $5 if you throw in a midget wearing a sombrero.
BarbadoSlim | March 13, 2007 at 10:10 am
That’s cause Evangeline is a tranny.
Get over it.
86 | March 13, 2007 at 10:12 am
Watching paint dry might be more interesting.
schack | March 13, 2007 at 10:29 am
crackle paint, especially!
UMMM- i kind of doubt that this is charlize theron at all. i think we’re being BABOOZLED
elf | March 13, 2007 at 10:30 am
are you sure thats her? i didnt realize she was so thin…she’s a classy lady:)
schack | March 13, 2007 at 10:43 am
i loved her in the devil’s advocate.
DrPhowstus | March 13, 2007 at 10:46 am
Some tits, some tits, my kingdom for some tits.
lambman | March 13, 2007 at 10:47 am
The Superficial guy is gay, it has now been confirmed. Bikini pictures of one of the most beautiful and successful actresses in the world pop up and he talks about her hair?
All that talk of banging supermodels is clearly overcompensation for his latent homosexuality.
whackjob | March 13, 2007 at 10:49 am
in which the caption for the photo with the dog’s upturned face reads: “Jeez lady, yer breath smells like ass”
Hemlock Queen | March 13, 2007 at 10:49 am
Boooring! Who cares if she’s having a bad hair day. Throw us a real bone fish!
BarbadoSlim | March 13, 2007 at 10:51 am
The quality of the Fishdoode’s writing has gone down CONSIDERABLY as of late.
Fifth Stooge | March 13, 2007 at 10:55 am
We need sid to write the posts.
Lowlands | March 13, 2007 at 10:56 am
The dog’s haircut looks indeed better.
MrSemprini | March 13, 2007 at 10:57 am
#22, better latent than never…
Charlize, you need to gain some weight. You are skin and bone and your sweater kittens are just a meow. Either gain some weight or go see Dr. 90210.
veggi | March 13, 2007 at 10:57 am
that’s not her. thats me. damn i look hot.
jesseeca | March 13, 2007 at 10:59 am
who cares if her hair is messy. it’s the damn beach! maybe she went in the water? i know that’s hard to believe that she doesn’t have a hairsytlist like Ken Paves to blow her hair out every minute of the day.
what’s more disturbing is neat hair at the beach & 20lbs of make-up.
Lowlands | March 13, 2007 at 11:03 am
The dog must be thinking she’s a poodlebitch.
TashaVin` | March 13, 2007 at 11:34 am
…If she gains weight, you’ll call her fat. She’s Hot!!
HollyJ | March 13, 2007 at 12:09 pm
HOT HOT HOT
bad hair or not
(my nod to Seuss)
rrd | March 13, 2007 at 12:09 pm
wait. doesn’t she have blonde hair?
mrs.t | March 13, 2007 at 12:31 pm
Shit. I was feeling so terrific about the killer ab work I did this morning, and now I’m faced with THIS. I’m not even going to go to the obvious “Let’s see her after four pregnancies…”, because it’s clear that she is genetically superior to me.
imran karim | March 13, 2007 at 1:16 pm
what’s she sitting on
imran karim
whitegold | March 13, 2007 at 1:30 pm
she looks hot, neck down.
isn’t she the girl that used to have the blonde hair? she looked way better as a blonde (assuming i’m thinking of the right person)!
velveethra | March 13, 2007 at 2:37 pm
Zow. She looks incredible. Damn her to South Africa and back.
kamihi | March 13, 2007 at 2:43 pm
small boobies but great legs is what strikes me.
daylin | March 13, 2007 at 3:22 pm
I WOULD PUNISH HER! she would be my slave whore.
WOWZA!
licklick | March 13, 2007 at 4:43 pm
Still trying to figure out which one I’d rather fuck, the dog or her.
I imagine the pillow talk would be more interesting with the dog.
milk*n*cupcakes | March 13, 2007 at 8:47 pm
That is not Charlize Theron
k naz | March 13, 2007 at 9:04 pm
how is this in any way clear to be charlize theron……….it’s far enough away where it could be her but far away even lindsay lohan looks decent
DrDanny | March 13, 2007 at 9:27 pm
I certainly hope you didn’t pay for those horrid photos.
lovescontroversy1 | March 13, 2007 at 11:24 pm
@30. i couldn’t agree more… perfectly styled hair, etc. would be ridiculous in this setting. i don’t see how anyone can deny this woman is a natural beauty.
secondly, everyone stop hating on Fish. His writing style is uniques, hysterical and the reason i am hooked on this site. if you don’t like it… well let’s see, there are plenty more. i hear perez has his own “fabulous” page as well.
Meritocrat | March 14, 2007 at 7:48 am
WTF, only retards style their hair to go to the beach. Get over it.
pancakes | March 14, 2007 at 8:43 am
she’s lookin more+more like her character in monster every day..yuck.
Vanessa | February 14, 2008 at 2:58 pm
She keeps a low profile hmm?All right .That’s why she is posing naked all the time and for no other reason except money, and of course her vanity.She is not pretty and her mind is filthy ,oh unless you buy her stories and you are that naive!
Voukefalas | April 17, 2008 at 8:40 am
lampman are YOU REALLY BLIND ?I doubt it!I think you’re joking!ha,ha,ha!THAT WOMAN LOOKS LIKE A MONSTER EVERYDAY.LET’S FACE IT !she was born ugly and repulsive and all the things she does are repulsive too.It’s a pitty!She should learn to be more calm like all we normal people are and have the maturity and the carriege to stop bothering people with her nonsense and just act like an actress and not as a whore.We realize what she is but she has to learn to have patience too and realize that she should behave like a human being and not like a sick jealous bitch who is desperated for more money, money ,money and fake ”glory” !