Charlize Theron and Stuart Townsend are currently on vacation in Belize, and staying at the $2,500 a night Blancaneaux Hotel. And I know she’s frolicking around in a stream, but it wouldn’t kill her to put a little makeup on. She looks like her character from Monster. She could be going into surgery and she should be wearing makeup. Bikini pictures are supposed to make me smile and remove my pants, not wet myself and hide in the closet in shame. And by “wet myself and hide in the closet in shame”, I mean rip my shirt when I flex. These damn muscles are always getting in the way.
She’s fucking hot. With or without makeup
Looks like Stuart Little has fucking freshly-squeezed zits all over his back. I bet five minutes before these pics were taken, he was bent over a rock and she was poppin’ and eatin’ those white-heads like the favorite female gorilla in the troop.
Charlize looks just fine, She’s a very cute girl! And those who say otherwise are just jealous. Also what is with all you men always wanting to stick Your ***** in some woman, no matter what she looks like.
I had a cocker spaniel that was hotter, his breath stank a little…but boy could he fetch a stick. My boy Albert however, would still hit that. but lets be honest, he would bang a flat football if it was soaked in warm water long enough.
This is her. She’s lovely but yes, she’s put on a few normal pounds. Nothing too dramatic but yes, she can be better.
But with the fat bastard, why bother?
I cut her doughiness some slack as a result. As I recall, she said some really fucking stupid shit politically so I’m going to let her be a bit soft.
I have never liked her as a person.
entrants 1-3, you fuckers are the reason this site sucks ass!!!!!!!!!!!
#11- she is uglier than fried shit on a stick!!
there is a reason she should not gain weight, she has NO muscle tone on her shitty little body.
broads like her are a dime a dozen. never figured out what the fuss over this bitch was.
she has no real shape to her- just a combination of flab and bone structure.
i puke at this bitches sight. she is uglier than blowhan and shitney combined.
she is nothing more than classic hollywood myth personified!!
i really am in love with whoever writes for this site
She’s a godd-looking woman, no doubt about this.
Now he’s an ugly mofo, going to the gym wouldn’t hurt…
Be kind, people, you’re looking at two legends. Napoleon and Bigfoot.
Oh my. I had my first girlhood crush on dear Stuart here back in -97. But now…honey, what happened? I guess it’s not all his fault though; it’s hard to not be paler than death and have a gut when you’re Irish. :)
well…the hair is reminisant of waronos. the face…just a little
oh…i wish it were possible to stick my leg out and trip the 1st three assholes on their way to being first in line for juice and cookies…grow up dick heads
i always thought she is beautifull, now i see it’s been the wonders of make-up. that 34A is cool! implants are dangerous bullshit.
Hmm her face is ok without makeup, bearing in mind with it she’s more stunning than alot of celebrities, what I want to know is where the hell did her tits go to?
Damn, I’m glad ya’ll recognized the troll (64) and know I’d never talk like that.
I still think that’s a cute bikini.
116, I knew it wasn’t you…you’ve always been nice to me.
So, dammit, I got up extra early today, and no new post yet?!?!
WTC????
Coffee time
103 BECAUSE WE ARE MEN YOU FUCKING FAT CUNT
Leave Charlize alone.
Her mom shot her dad (dead) while he busy raping 14 year old Charlize. That she recovered from that and became anything at all, is incredible. Superfish should leave this one be.
FRIST WTC!!! are you still here?
Yeah FRIST are you still here?
??damn that girl needz a tan, whatz wrong with that mouth???
Zhe did a good job playing “Arlene Warnoz”=Monzter..hard to
believe that bitch waz from Datona Beach..killing men on I=95
damn that muzt of been fun??
We need a new post……………..
WTC!!! Yep I’m here!!!
Yep!!! We need a new post
Hey, Bite Me, are you bored?
I was yesterday. I forgot to change it back
You got mail!!!
i’m gonna guess that Stuart Townsend is flipping off the camera because they managed to catch him with some insighly bacne. blech!
*unsightly
She’s so ugly. Even when they try so hard to doll her up and paint on a face, it’s just gross.
damn, she’s thick-wasted! must be the boer in her [they say it like: b-eww-rrrrr -roll the r] she has that typical dutch-decent south african farmer woman build– strong & sturdy like a tree trunk – I bet $1000 she could pull a plow! Come award show night tho? TRANSFORMATION! thank god for makeup, stylists, nutritionists & trainers…
Bite Me, ya better check yer mail, I emailed you, then my explorer crashed, don’t know if it went out
#129 and #130 yeah real god awful ugly…PLEEESE you’d kill to have her face/body/fame/money…. I am no huge fan but i just get sick of hearing how ugly she is. maybe plain in these pics while she is vacationing/drinking/swimming etc, ya know being ‘REAL’? give me a down to earth cute girl anytime over fucking bitches wearing 10 lbs of makeup and jewlery at the beach
Yes I got it but I have not read it yet
Are you absolutely sure that it Charlize Theron and not a man dressed in a Charlize Theron mask?
oh, and i am sure all the geniuses complaining about how ugly Charlize looks w/out makeup are the same idiots that thought Paris looked real hot when she stepped out of jail all ‘natural’ without any makeup, you know if you dont count the false eyelashes, foundation, eyeliner, lipgloss, concealer and blush… morons, this is how real human beings look.
“Her mom shot her dad (dead) while he busy raping 14 year old Charlize. That she recovered from that and became anything at all, is incredible. Superfish should leave this one be.”
Wow! I didn’t know she was a SLUT!
She’s stunning…
Lucky thing…
At least she’s not orange
#137 – But we DO know that schack is out trolling me AGAIN! Bastage. Get a life.
Nice old couple dorking around. Nothing to see here. Move along.
Ugly body.
Boyish.
Too bad for her.
Why are people wasting pictures on them? NOT HOT
OMG, is THIS really Stuart Townsend??? He was so hot in the Queen of the Damned, what the **** happened to him? He looks like a 50 years old and he´s fat, oh my.. This is such a disappointment
#118 Just because you are a man does not mean you have to stick your you know what in anything that moves. You are a dog!!!
oh fuck, stuart used to look so hot as Dorian Grey!!!!!!!! my night fantasies with him will never be the same hehehe
I am sorry but it looks to me that both have let thier bodies go. sad, where is the sexy Lestat stuart
Typical. Why am I not surprised most of the people who are defending Charlize and saying she is beautiful are bitches. I’m sorry, but Charlize is a flabby stick with no shape and no breasts. Plus, she is beginning to age in the face. I’m not Adonis, myself, but I wouldn’t touch her.
meh… I thinks she looks fine… Just because she isnt all photoshoped to death… As for townsend .. so he has put on a bit of weight it happens his not so bad… my god people are so bitchy when celebs show themselves as being human like the rest of us… :P
She looks fine… but who chose the swimsuit? Eww.
I’m glad she had some time to just ‘hang out’. Too bad there were strangers there shooting her picture, breaking the mood.
I LOVE it when celebs are shown for who/what they really are. People.