Charlize Theron

[In her upcoming movie, Charlize Theron] romps topless in the bath with real-life Irish beau Stuart Townsend, dresses up in S&M leather and dances an erotically charged tango with on-screen lover Penelope Cruz. [Read]

Is it just me, or are Charlize Theron and Ashley Judd basically the same person? Although their names are completely different and they don’t look very similar at all, they both give off the same vibe to me. Maybe it’s because they both turned down my very exclusive offer to tape them making out with each other. Boy are they going to regret saying no to that one.