Charlize Theron Isn’t Seth MacFarlane’s Type. Everybody Calm D- Wait, What?

April 9th, 2013 // 29 Comments
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Fresh off of kicking the Khaleesi to the curb, here’s Seth MacFarlane on what looks like a date with Charlize Theron last night. Except you’ll never guess which person in these photos was the first to immediately tell E! News the other isn’t his/her type and it’s not the one visibly dying of humiliation:

The Family Guy mastermind and Oscar winner (trying to hide her face) were snapped leaving Matsuhisa, a sushi restaurant, together in Beverly Hills. But, a source tells E! News the twosome “def aren’t dating.”
And just why not? According to a source, “She is not his type.”

As crazy as it sounds, this might actually be true. Charlize Theron is a well-respected actress with a stable career which makes it way harder to get her to blow you with promises of voicing Brian’s new girlfriend on Family Guy. Plus he won’t get to say, “Ha! Just kidding. I meant The Cleveland Show,” before zipping up and running out of the room. It’s all he lives for anymore.

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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  1. Miranda Veracruz DeLaHoya Cardinal

    Charlize Theron is a fraud and a liar. Also can’t act for shit and looks are overrated.

    • How are her looks overrated? She is a natural and classic beauty without any noticeable cosmetic surgery. I’m hard pressed to think of other actresses in her league.

      • Miranda Veracruz DeLaHoya Cardinal

        You can see 30 better looking women at any mall or club in Southern California in 5 minutes, that’s how she’s overrated (like most stars).

      • She is 39 years old.

        You’re comparing her to 18 year olds?

        Go watch a movie she made 10 or 20 years ago. There are very few actresses who have been as beautiful as she is.

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    Jesus, Ellen. Stop hiding. Nobody cares that you’re going straight.

  3. Charlize Theron Seth MacFarlane Dating
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    I hate Matsuhisa. They have the rudest general manager – NO SOCIAL GRACES! After dining at Nobu restaurants all over the world, they’ve lost our family’s business forever. Their loss.

  4. Cock Dr

    Aside from being an outspoken atheist Macfarlane also “donated money to create The Seth MacFarlane Collection of the Carl Sagan and Ann Druyan Archive at the Library of Congress.”
    If there’s some special Hollywood pussy that Seth is currently craving I hope he gets it.

    • Jilll

      I think between the Mother of Dragons and Aeon Flux, he’s doing quite well on his fuck-it list. Did not know about the donation to the Library of Congress though, that’s actually pretty awesome of him.

  5. In the majority of paparazzi photos Seth’s either smiling or laughing.
    A. Gets a shit lod of $ for animation= mind blowing amount of blow.
    Or
    B. Getting some good sex, Charlize Theron etc.
    Yeah I can see “normal” ppl like those of the Superficial getting that kind of women. Please…………

  6. Charlize Theron Seth MacFarlane Dating
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    SM: “Giggity!”
    CT: “Oh, Christ.”

  7. Charlize Theron Seth MacFarlane Dating
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    Walk of Maximum Shame.

  8. Charlize Theron Seth MacFarlane Dating
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    SM: “I saw her boobs.”
    CT: “Shut the FUCK up, Stewie.”

  9. Charlize Theron Seth MacFarlane Dating
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    “I thought I was going out with a talking dog.”

  10. I can definitely see where an intelligent, majestically beautiful blonde with loads of talent and tons of money to go along with it, could be deemed “not my type.” Sure, makes perfect sense to me…“Pssst…white jacket guys, he’s the one sitting in there peeing in the corner…”

  11. If that grin was any more shiteating he’d still be chewing corn.

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    peanut
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    again…poorly dressed celebrities. seth, everything looks just peachy, except for your sneakers. always remember-”shoes make the outfit.”

  13. Seth used to date Amanda Bynes, so I’m not surprised that a mature and classic beauty like Charlize isn’t his type.

  14. I like his shows, but he is a fucking douchebag. Just a cocky, annoying douchebag.

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    everyman
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    Dudes are his type, yo.

  16. Jenn

    Dammit, people are gonna think I’m going out with Peter Brady.

  17. Charlize Theron Seth MacFarlane Dating
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    Douchebag.

  18. She is everyone’s type.

  19. Rapsutin's Evil Twin

    Did she lose a bet or something? Nothing else works here.

  20. Skip the lip

    Calling him a douchebag is an insult !!….to all douchebags!

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