Charlize Theron Somehow Convinced Sean Penn To Get Rid of His Guns, It’s A Mystery
Sean Penn used to bang Scarlett Johansson, yet at no point during their relationship did she convince him to get rid of his guns which is what happens when you get pregnant and abort a man’s baby. (Weird angles made me say that. They have my family!) Charlize Theron, on the other hand, knocked that shit out in a week. E! News reports:
“Being provoked by this aforementioned strong woman and considering how liberating of bullshit and ugliness it would be not only get rid of the guns I have in the continental United States but also to destroy them, Jeff Koons and I had a chat the other day,” Penn said.
He said, “The highest bidder gets every single one of my guns put in the hands of this iconic artist and sculptor… Koons will decommission [and] render inactive all of my cowardly killing machines.”
Anderson Cooper ended up winning Sean’s guns for $1.4 million after Piers Morgan tapped out at $1.3 million because Kathy Griffin doesn’t constantly show up at his house uninvited. You gotta be motivated for these things.