Charlie Sheen’s wife in rehab for crack addiction

February 16th, 2010 // 23 Comments

Charlie Sheen’s wife Brooke Mueller has entered rehab for substance abuse (Read: crack.), according to TMZ:

As we first reported, Brooke had been drinking before she called 911 and that could affect her credibility.
Now we’ve learned Brooke checked into The Canyon rehab facility in Malibu last Tuesday — the day after Charlie’s arraignment on felony and misdemeanor charges. If Brooke struggled with substance abuse around the Christmas Day incident, it could severely impact her credibility.

While this information sheds light on the type of woman who marries Charlie Sheen, let’s not pretend this isn’t some elaborate blackmail scheme to bolster his case. Seriously, it’s now the word of a crack addict versus Charlie Sheen’s.

*thinks about the time Charlie Sheen wrote “Worst Day of My Life” on a wedding photo in front of Denise Richards*

He did it.

Photos: Getty
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  1. BillyJoe

    First

  2. Crusty

    “Honey, you going into rehab screws your credibility, enabling me to stay out of jail, allowing me to continue making money so I can continue funding your drug habit once you’re out of rehab”.

    Only in America..

  3. havoc

    Crack or not, she’s completely bangable.

    I bet she looks really good passed out…..

    .

  4. Richard McBeef

    Coke I get, but crack?!!?! I thought only black people smoked crack?

  5. Rough on ice

    Now thats what I call news. Got caught totally off guard…

  6. AmericanWhiteTrash

    Birds of a feather….

  7. Rasputins Liver

    *

    Well, as the late Paul Harvey’d say, there’s…”the rest of the story”.

    *

    I’m bettin’ Brooky has more responsibility in what went down that morning than even she realizes. Perhaps, in his own way, Charlie was merely doing a “Tiger woods” and taking the blame on himself to protect her from serious drug charges by both he and her claiming he took the knife to her throat when in fact it just may be the other way around, given her crack and alcohol addictions.

    *

  8. Smile

    Screw those useless whores… Charlie is the man!

  9. Adderall makes me gay!

    MWA HAA HAA HAA, THOSE FOOOOOOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    THEY LET ME BACK IN, THEY WILL NEVER LEARN.
    HA HA. I AND MY MINIONS SHALL RULE THIS SITE
    WITH TYRANNY AND STRIKE DOWN ALL WHO GET
    IN OUR WAY. COME MY LITTLE SWEETIES AND LET
    US FEAST UPON THE SOULS OF THE DAMNED WHO
    DARE TO ENTER THIS SITE!!!! AHH HAA HAA HAA HAA

    ‘Lightning & thunder boom, as the screech of bats and
    the flapping of their wings is heard’ ‘And then …..

  10. Ash

    If she smokes rock, then he smokes rock. celebrity crackheads.

    Oh and Mr.Richard McBeef, you should probably try not to think because you are a completely moron. People of all races and ages smoke crack worldwide.

  11. jus sayin

    they have twins

  12. I call 'em as I see 'em

    No WAY, really? She smokes crack? I never would have thought that. Ever.

  13. Styxchix

    What a couple of shining examples of parenthood they are – their children are in a house with crack-smoking hard drinkers? Charming.

  14. Sallyone

    They’re both crackheads!

  15. martita

    Crack??OMG..she is seriously messed up!, when people smoke crack they become worthless, she needs serious help! ..and to Mr. Richard Mcbeef..what planet are you on??why would you think only black people smoke crack??I see white crackheads walking around all the time! Shame on you!

  16. truth doctor

    Um, wouldn’t you if you were married to a douche that big?

  17. Whitney

    Crack is whack…

  18. crack is cheaper

    Richard McBeef’s comment isn’t TOTALLY stupid. I wouldn’t say only black people smoke crack. But crack cocaine is a much cheaper alternative to cocaine, cocaine is an expensive habit, so usually the poorer ghetto blacks smoked crack. It’s more accurate to say that the poorer people smoke crack, not that only blacks smoke crack.

  19. IKE

    If she looks like that and she’s smoking CRACK, WTF is Lindsay Lohan doing????? Lohan must smoke toxic waste!

  20. Marie

    When is Charlie Sheen going to rehab and therapy for abusing women.
    Jerk got his stupid wife to ruin her case. I hope karma catch up to him

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