Charlie Sheen’s plea deal goes south – over soda?
Charlie Sheen should’ve been in prison last night but a last minute argument over his plea deal delayed his incarceration until July. Turns out the jail’s administrative officer thinks Charile shouldn’t be eligible for work release and should only be allowed to perform Useful Public Service (UPS). She’s now fighting the district attorney and sheriff over the matter, according to TMZ:
We’re told Campbell believes under UPS, Charlie should only get out between the hours of 10 AM and 4 PM. Under the work release deal her boss signed, Charlie was supposed to get out between 8 AM and 8 PM.
Even worse, sources say Campbell believes under the UPS program Charlie has no right to eat, drink sodas, or smoke when he’s working at the Aspen Theatre.
And, under the UPS program, Charlie would have faced a longer period of probation after serving his time than under the work release program.
So basically this woman wants to make sure Charlie Sheen isn’t hanging out at a theater all day instead of, oh I dunno, sitting in prison for threatening to kill his wife. But, no, let’s make sure he has HBO in his cell. And a Gameboy, this isn’t the dark ages.