Charlie Sheen’s plea deal goes south – over soda?

June 8th, 2010 // 22 Comments

Charlie Sheen should’ve been in prison last night but a last minute argument over his plea deal delayed his incarceration until July. Turns out the jail’s administrative officer thinks Charile shouldn’t be eligible for work release and should only be allowed to perform Useful Public Service (UPS). She’s now fighting the district attorney and sheriff over the matter, according to TMZ:

We’re told Campbell believes under UPS, Charlie should only get out between the hours of 10 AM and 4 PM. Under the work release deal her boss signed, Charlie was supposed to get out between 8 AM and 8 PM.
Even worse, sources say Campbell believes under the UPS program Charlie has no right to eat, drink sodas, or smoke when he’s working at the Aspen Theatre.
And, under the UPS program, Charlie would have faced a longer period of probation after serving his time than under the work release program.

So basically this woman wants to make sure Charlie Sheen isn’t hanging out at a theater all day instead of, oh I dunno, sitting in prison for threatening to kill his wife. But, no, let’s make sure he has HBO in his cell. And a Gameboy, this isn’t the dark ages.

Photos: Splash News

  1. Que

    Que Emilio Estavez.

  2. smaug


  3. Deacon Jones

    Wait a minute…

    A black woman on a power trip who works in the public sector?

    I’ve NEVER run into that before tyring to get work permits in Philly and Jersey. NEVER.

  4. Bowman

    Where does it say she’s black?

  5. Deacon Jones

    TMZ had her picture up a couple days ago

  6. e

    cant get no decent ho buzz between 10am -4pm.
    and wtf is he wearin on his head? he looks like a hobbit in mourning.

  7. Looks like he just finished listening to an Ice-T album.

  8. men at work

    he had to put his beezy in check for breaking the #1 rule “you never touch another man’s fries”

    Charlie should get tv,cigs and bjs while in jail because he is awesome. nuff said

  9. men at work

    Charlie had to put his beezy in check because she broke the #1 rule “you never touch another man’s fries”

    he deserves all the cigs. tv and bjs he wants while in the pokey because he is awesome. a role model for men in this backward pc driven world.

  10. WhiskeyDust

    He’s just trying to look good for his prison bitches.

  11. yourworsteffingnightmare

    Wait. When did we get the right to choose our own incarceration terms?

  12. Beeotch

    HaHA #8….maybe he should just screw the pizza boy

  13. Uncleangry

    Fuck the work release. How is this dumbass going to learn anything if he’s being allowed to leave his fucking cell for the majority of the day. Put the fucktard in gen pop and see how long it is before he’s walking the yard with his finger through the belt loop of another inmate. That chocolate starfish would look like an O.J crime photo in no time.

  14. Dawn Weatherby

    I saw how plush that so called “Jail” was. If I were a homeless person I would seriously ask the cops to throw me in that Jail. What a joke.

  15. RoboZombie

    This guy is a douchenozzle extraordinaire.

  16. She looks Great! American Men join the Army to Defend her Sexy LOOK!!!!

    Charlie should not even be in Jail.
    The charges are BS and this Jailer needs to go fuck herself.

  17. ray than

    pic 3 , charlie’s face looks like a scrotum

  18. captain america

    ………HE GOT AN INFECTION, folks?

  19. babejesus

    Some media reported he has an account on a site to find love. It seems it’s called [_www.cougarmony.com_] it is said it brings mature women and young men together. After checking it, I saw a lot of charming girls and rich men there.

  20. What’s that thing on his head?

  21. mancuso

    @19 – I know you’re a bot and there’s no point in writing this but fuck you, fuck you, FUCK you with a rusty sledgemhammer up your hemorrhoid-ridden ass you motherfucking spam-spewing, son of a truckload of syphilitic crack whores, fuck you and fuck your cougars, fuck your charming girls and your rich men, fuck your website, and fuck all of your fucking backwards ilk a trillion times until there’s nothing else to fuck, and then die so I can give you CPR then kill you again by stomping your fucking windpipe into a pulp.

    Aaaah…, I feel better now.

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