Charlie Sheen has checked himself into rehab, according to People:
“As a preventative measure, Charlie Sheen has entered a rehabilitation facility,” his rep says in a statement. “He will take some time off his series Two and a Half Men.”
It’s good thing Charlie and his wife don’t have kids or anything, except oh wait, they do and they’re in rehab with her. — Not like that:
Sources tell us Mueller’s rehab facility allows children, and Brooke’s kids are with her right now, along with the nannies and a counselor.
As we first reported, Brooke is now in a private home that offers high-end rehab services and allows patients to bring children and staff. She checked out of The Canyon in Malibu after an alleged security breach.
Jesus. First Brooke Mueller gets a knife to the throat – “allegedly” – now she has to try and quit crack with two kids crying at her. If being married to Charlie Sheen was anymore dreamier, she’d be living on a compound with his five underage brides.
Why did I type that last sentence and immediately feel like I predicted the future?