Charlie Sheen’s in rehab, too. Why not?

February 23rd, 2010 // 16 Comments

Charlie Sheen has checked himself into rehab, according to People:

“As a preventative measure, Charlie Sheen has entered a rehabilitation facility,” his rep says in a statement. “He will take some time off his series Two and a Half Men.”

It’s good thing Charlie and his wife don’t have kids or anything, except oh wait, they do and they’re in rehab with her. — Not like that:

Sources tell us Mueller’s rehab facility allows children, and Brooke’s kids are with her right now, along with the nannies and a counselor.
As we first reported, Brooke is now in a private home that offers high-end rehab services and allows patients to bring children and staff. She checked out of The Canyon in Malibu after an alleged security breach.

Jesus. First Brooke Mueller gets a knife to the throat – “allegedly” – now she has to try and quit crack with two kids crying at her. If being married to Charlie Sheen was anymore dreamier, she’d be living on a compound with his five underage brides.

Why did I type that last sentence and immediately feel like I predicted the future?

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  1. k

    Wow, wtf?

  2. He shoud stick to hookers

  3. Sport

    Everyone in Hollywood is fucked up. Seriously.
    They are either fake, or medicated. Or fake and medicated.

  4. Clamhammer

    Prehab?

  5. Al

    “He will take some time off his series Two and a Half Men.”

    Fuuuuuuuuuuuuk, I love this show.

  6. Well, where was the sober coach when he got drunk and fought with his wife…? Clearly, this man needs rehab and a whole lot more. I feel sorry for the kids. Hopefully, they won’t turn out like their parents.

  7. Charlie Sheen is just Charlie Sheen. I love him as an actor, and his show is too funny. I don’t think it will end soon.
    And if the women were honest, they love him and his character.
    The guy just needs to quit getting married. He is not the marriage type!

  8. getting into rehab is all the rage these days!

  9. captain america

    …………………maybe he needs a facelift, a boob job or just bigger balls?

  10. Dread not

    Charlie is Charlie and women know this before they get involved with him. It’s not like he forces them into anything by holding a gun to their heads, or a knife to their throats… whoops!

  11. Pat C.

    I second the comment “I feel sorry for the kids”. I suspect it’s too late for them – what a fucked up family.

  12. Nothing will happen to Charlie Sheen, he makes the show what it is a winner. Should the Producers thrteaten him, he will quit because there is always another show for him, for more money too. Remember Seinfeld, his payrate…Charlie is not far behind. Again his bad boy act is what makes it, and we dont know how bad Mueller is into crack, it would offset me too, with the children in her care while I am working!!!!

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  14. I am truly surprised he is still alive?

  15. his man needs rehab and a whole lot more. I feel sorry for the kids. Hopefully, they won’t turn out like their parents.

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