Charlie Sheen wants to kill Denise Richards

April 21st, 2006 // 150 Comments
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In legal papers filed today, Denise Richards claims Charlie Sheen threatened to kill her. It’s a pretty long read and absolutely insane, but to summarize, Charlie Sheen threatened to kill her on multiple accounts after she confronted him about his addiction to prescription drugs, his addiction to pornography , and his addiction to gambling.

“I am filing now because I can no longer accept (Sheen’s) abusive and threatening manner and must stop him from the cycle of his abuse toward me and our children and his continued threats of violence and statements that he is going to kill me,” Richards, 35, says in papers filed in Los Angeles Superior Court.

Among her allegations: That Sheen abused prescription drugs after the 2004 birth of their first daughter, Sam, and told Richards “I ‘better not tell anybody about his using these drugs and better keep it to myself.’ I understood by these statements that (he) would physically harm me and our baby.”

Richards also claims that, on the way to the hospital for the birth of their daughter Lola last year, Sheen placed a gambling bet by phone, and was checking his pager for the results as she was wheeled into surgery for her C-section.

Things turned violent on Dec. 27, 2005, according to the papers, when Sheen allegedly hit Richards’s wrist and shoved her in the stomach after she confronted him about pornography Web sites featuring “very young girls” that he’d been visiting. She claims Sheen told her that “if I revealed anything about his lifestyle, ‘You won’t lay your head down at night.’ I understood this to mean that he would kill me.”

Several days later, she claims Sheen pushed her over while she was holding Lola and “said to me that he was going to have me killed.”

In his own filing, Sheen, 40, denies claims that he threatened and hit Richards on Dec. 27 and 30, saying, “I deny having engaged in any such conduct.”

In a statement issued by Richards’s rep on Friday, the actress said, “I am disappointed that the situation has deteriorated to the point that it has become necessary to seek the assistance of the court. However, my primary concern is and always has been the welfare of the children and this action today was taken to ensure their safety as well as mine.”

Sheen issued a statement of his own on Friday, calling Richards’s allegations “a most obvious immature and transparent smear campaign designed to hurt, embarrass and ultimately extort me.”

The statement continues, “I deeply regret (that) her response to my request for the court to decide what


  1. Binky

    #100
    Denise: ” Is it in ? It is in – isn’t it ?”

  2. Binky

    Hold the applause

  3. BigJim

    I wish Edna would go quail hunting with Cheney.

  4. FallOut

    God Bless you Edna. Because you are a fucking lunatic I just joined this board because after being a long time silent reader your idiotic posts tickled me so much I joined!!!

  5. Binky

    #104 – I was the same with AA

  6. lurkerx

    Jeez, she’s been quiet for awhile. She must be reporting us in cursive with a cheap bic pen. Don’t let the magic fade, Edna.

  7. BigJim

    Jumpin’ Jesus on a pogostick, Edna. What kind of blasphemy do I have to commit to get you to come back? How ’bout if I say that I just came back from a trip in my time machine, where I ass-fucked Moses. Then I jumped forward 1,200 years and me and JC did a DP on Mary Magdalene.

    Will that do it?

  8. Edna Bambrick

    #107 You are REPORTED!

  9. BigJim

    Yes! It worked! I rule!

  10. KellyGirl

    So let me get this straight…after the birth of their FIRST child he started threatening her and she understood that as he meant harm to her and her baby. And then 6 months later she got pregnant AGAIN. I am not saying she isn’t smart but this F%*&ing idiot has got to be kidding if she thinks anyone is going to feel sorry for her. She is just about as dumb as a crack whore prostitute who get knocked up over and over and uses abortion as a form of birth control.

    Plus…how could Emilio’s brother do any of these things. I just don’t believe it. YO EMILIO!

  11. KellyGirl

    I am feeling sort of left out. Can I get reported too?

  12. BigJim

    Hey, Edna — how’s that anal leakage thing working out for you?

  13. KellyGirl

    Mmmmmm anal leakage…what a turn on.

  14. Land-Man

    Is 6″ big? I’m 17″.

  15. BigJim

    This is almost as much fun as watching three retarded teenagers chase a puppy down the street.

  16. BigJim

    land-woman: Any one who brags as much as you about dick size must be sub-atomic.

    And the big refers to the fact that I can benchpress 315. And unlike you, I’m actually being truthful.

  17. Edna Bambrick

    Everyone on this site is being reported. Reported, I tell you, to our Lord Jeeezuz!

    You will all burn in hell! Hell, I tell you.

    And, I like the cock.

  18. lurkerx

    If someone posted a link to goatse, would her head explode like Mr. Sheen’s swarthy organ in a young girl’s tightly swollen minge? (Legally of age, of course.)

    I’m sure HS and the FBI are pissing themselves over the content they’re being forwarded. I wonder how many times PapaHotNuts has been FW’d and CC’d around the old Homeland office?

    Hell, they probably have a wiretap on Edna’s phone, and podcast it out to the office for laughs.

  19. Edna Bambrick

    I deep-throated Ron Jeremy.

  20. I wonder if Edna was that crazy lady on Trading Spouses a couple months back? I had a good laugh when she cussed in the name of Jesus.

  21. Edna Bambrick

    #119 – that’s not me. You are REPORTED! Wait, that is me. I’m a total whore.

  22. CruisingForCock

    I really like fake Edna Bambrick (108 & 117)

  23. MsElly65

    Has anyone read the whole thing on smoking gun.com? it’s too many details for this stupid bitch to make up. she may be brain dead but charlie is almost crazier than tom. and charlie also luvs the cock although maybe juvenile cock. i’m on team richardson fer this one.
    and edna so glad to see you. hypocritical whores like yerself turned me away from the catholics eons ago. thanks!

  24. Edna loves the cock.

    Why is the Superficial posting stories about Charlie Sheen. He doesn’t exist! He was made up in a government conspiracy to make Hollywood actors look bad. CGI is amazing.

  25. Edna Bambrick

    Actually, 108 wasn’t fake. That was her. No shit.

  26. Seamus Begonia Smell

    i <3 #11, #17, #19

    god, i wish i saw that episode of leno.

  27. CruisingForCock

    EDNA 125 When you say fake do you mean Newguy fake or Land-man cock size fake?

  28. Edna Bambrick

    Fake Edna, you are libeling my good name. You are REPORTED. I have on retainer a very good tort lawyer and he will see this first thing monday morning.

  29. BigJim

    Edna has a lawyer that specializes in pastries?

  30. MsElly65

    Charlie Sheen n Edna are completely wackadoodle. What does Charlie’s oh so Catholic father Martin think about all of this? Such hypocrisy. Thanks Sheen Family for the good fun on TGIF. Can’t be the Irish side ‘o the family that makes these lucky charms.

  31. PapaHotNuts

    BigJim-

    I’m not sure which post to respond to, but I think in one of them we just tag-teamed krisdylee.
    I knew we’d get that bitch.

    But seriously, I reported you to someone.

  32. BigJim

    And here my high school principal said I’d never amount to anything.

  33. CruisingForCock

    REAL EDNA IS IN BED WITH JESUS NOW. FEEL FREE TO USE WORDS LIKE FUCK, COCK, PUSSY. SHE CAN’T REPORT YOU IF SHE’S SLEEPING. FAKE EDNA LOVES THE COCK – I’M GUESSING SHE IS BUSY TOO.

  34. BigJim

    As much fun as this is, I gotta get some sleep. Later Edna. Have pleasant, Jesus-filled dreams.

  35. Edna Bambrick

    #133
    REPORTED!

  36. ugrysaggypoopypants_boob

    this site makes me wanna cry and doodie myself

  37. krisdylee

    #131 – Papa… whisper that to me in my ear…”I knew we’d get that bitch”… now say it again and pull my hair, just a bit… say it and spank me, that’s right…… Edna, are you getting this????

    Say it Papa. Say it…

  38. mamacita

    @137

    REPORTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    To the Sexy Police for being too damn sexy. Do you do your little thing on the catwalk?

  39. mamacita

    @135

    REPORTED!!!!!!

    To Homeland Security for FAILING AT LIFE!!!

  40. Download Charlie Sheen & Denise Richards’ divorce documents in enhanced PDF format:

    http://www.pretendpundit.com/2006/04/charlie_sheen_i.html

    (converted from The Smoking Gun images)

  41. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    I want to kill Denise Richards, too, and steal her boobs. Then I will put them on ice and they will make a lovely centerpiece at my wine and cheese party.

  42. biatcho

    This just in, and screw you Superficial guy for taking days off & making me think Edna Spermbank was going to arrest my dog:

    Denise Richards & Richie Sambora have been doing it for almost a year. Pics & videos coming out tomorrow… sweeeeet!
    I hope Charlie Sheen beats her up again.

  43. Ahhhh blow it out your ass Edna!

    Hey Edna, join my yahoo group.

    We can kick your ass.

  44. maryaries

    In addition to the 17 pages that make me believe that Denise isn’t making this stuff up, it’s the conspiracy part that’s creepy. First, the Nicole Simpson murder, then he says “no comment” when she asks if he had anything to do with the porn star who ending up dead (just say no, Charlie), questions and berates her for “poisoning” his daughter with immunity shots. Then of course, there’s the 9/11 stuff.
    Stick to being a man-whore Charlie.

  45. lurkerx

    From what I hear, Sambora’s not much of a step up.

  46. Edna Ramprick

    Well, well, well…Edna, my arch nemesis.
    I hope you’re sitting down.

    Fuck you, you fucking fuck.

    See you in hell, sister

  47. gossipmonger

    Spindoc, Obadiah, krisdylee, BigJim, Italian Stallion,
    and Jacq-why are you wasting your time writing on this dumb website-why not write for a real magazine where your
    amazing wit could be put to better use?
    I hear that Hustler pays well.

  48. Sweetsens8tion

    ……..

  49. I dont know if anyone comes on here anymore but if you do and also think that edna needs to get a life and needs to stop reporting people then feel free to sign my petition against her at: http://www.petitiononline.com/Bambrick/petition.html
    Thank you becasue every signature counts!

  50. lisa

    hey does any1 know wot it said on hur chaps n the video dirty ?? plezz wb as soon as poss

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