Charlie Sheen still not allowed to kill Denise Richards

sheen-extend.jpgLast Friday Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards agreed to extend the restraining order against Charlie to July 13 so a psychologist can evaluate and make a decision regarding the custody arrangement for their two children.

Although there’s no reason a custody decision should take this long for these two. Here’s the sequence of events that should occur, and it shouldn’t take more than half an hour tops: the judge reads a list of the horrible things Sheen has done to Richards, watches Richards’ threesome sex scene in Wild Things, takes off his pants, gives a standing ovation, and then awards Denise Richards the kids. Case closed.