Charlie Sheen’s done it again. “Bullseye Johnson” has knocked up another wife within just weeks of the wedding. Because nothing bonds a really weird, old actor and the bride who thinks he has money together like an immediate pregnancy. *sigh* OK! Magazine reports:
“Brooke informed me two days ago that very soon we’d be producing our own version of Two-and-a-Half Men,’” recalls the Emmy-winning actor, who is already the father to three daughters, Cassandra, 13, Samantha, 4, and 3-year-old Lola. “That would imply it’s a boy, so until we know, we’ll refer to it as ‘Two-and-a-Half People.’ We’re beyond happy to be new parents together.”
Charlie Sheen knows you can pull out, right? Just sayin’.
Photo: Splash News
FIRST! | August 26, 2008 at 9:01 am
FIRST!!!!!!!!!
Mike | August 26, 2008 at 9:02 am
Pull out…as if!!
http://webescape.wordpress.com/ | August 26, 2008 at 9:05 am
Fair play, at least I hope she’s less of a crazy bitch than Denise Richards!
meeghan | August 26, 2008 at 9:07 am
he looks like Moe Howard in that photo.
havoc | August 26, 2008 at 9:12 am
The bad news is, we’re going to see even more of that crazy Denise Richards bitch simply b/c of this.
Thanks Charlie.
Dick.
.
disillusionisreal | August 26, 2008 at 9:14 am
Anyone notice she bears a scary resemblance to Denise??? Or is it just me?
Deacon Jones | August 26, 2008 at 9:15 am
C’mon Charlie, why wreck a piece of ass like that IMMEDIATELY after you marry her?
God damn, why’d he get married so soon anyway? There’s plenty of trannies in Miami…
Dr. Otto Van DerWahl | August 26, 2008 at 9:16 am
Again with the failed rubbers in hollywood, or holey-wood I should say.
blah | August 26, 2008 at 9:20 am
he always reminds me of a more conservative version of Tommy Lee for some reason. And man is he getting to be one old and scary looking dude; gettin’ a little long in the tooth there Charlie. He looks like an old man with a toupe on.
Elmer Palmer | August 26, 2008 at 9:25 am
She look like Ali Larter, but with boobs
Chandra | August 26, 2008 at 9:58 am
Fertile is generally attributed to women. Virile would be a more fitting adjective for a male who has a lot of kids.
Shar | August 26, 2008 at 10:04 am
WHAT, THEY AREN’T HAVING TWINS? Geeze, its not worthy news in Hollywood to just have a single preggie anymore.
Sell Porn Make Money | August 26, 2008 at 10:09 am
I would impregnate her too!
idk | August 26, 2008 at 10:16 am
Cassandre is actually 23, not 13, and goes by CJ. Do you mean to tell me the superficial does not employ a full staff of fact-checkers??
Turd Ferguson | August 26, 2008 at 10:18 am
@6
Hey, OJ still goes after the Nicole look-alikes, so why should we expect anything else from Charlie boy?
Remember, there are TONS of attention hungry, money grubbing, bimbos that will still be seen with these guys no matter what they do.
@4
That pic would be a lot sweeter if he were giving her the two finger poke in the eyes.
gerard Vandenberg | August 26, 2008 at 10:50 am
Who is charlie’s hairdresser?
……..THE MILKMAN?
yeah baybee | August 26, 2008 at 10:54 am
I’d knock her up
zil | August 26, 2008 at 10:57 am
Neuter the bastard before he does any more damage to the gene pool.
Sheva | August 26, 2008 at 10:58 am
This guy’s my fucking hero. This girl is beautiful and you know he’s loving life.
Now what is this bullshit about him not having more kids?
He’s married! And he has plenty of dough, plenty. Idiots.
rough daddy | August 26, 2008 at 11:03 am
boy that dude loves hookers if they dont ask for money now, theyll ask for money in court later,,,minus this one of course which remain to be seen,,,congrats charlie!
surlywench | August 26, 2008 at 11:03 am
What?! You mean there was yet another woman out there mentally challenged enough to marry this confirmed douche? Wow. Just…wow. And more unnattractive Sheen babies to boot.
Bet she’s already counting those big child support checks.
zuzuspetals | August 26, 2008 at 11:07 am
Wow, that is really horrible news. That woman is insane for having a baby with him after everything Denise went through. Jesus, he’s a pig.
I hope some of that huge paycheck he makes is going into a fund for therapy for his children later in life. They will need it.
THE REAL BARELY | August 26, 2008 at 11:17 am
Oh goody!!! I can’t wait for the E! Entertainment Network mini-series: “The Ex-wives and assorted children of Charlie Sheen”…
I know it will suck ass – you know how I know…? Because it’ll be directed by Emilio Estevez and that guy is the director du jour of everything that sucks ass!
Who know who’ll play Charlie? Demi Moore.
kevTHA | August 26, 2008 at 11:45 am
he can two and a half my men any day of the week, any time of the year
Obvious | August 26, 2008 at 12:36 pm
She gets a new baby-his house-his car-his money … etc…
She also now holds his balls in her hands, and it’s up to HER just how hard to squeeze them
UK_Matt | August 26, 2008 at 1:02 pm
First thought on seeing the picture – Heh, Harrisons split from Stick McBeal.
That is all.
jaime | August 26, 2008 at 2:06 pm
pull out? with a chick like that?
you are krazy karl.
Lexoka | August 26, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Their own version of Two And A Half Men? But that would also imply that his wife is a dude, right?
Randal | August 26, 2008 at 3:46 pm
Charlie and Brooke, congratulations on the joy that you’ll both be bringing into the world. There’s not anyone who deserves this more.
Randal
Denise | August 26, 2008 at 4:18 pm
Um, Charlie? You do realize that “two and a half men” would also imply that your WIFE is a boy??
shankyouverymuch | August 26, 2008 at 4:55 pm
……….. “Because nothing bonds a really weird, old actor and the bride who THINKS he has money” ??? It’s been widely reported that this fool makes 830,000.00 dollars an episode of ’2 men’. I don’t think there is any “THINKS” about it. This doooosh is loaded to the rafters with cash money.
NY Ted | August 26, 2008 at 5:09 pm
I hear tell that there is a trail of “little Charlies” in every Whore House in America…!!!
Atta boy Chuck…you horny fuck…!!!
Lisa | August 26, 2008 at 7:02 pm
It might just be me, but I think that they look related.
mattk | August 26, 2008 at 9:39 pm
Jeez, that’s an AWFUL wig on him
TK | August 27, 2008 at 12:32 am
Lexoka – that’s what I was coming here to post too! He’s such a dolt!
OK Magazine should get its facts straight too. Sam’s name is just Sam, not Samantha.
He is so creepy looking not like his hot days back in the 80s.
LOL | August 27, 2008 at 12:36 am
I think he is shooting for a boy now.
Condom Man | August 27, 2008 at 1:03 am
CONDOM MAN DOES NOT APPROVE OF THIS POST
Beso Negro | August 27, 2008 at 1:22 am
Charlie’s problem is that he never pulls out with the hookers, so he’s not really good at it. Next time you are with a hooker Charlie (which will likely be tonight) practice pulling out and aiming at the chin, or maybe at the splat tat tramp stamp on the gal’s lower back, or christ, even aim for her chocolate starfish. Once you have mastered the art of pulling out, you can then safely resume your happy time with Brooke. Or just save all these thoughts for wife #3.
sheen | August 27, 2008 at 5:18 am
Wow~~Charlie sheen? He was once a vip member of Richromances.com. He just found his girlfriend though that site one year ago.
jay | August 27, 2008 at 7:51 am
Gotta hand to it to Charlie for tapping lots of great looking gals and still not knowing when to quit hahaha. What a pair of chromosomes!