Charlie Sheen may have some issues, just a few

October 4th, 2007 // 106 Comments
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Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards are in the middle of a heated custody battle. Denise recently filed some documents regarding Charlie’s behavior which Page Six got their hands on:

Pictures of Sheen’s “erect penis” that Richards says he used for his profile on sex sites are also included, which Richards claims he e-mailed to “approximately 30 women.”

“I’d love to give it to you any time,” Sheen wrote to one woman under the screen name “mrjonze55.”

Richards says Sheen even visited gay pornography sites – “which I found even more disturbing because I felt that the boys looked underage.”

Charlie is also very adamant about breast-feeding:

Richards accuses Sheen of punching the headboard of their bed once in a rage, and telling her that by no longer breast-feeding, she was causing their daughter, Sam, to “become retarded.”

“He took a large wedding photo off the wall. He had it placed in our garage. He sawed the picture in half and took spray paint and sprayed ‘the dumbest day of my life.’”

Charlie Sheen tore his wedding picture in half and wrote “the dumbest day of my life” on it. That is freaking hilarious. Oh, it’s disturbed, but, seriously, who does that? Outside of a five-year-old? I can just see him arguing in court: “Your honor, my ex-wife Denise doesn’t deserve to have custody of the kids, because, well, she’s just a big poop-head. Also she’s super-retarded.” Honestly, Charlie Sheen should be a lawyer. He’d win every case. You just can’t compete with this level of word-play.

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  1. bizzo

    the more i read about charlie sheen the more i think he’s a lot like me.

  2. JoePa

    #46 & 68 Right on and way to say it. It’s not about being “tolerant” and “accepting”. It’s about the pure lack of morals and integrity. Not enough people stand up for these MOST IMPORTANT values of society. Instead, we get lambasted by the media and PC special interest groups. “Special interests”, are you kidding me? I thought democracy was MAJORITY rules?!?!

    “IT’S NOT REAL!!!” has been my motto for about the past year to all those trying to emulate these fake and useless lives. That’s not saying their lives aren’t salvagable, just don’t believe the crap that they spew in their pretend worlds!

  3. JoePa

    20. Nice “Hot Shots!” reference!!!

  4. Lisa

    Sad thing is that some of you actually believe Denise is telling the truth! Please people, she IS a sad jobless pig, she fucked Heather Locklear’s husband and now she’s pointing the finger at Charlie? Charlie admits he likes porn, so who cares what he does on the internet, it isn’t like he keeps his life a big secret anyhow.

    Now is Charlie fucking married women – is he fucking his friend’s wives? NO, but Denise was boinking Sambora her friend’s hubby. What kind of person are you to do something like that? Where are your morals? Um, technically there is more honor in using a Hollywood Madam’s services rather than fucking your friend’s spouses, can I get an amen?

    Denise on the other hand does what every miserable woman does and tries to parlay Charlie’s internet flirting with some women into, “ohhh, I’ll make him look like a pedophile….no wait, I’ll make him look like a gay pedophile! That’ll be good for my kids!” Denise and Kim Bassinger both should get only supervised visitation and be ordered to attend parenting classes. Plus Denise needs to get off the coke.

  5. pam

    I think they both have some problems, but denise doesn’t have any room to talk about anyone, I’ve seen some of her nude pictures and alot of lip action with other women and then sleeping with her friends husband, that’s the pot calling the kettle black.

  6. pam

    I think they both have some problems, but denise doesn’t have any room to talk about anyone, I’ve seen some of her nude pictures and alot of lip action with other women and then sleeping with her friends husband, that’s the pot calling the kettle black.

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