Charlie Sheen may have some issues, just a few

October 4th, 2007 // 106 Comments
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Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards are in the middle of a heated custody battle. Denise recently filed some documents regarding Charlie’s behavior which Page Six got their hands on:

Pictures of Sheen’s “erect penis” that Richards says he used for his profile on sex sites are also included, which Richards claims he e-mailed to “approximately 30 women.”

“I’d love to give it to you any time,” Sheen wrote to one woman under the screen name “mrjonze55.”

Richards says Sheen even visited gay pornography sites – “which I found even more disturbing because I felt that the boys looked underage.”

Charlie is also very adamant about breast-feeding:

Richards accuses Sheen of punching the headboard of their bed once in a rage, and telling her that by no longer breast-feeding, she was causing their daughter, Sam, to “become retarded.”

“He took a large wedding photo off the wall. He had it placed in our garage. He sawed the picture in half and took spray paint and sprayed ‘the dumbest day of my life.’”

Charlie Sheen tore his wedding picture in half and wrote “the dumbest day of my life” on it. That is freaking hilarious. Oh, it’s disturbed, but, seriously, who does that? Outside of a five-year-old? I can just see him arguing in court: “Your honor, my ex-wife Denise doesn’t deserve to have custody of the kids, because, well, she’s just a big poop-head. Also she’s super-retarded.” Honestly, Charlie Sheen should be a lawyer. He’d win every case. You just can’t compete with this level of word-play.

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  1. Oops, i crapped my pants!

    #46 Have you ever tried to celebrate heterosexuality? Chant something like
    “I’m here.
    I like pussy and beer.
    Tell my wife to stop bitching at me.
    I can’t get used to it.”

    People just look at me like I’m some kind of a faggot or something.

  2. Lexoka

    Divorcing Denise Richards is just wrong…

  3. Crispy Chips

    Yeah and her mom Denise is a whore who shows of her tittays and will pose nekkid with another whore who has fake tittays.

    When will Al Quada drop a bomb on Los Angeles and Hollywood, or at least where all these stupid, vacuous (THAT’s how you spell it), phony and vain nobodies live and finally end the war forever. They contribute nothing (well only to the pigs who whack off to their pictures).

    YEAH! I SAID IT!!!!

  4. nagger please

    Denise Richards is a fake titted, old skinned, fish faced, bitch..

    Charlie is a complete idiot.. He actually believes the USA blew up the world trade center.

  5. Shallow Val

    #21 ROB

    You said it brother!!!!! Denise Richards is a whore.

  6. LL

    RE 46. Miguelito – October 4, 2007 2:08 PM

    He’s got a point (about porn). I’m not saying it’s evil or should be outlawed, but the proliferation of porn is not a good thing for sex in general. Like soap operas and women’s magazines do to women, porn gives men unrealistic expectations that they impose on themselves and women. I don’t really want to rip every hair out of my cooch and take it up the ass like porno chicks do, but now that millions of men have seen that shit, a lot of them seem to expect that from real women who haven’t been molested/neglected into a life of porn and drugs. The sex industries attract broken people (mostly women) and the scumbags who exploit them. Porn is sex the way “American Idol” is music.

    As for the homophobia, you’re on your own there. I don’t think the scenario you describe applies to most homos, so maybe just chill out. Try not to shit a brick just because you saw two guys holding hands.

  7. Smush

    Ya know, Denise is an idiot (granted she’s probably the better, more decent human being between the 2). But seriously, who did she think she was marrying here? Charlie Sheen has always been known for his dirty antics. Wasn’t he at the top of Heidi Fleiss’ list? I mean come on, not the best candidate for your future husband and father of your children. And yet she acts so surprised. Anyways, I think she is over reacting. Let’s face it, 99.999% of men look at porn. That doesn’t make them pedos. But yeh, posting your penis and trying to hook up are big no-nos. But once again, “It’s Charlie, bitch”…what did she expect?

  8. Rush Limbaugh

    The world need fewer guns and lots more porn.

  9. boob man

    Have any of you ever heard Denise talk? She is the stupidest person alive. If the kids are retarded, it’s because inherited her idiocy. DON’T DRINK THE BREASTMILK!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. Toolboy

    I like Charlie Sheen and therefore would not tap Denise Richards..unless I knew it would make her mad. But then again, “crazy angry, punch the head board, use an Olsen twin as a shoe horn” sex with Denise Richards would be cool too.

  11. Miss Anonymous

    I think he has syphillis and that’s why he’s so fucking crazy.

  12. igroovin

    u guys are freaken funny…even though its at the expense of someone else, it feels good to laugh.

  13. igroovin

    its like DUH girls. once a walking BONER always a walking BONER…its to late for him to change.

  14. whatever

    Due to STDs, Charlie Sheen’s dick is more toxic than a rattlesnake.

    Would you stick a rattlesnake’s head in your pootang? Huh? Would you?

    I’ll bet his picture of his dick even has fangs on it. Yeah girls, go get it, go fuck this married dick with 20 STDs. Hot stuff…hot stuff.

  15. YEAH! I SAID IT!!!

    54 – maybe not but they allowed it to happen. All those eyes, all those airports, and NOBODY knew.

    nagger, please!!!!

  16. whatever

    Though I will say men should be able to look at porn. Just don’t flash your dick on adult sites trying to fuck STD bags while your poor unsuspecting wife sits at home. That’s fucked up.

    Then again…why do women fall for trash? Charlie has Denise Richards and probably, like, 30 women on the side all at the same time. And all the women will go for it. And think they’re “the one”. And fall for all his bullshit.

    Women are just stupid when it comes to relationships and men.

  17. Smush

    @64…I’ll bet his picture of his dick even has fangs on it.
    lol, good one.

  18. Sad Sad State of the Union

    46, you know, I agree with your post. Every bit of it.

    Porn has its fun moments but it, like chocolate should be used/eaten in moderation.

    Gay guys are neat and funny, but it boggles the mind as to how many men have unprotected sex in alleyways and in dungeons (I know two guys who do that, and only because they think it’s expected of them as gay men), and not to mention the meth/sex problem that is going on out there too.

    It’s not that those things are “wrong;” but when it becomes a nationwide obsession, then it’s something that needs to be looked at individually. What do we even care about anymore? We’re a nation of drug and sex addled sycophants who are believing the fantasy. We are a nation of television addicts who watch shows like “Dirty, Sexy Money” thinking that it is actually real. Yeah some people live like that, but it’s a facade. It’s an fantastic idea that has been hammered into the small and feeble-minded. None of it is real, and nobody even knows it anymore.

    Like Vampires; I love to believe they exist but they don’t. And yet you have people getting fangs put in, cutting and biting and drinking each others blood. YOUR NOT A VAMPIRE!!!!! Jeez I can’t wait for the Revolution.

  19. Ashley

    i’m sorry but the wedding picture thing has made him my hero. hilarious.

  20. markel

    Charlie Sheen is the man :) Freaking awesome.

  21. Rod

    If he was so bad and disturbed………….then why after they split up did she ask him to give her another baby?

    She is a crazy whore!

  22. Contractor for the Government

    #48

    You must work for the US Government. They work about 3 hours a day or less. I know because I am a contractor that does temporary work at Government job sites because the Government employees are too lazy to work 8 hours.

  23. Sadie

    #34

    Good point and what kind of a person sleeps with her best friends husband. Denise is worse than Charlie.

  24. Hecubus

    You sonofabitch Superfish, it’s bad enough reading about Charlie Sheen’s ugly erect penis without you posting a picture of it right above the story. My poor eyes.

  25. alf oldland

    charlie “the sheen man”/”charlie machine” is the bomb!

    he should, however, rethink the wigs he’s been wearing. eh.

  26. susieq

    I hope Brooke Mueller is using what little brains she has to revisit the marrying Charlie idea. Is this really the kind of guy you want to have in your life? However much he hates Denise how stupid can he be to put that kind of stuff in emails? What a jackass Charlie Sheen is!

  27. zuzuspetals

    Charlie Sheen is deeply, deeply disturbed. Denise Richards must be at least mildy disturbed to have married him, but she was young, in love, and had no idea what she was getting into. But the one who must be the most deranged is the woman who is engaged to him now. I hope she wakes up, runs away, and doesn’t look back because he is not going to mellow with age- he will just get worse.

  28. Mike

    mrjonze55 doesn’t sound very feminine…

  29. Wake Up People

    #77

    Everyone in the US knows that Charlie was a sex addict and loved whores. Denise knew what she was getting into. She wanted to be famous by marrying Charlie.

  30. Charlie Sheen

    OK, Denise, you bitch! Go ahead! Marry Bonaduce, see if I care!!!

  31. WTF?

    I want to see these so-called pictures! I bet he has a little dick.

  32. sid

    denise has NO charactor. it so pathetic of her to diss the father of her children so publicly like that. she AND kim bassinger both. in the nd – all they want is to be paid a lump sum in child support to live off of for the rest of their lives. how the hell are their ex’s suppose to pay this if these women set out to ruin their careers like they are so whole-heartedly trying to do?? dumb blondes. they should spend less money on plastic surgery and more time on fixing their souls.

  33. Fred

    cocain is a hell of a drug mang!

  34. Alyssa

    shes probably mad cuz he dumped her for a younger woman because she was starting too look worn and leathery

  35. soy

    Take kindly the counsel of the years,
    gracefully surrendering the things of youth…
    GROW THE FUCK UP BOTH OF YOU

  36. WTF?!

    October 4, 2007 — “GO cry to your bald mom, you [bleeping] loser,” Charlie Sheen wrote to Denise Richards in an e-mail the actress included in documents filed last week in L.A. Superior Court in the couple’s custody battle.

    “You are a pig. A sad, jobless pig who is sad and talentless and sad and jobless and evil and a bad mom, so go [bleep] yourself sad jobless pig,” reads another.

    “You are an evil piece of [bleep]. I can’t wait to tell the world what a piece of [bleep] you are. You don’t get a [bleeping] dime till this is resolved,” says a third e-mail.

    Richards says in her court filing that she was particularly hurt by the one about her mother, who is undergoing chemotherapy treatments for cancer.

    Pictures of Sheen’s “erect penis” that Richards says he used for his profile on sex sites are also included, which Richards claims he e-mailed to “approximately 30 women.”

    “I’d love to give it to you any time,” Sheen wrote to one woman under the screen name “mrjonze55.”

    Richards says Sheen even visited gay pornography sites – “which I found even more disturbing because I felt that the boys looked underage,” the documents state.

    Richards accuses Sheen of punching the headboard of their bed once in a rage, and telling her that by no longer breast-feeding, she was causing their daughter, Sam, to “become retarded.”

    “He took a large wedding photo off the wall. He had it placed in our garage. He sawed the picture in half and took spray paint and sprayed ‘the dumbest day of my life,’ ” Richards claims in the documents.

    A month prior to the lewd e-mails, Sheen tried to apologize. “I have been responsible for some of the worst dialogue and venom-spewing behavior in the past few weeks that I can possibly recall, ever,” he wrote. “The anger and frustration that our situation has generated is beginning to manifest itself in physical forms and cellular regression.”

    But less than two weeks later, he was sending Richards e-mails such as, “You are a horrible mom. Save your phony flowers for any one of your 30 dogs.”

    Sheen said through his spokesman, “I will not dignify the majority of these allegations with any measure of response. On its best day it remains laughable and inane.”
    http://www.nypost.com/seven/10042007/gossip/pagesix/pagesix.htm

  37. That'll teach her!

    You are a sad shitty pig sow poopy butt! A sad, shitty, jobless pig who is sad and talentless and sad and jobless and sad and evil and a sad bad mom and have a sad bald mom with a mouth full of doo-doo who is sad and jobless and sad and evil, so go fuck yourself you sad and talentless and sad and jobless pig, evil piece of sad and talentless and jobless shit, horrible sow with horrible piglets, and sad fucking loser poopoo-face 10 cent whore!

  38. jane

    he’s like Quagmire from Family Guy

  39. @ 81: You asked to see pictures of Charlie’s little dick? OK, click the blue link and see naked Charlie with one of his naked chicks.

  40. Kill Yourself

    I like Charlie Sheen, don’t get me wrong, but the way he acts is expressive of how he probably grew up. He had a father who wasn’t around much and having a male authority figure in life is extremely important for boys. He just never had anyone there to teach him how to act right.

    For all we know, Emilio has a lot of problems, too. But the closest thing to fame he married was Paula Abdul and that was at least 15 years ago, so there’s no one to blab a bunch of crap about him into the press.

  41. justme

    yeah, who does that?!? by the way, does anyone know what type of tape to use if you have some type of picture, big photo-type thing that needs to put back together? anyone?

  42. Dick Richards

    Damn, Charlie Sheen looks old. I mean, he’s only forty-two, right? He’s gotta be on drugs. Kind of vacant looking too.

  43. Tape Master

    @ 92 just me: OMG! OMFG! Do I know tape! Yes! Use wads and wads and rolls and rolls of White Carton Sealing Tape and then lots of Blue Carton Sealing Tape and then about 20 rolls of Purple Electrical Tape and maybe 45 or 50 rolls of WARNING-AVISO White Carton Sealing Tape and then 37 rolls of Purple Carton Sealing Tape and then 62 rolls of Vinyl Safety Stripe Tape and then 27 packages of Pocket Duct Blue 5 Piece Internet Pack and then 16 rolls of EL766C-L 3/4″ x 66′ Brown Electrical Tape and then 48 rolls of 1/2″ x 10 yd Ultra Premium Glow Tape but wait! don’t stop there keep on going with more gaffers tape and spike tape and safety tape and duct tape and cloth tape and floor tape and packing tape and double-sided tape and paper tape and masking tape and die-cut tpae products and more glow tape! Yeah! At least that should get you started . . . if you use all that it might, just might, hold that photo-type picture thingy together . . . but then use glue too! Like Elmer’s glue and super glue and hot plastic gun glue! And nails! Yeah plenty of nails! And staples and screws like wood screws and molly screws and bolts like machine bolts! And tie it up with string and rope and ribbons! Then wrap it in packing paper and that bubble crap and then use more tape!!! Yeah tape!!! Always gotta use more tape!!!!!!

    Does that help????????????

  44. LL

    Do NOT ask Tape Master about tape. You’ll be sorry. Just FYI.

    Though I do wonder now if there’s a Velcro Master. I bet Tape Master and Velcro Master are always battling for supremacy in the fastener world. One day Hollywood will make a major motion picture event about it, after they run out of lame-ass comic book characters and cartoon characters to ruin.

  45. Wake Up People

    #91
    Charlie is an adult and in control of his life. Yes his father probably was not around much growing up, but Charlie knows right from wrong. As an adult Charlie doesn’t care about his bad behavior while his brother Emilio does. Emilio does more producing than acting these days. His last movie produced was about Kennedy.

  46. Peace of Mind

    #82
    I agree. You can’t put a dollar amount on ones soul.

  47. xman

    am I the only one who thinks Denise is hot?!!!!!!!

  48. Awesome!

    @88: OMG! Awesome! Profound! Wise beyond words!

    Ahh! Denise and Charlie were made for each other!

  49. Kay

    Hello people! These are her accusations! Who says they are true? Why is this “journalist” taking her side right out of the box?? The fact that we are interested is ridiculous!

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