Charlie Sheen is Britney Spears now

April 15th, 2010 // 37 Comments

Charlie Sheen has reportedly shaved his head amidst accusations he’s been having a drug-fueled affair with a woman while currently facing charges for threatening to kill his wife. RadarOnline reports:

Charlie Sheen pulled a Britney Spears and shaved his head, RadarOnline.com learned. Facing allegations that he cheated on wife Brooke Mueller with escort Angelina Tracy, Sheen shocked people Wednesday when he was seen with a shaved head. Facing allegations that he cheated on wife Brooke Mueller with escort Angelina Tracy, Sheen shocked people Wednesday when he was seen with a shaved head.
“Charlie has been seeing her for weeks,” a source exclusively told RadarOnline.com.

I love how there needed to be a level of reference for how low Charlie “Santa Claus with a Fucking Knife” Sheen has sunk and it’s Britney Spears. I honestly don’t know who should be more insulted, but let’s just assume it’s Lindsay because she’s out there trying her best. “Dammit, when’s someone gonna say they’ve pulled a me?!” *snoooorrt*

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  1. Ghozt69

    Pics or it didn’t happened… oh and first!!!!!!!!!!

  2. dude

    CHARLIE: “I shaved my head after the affair. Or was it my balls before the affair? My ass during the affair? Love is confusing.”

  3. screamqueen

    I bet you they’re asking them to do a hair follicle drug test for court–hence, the shaving

  4. Sheena

    @3 screamqueen got it in one!

  5. whoa nelly

    anything sexier than a bald, philandering, violent man? any woman that marries him should just admit she is a long term prostitute

  6. Beeotch

    What happened to the “Men at Work” days………golf clap!

  7. Jim

    Haha. Shaved his head so the court can’t a hair sample to test for drug use. Drugs leave you bladder in a few days, but stays in the hair follicle until the hair falls out or you are shaved bald…

    Smart man.

  8. mamamiasweetpeaches

    How is “smart man” gonna do TWO AND A HALF MEN bald??? (That shits still on the air, right?)

  9. Gozer

    freakshow!

  10. Fas(c)hionista

    Why did you post a pic of Huey Lewis in a Charlie Sheen story?

  11. Walker

    Hey, Superficial Writer, you’re doing this professionally, yes? Then learn the goddamn difference between there/they’re/their. This isn’t the comment section, this is a published website with revenue. You should be ashamed.

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  13. j x

    A main reason to shave one’s head if you’re facing drug charges is, of course, so your hair can’t be tested for how long you’ve been doing drugs.

  14. Fati87

    Ummm.. So now I am gonna have to wait for Charlie Sheen’s hair to grow back to see a new episode of Two and a Half Men?

  15. herbiefrog

    lol fish : )

  16. JuiceinLA

    Love this line: “I honestly don’t know who should be more insulted, but let’s just assume it’s Lindsay because she’s out there trying her best. “Dammit, when’s someone gonna say they’ve pulled a me?!” *snoooorrt*”

    EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!

  17. captain america

    NEGATIVE, there is a difference here.

  18. He is the son of the actor Martin Sheen and Janet Templeton. Charlie Sheen showed interest in film since he was little and made movies together with his friends Rob Lowe and Sean Penn. After graduating he decided to be an actor, as well as his brother or his father.

  19. I shaved my head after the affair

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