Charlie Sheen is Britney Spears now

The Superficial / April 15, 2010

Charlie Sheen has reportedly shaved his head amidst accusations he’s been having a drug-fueled affair with a woman while currently facing charges for threatening to kill his wife. RadarOnline reports:

Charlie Sheen pulled a Britney Spears and shaved his head, RadarOnline.com learned. Facing allegations that he cheated on wife Brooke Mueller with escort Angelina Tracy, Sheen shocked people Wednesday when he was seen with a shaved head. Facing allegations that he cheated on wife Brooke Mueller with escort Angelina Tracy, Sheen shocked people Wednesday when he was seen with a shaved head.
“Charlie has been seeing her for weeks,” a source exclusively told RadarOnline.com.

I love how there needed to be a level of reference for how low Charlie “Santa Claus with a Fucking Knife” Sheen has sunk and it’s Britney Spears. I honestly don’t know who should be more insulted, but let’s just assume it’s Lindsay because she’s out there trying her best. “Dammit, when’s someone gonna say they’ve pulled a me?!” *snoooorrt*