Charlie Sheen is a great husband

April 14th, 2010 // 52 Comments

Because threatening to kill her on Christmas wasn’t enough, Charlie Sheen has reportedly been cheating on his wife in their bed, according to RadarOnline:

The Two and a Half Men star has been busted cheating, with photographs surfacing of him wearing a ridiculous fake moustache disguise while meeting Angelina.
RadarOnline.com learned exclusively that he met Angelina through an escort Web site and then began seeing her repeatedly.
After a while he took her back to the house when Brooke wasn’t there. “That was very, very recently,” said the source.

I really want to feel sympathy for Brooke Mueller but again, what did she expect marrying Charlie Sheen? I’m just amazed he didn’t punch her in the tit when they were exchanging vows.

MINISTER: Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?
CHARLIE: As long as she lets me bang hookers. *PUNCH*

Photos: Splash News
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  1. spark

    yaya first

  2. Spungehead

    NOT FIRST

    This dude’s headed for another implosion

  3. Crabby Old Guy

    Just die now, Charlie, you useless sack of crap.

  4. SO RIGHT

    Charlie Sheen is so butt ugly too! You know, I have never liked this guy…ever. There’s something so narcissistic about him. Ho’s and escorts are about his level.

  5. Beeotch

    Seriously!!!! he should just form a threesome with Jesse James and Tiger Woods and they can all have a balls out fuckfest!!!

  6. JamesToselandisGay

    I envy Charlie.

  7. What an idiot

    Why did this idiot get married again? His first wife was a c*nt to end all c*nts & he got caught doing all sorts of nasty things. He should have just stayed single & banged hookers…

  8. [damn, my first submission isn't showing up! wth I'll do it again]

    FIRST!!!

  9. Did anyone really think Two and a Half Men was anything but Charlie Sheen real life experiences? Why do you think it has been on the air so long. They have an endless supply of stories.

  10. Marissa

    Maybe it’s the booze talking but I’ve always had the hugest crush on Charie. His pervy looks turn me on. We can punch each other and take shots until we pass out. We can be crazy together. He needs to stop with these high priced hookers and get with a chick that will bank him for $1000. (condom is a must) His shifty eyes always look like he’s up to something dirty which I need to be a part of. I’ll knife him before he done with his huge line of coke. That way he’ll know how it feels and know that he and I have found true crazy love together.

  11. urgh

    He’s got more foundation on his face than a $10 hooker

  12. It sounds like Marissa needs to get banged like the dirty slut she is…

  13. @11 lol right on! may as well go for 5k…there’s at least that much in the ashtray in his car

  14. Marissa

    Yes Jimbo, I need a nice hard banging. I’m not a slut but i’m attracted to his bad ways. Don’t let me run into Charlie b/c it will be on! Sex, booze, threats, lol

  15. kid nasty

    i really want to party with this guy.

  16. SaveMe

    A concerted simultaneous effort with Charlie Sheen, Courtney Love, Akon and Andy Dick could put trailer parks and Jerry Springer out of business.

  17. small asian penis

    This is what he does, I assumed he always banged hookers.

  18. matan

    is it me or does he look yellow in the first picture? probably a result from some std…

  19. Valerie

    He’s got dismally un-matching makeup on for god knows what reason. 11, you sick slut! : )

  20. Elle

    Jaundice much? Oops, liver.

  21. Angel

    Or he could just hire Tila Tequila.

  22. @11 – shut up, cunt. Plus, you’re a man.

  23. dude

    Only thing wrong with Charlie Sheen is the fact he’s on TV. Many guys do the same thing as him and will luckily never get caught cos no one knows who they are. I’d hi five him but i don’t know where his hands have been.

  24. Marissa

    @14 – true that. i’m upping my price lamo and i’m taking his good booze. you know he drnks the classy stuff. i’m still sippin zima (jk) and you can fuck off #23. since i’m man put my cock in your mouth and shut the hell up. i’m a girl that likes the bad boys. they exist and you can call me an man if you want douchechunck.

  25. havoc

    How is it that this guy doesn’t have every STD known to man + AIDS. He’s been banging hookers since he was 10 years old.

    .

  26. shittin condoms

    Charlie Sheen is my hero

  27. SATAN

    speaking of booze, anybody else notice the greenish yellow hue of his skin? isn’t that something that’s normally associated with cerrhosis (sp?) of the liver and other alcohol-related diseases?

    i know this dude’s done decades of heavy partying, but if the end result is looking like a martian, maybe i’ll slow down a little.

  28. SaveMe

    @28 probably cause he was drunk weaving and bobbing in the tanning booth

  29. sahara

    ewwwwwwwwwww his makeup is gross!!!

  30. How is it that this guy doesn’t have every STD

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  32. captain america

    thanks…………………………………………………………..BUT WE KNEW, folks.

  33. Joe

    Charlie Sheen needs to be married like Dick Cheney needs another heart attack.
    So, let’s get married again, Charlie!

  34. CHoc DOnut

    Charlie was a great looking young man and a good actor as well. Its hard to imagine any man wouldn’t turn that into a lifetime of hookers and partying given the chance. Too bad he didnt take up another creative pursuit other than acting, which really isn’t enough to hang your life on. He could’ve been a screenwriter, director. Music is hack thing for actors, but its a hobby. He could’ve become a great painter. AT some age, it’s gotta just be boring I would think. Then again, he insists on having babies with each one of these women, although its what THEY want probably as well. Denise Richards is such a beotch I don’t blame him for cheating on that. He has got a charm to him, but this is pretty stupid behavior. Either stick with one or give up and just date swimsuit models. How hard can it be?
    The problem here is coke as much as anything I’m sure. Coke addicts never really get totally better.

  35. jk

    that yellow junk on his face: he’s been snorting mexican brown.

  36. any man of mine and i love him

  37. EWWWWWW, this is definately a most unflattering camera angle, I think she should just crawl back under her rock and let all the lezbo’s out there frig themselves into oblivion thinking about her

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  40. Can we continue this way said to me: “how could you like a kid ah.” I wish I could have so often heard. Not because I was a child, want to be the protection of others, but in front of you, I do not know how to protect you. . .

  41. Too bad he didnt take up another creative pursuit other than acting, which really isn’t enough to hang your life on

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  42. Music is hack thing for actors, but its a hobby. He could’ve become a great painter. which really isn’t enough to hang your life on. He could’ve been a screenwriter, director.

  43. charlie bana benziyor ama benim kadar karizmatik ve yak???kl? de?il

  44. 83 years old, he opened a fast food restaurant, because of patent and trademark were playing a lawsuit.

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