Charlie Sheen is a great husband

Because threatening to kill her on Christmas wasn’t enough, Charlie Sheen has reportedly been cheating on his wife in their bed, according to RadarOnline:

The Two and a Half Men star has been busted cheating, with photographs surfacing of him wearing a ridiculous fake moustache disguise while meeting Angelina. learned exclusively that he met Angelina through an escort Web site and then began seeing her repeatedly.
After a while he took her back to the house when Brooke wasn’t there. “That was very, very recently,” said the source.

I really want to feel sympathy for Brooke Mueller but again, what did she expect marrying Charlie Sheen? I’m just amazed he didn’t punch her in the tit when they were exchanging vows.

MINISTER: Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?
CHARLIE: As long as she lets me bang hookers. *PUNCH*

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