Charlie Sheen’s Intern Will Probably Be a Porn Star. Duh.

March 15th, 2011 // 40 Comments

Charlie Sheen received 74,000 applications after announcing he was in the market for an intern, and apparently he’s now advancing people to some sort of “second round” where, hey, what are the odds? Porn star Isis Taylor made the cut. So feel free to punch yourself in the face if you actually thought this was going to be legitimate. TMZ reports:

We know what you’re thinking — and you’re probably 100% right — but Isis tells TMZ she’s actually qualified for the gig. Isis says her application included this powerful promise … “I’ll do your social media right.”
Isis says she also added something about prior relations with “goddess” Bree Olsen … just for good measure.

Wow, this is about as shocking as a hooker attempting suicide after realizing she’s already dead inside. Oh, wait, that actually happened to Kacey Jordan last night. Uh, get well soon?

NOTE: Just in case anyone doesn’t think Isis is a lock, take a look at the link to her site below (NSFW) and you’ll see she definitely meets one of the prerequisites. It’s like someone beat a lamprey with a mallet.

Photos: Courtesy of Club Isis Taylor (NSFW)

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  1. SHADE

    WHO GIVES A FUUUCK when there are NEW Vanessa Hudgens NUDES to be seen!!?? Post them shits NOWWW!

    • only seen one and it’s censored. and if that oversized blue butterfly tattoo on her neck is real she’s dead to me

      • Happy Spillmore

        WTF is up with Isis Taylor? the pic on here is the absolute best picture ever taken of her and she looks like total shit on her site.

        I think charlie thinks she is here illegally (as it appears) and thinks he can get her for cheaper than if she were legal, which is about 2 pesos less than a bean burrito. GROSS

    • There are new Vanessa Hudgens pics out. I guess I have to go look these up. The things I would love to do to that girl.

      • SHADE

        Yeah, this site is SUPER WEAK now. Pretty much the ONLY reason i started visiting was to see some uncensored celebrity T&A, but apparently stories about Ke$ha’s man-body and JBieb’s new haircut have taken over. FUCKING LAME.

    • argleblargle

      I can’t even remember the last time The Superficial posted something with a pink star. Now they just link to other sites or don’t even bother to mention the story.

      • ok found all the new hudgens pics, and again no ass shot (you SUCK, bitch!) just a couple kisses with some nicleodeon ho, and the rest are grainy crap. the one pussy shot was pixilated to hell.

  2. platypus

    Hawt…

  3. noooooooo

    Applicants should be filing their second post on FML right about now.

    First one of course was “fml the best job offer on the market right now is potentially being Charlie Sheen’s intern.”

    now it’ll be something like

    “Hooker stealing the only job I was actually qualified for because Charlie needs more whores to bang fml”

  4. There’s already petabytes of free porn online already, do we really need one more fuckin paid porn ‘star’? Charlie, this is why you don’t leave your children with daddy issues..

  5. Ugh, she looks like an even uglier version of Eva Mendez, who looks like the Latin Crypt Keeper herself.

  6. michmasterflex

    im not digging her… ive seen alot hotter chicks then that. yuk

  7. Deacon Jones

    I think she’s pretty hot, compared to the other two.

    I’d love to get “interns” like her at work, rather than these stuck up bitches we hire with short hair cuts and Subarus.

  8. This chick looks pretty good compared to the other skanks Charlie has been with.. Guess I will check out her work. Her pics look sexy though.

  9. mike

    considering I made the cut and i’m not a porn star or a hot chick, I wouldn’t put too much stock into her being a lock. I’m certainly not going to win it, but I think everyone got an email saying they made the second round

  10. Isis Taylor

    You got the wrong website it’s: http://www.isistaylorxxx.com

  11. Glenn Beck

    i noticed you made no posts about Charlie Sheen selling out his upcoming live shows in a record 18 minutes

    wonder why

  12. So I guess his new show will be “Sheen’s Shims”??? The man likes his transvestites.

  13. Satan's bitch

    I wanna know why every person who is filmed in a sex flick is called a “porn star” – by that token, shouldn’t everyone who’s ever been in any movie be called a “movie star”? Just ‘cuz you know how to spread ‘em and fake an orgasm on film does not make you a “star”!

  14. Ninesixtwo

    Nice Target underwear skank..

  15. Cowboy Bertram

    Me: I am shocked … shocked … to discover that whoredom is going on at Carlos’ Cafe!

    Carlos: Your condom, sir.

    Me: Oh thank you, very much. Everyone get nekkid at once!

  16. mos rough

    How the hell did he get an intern that quick? Yeah I know!

    I wonder if ms Talyor knows im hiring?

  17. Cock Dr

    “beat a lamprey with a mallet”
    Dammit man, I just came back from a nice lunch. Now I have that image in my head.
    This woman has truly thunderous thighs, and she seems too mature (has breasts) for Charlie.

  18. shempaholic

    Cute girl. Nice hips. But in the third pic, she looks like a tranny For real. I’dve ditched that shot if i were her (or her publicist)…

  19. mama

    I made the cut too, I’m not a porn star. I’m actually qualified, if not over qualified. Curious to see how this plays out now, I suspected exactly what this post is about but I was surprised to see I made it to the second round!. yay!

  20. cc

    ‘after realizing she’s already dead inside’

    Interesting comment. I try not to be too censorious about, well, most things but I do find it hard to believe that allowing oneself to be used as a human toilet. like pornstars are, isn’t a sign that you have a mental problem or that you soon will.

  21. Excuse me for a moment while I shed a tear for Kacey Jordan. The only thing more retarded than promising a whore a Bentley is how they end up acting once they realize they aren’t getting it.

  22. Mr Obvious

    Bree Olson is still the cutest one with nice tits.

  23. Kendra

    Actually, ALL applicants made it to the 2nd round.

  24. Arzach

    I think that Lindsay Lohan has a closed deal for the job now , isn’t it?

  25. Isis Taylor Charlie Sheen
    JosieBelle
    Commented on this photo:

    Wait…what…did her Black Hole of a vajayjay completely consume part of her panties?

  26. Nicole Belle

    I made it to second round ;)

  27. one legged

    serious hard
    i need that 2 sluts sucking

  28. mandy f baby

    Umm yeah I made it to round 2 also & I’m no pornstar.. pornstars are girlfriends, he needs business savvy for building a social media empire!

  29. And why not? Sheen won’t have to worry about uniforms.

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