Charlie Sheen’s Intern Will Probably Be a Porn Star. Duh.

The Superficial / March 15, 2011

Charlie Sheen received 74,000 applications after announcing he was in the market for an intern, and apparently he’s now advancing people to some sort of “second round” where, hey, what are the odds? Porn star Isis Taylor made the cut. So feel free to punch yourself in the face if you actually thought this was going to be legitimate. TMZ reports:

We know what you’re thinking — and you’re probably 100% right — but Isis tells TMZ she’s actually qualified for the gig. Isis says her application included this powerful promise … “I’ll do your social media right.”
Isis says she also added something about prior relations with “goddess” Bree Olsen … just for good measure.

Wow, this is about as shocking as a hooker attempting suicide after realizing she’s already dead inside. Oh, wait, that actually happened to Kacey Jordan last night. Uh, get well soon?

NOTE: Just in case anyone doesn’t think Isis is a lock, take a look at the link to her site below (NSFW) and you’ll see she definitely meets one of the prerequisites. It’s like someone beat a lamprey with a mallet.

Photos: Courtesy of Club Isis Taylor (NSFW)