Charlie Sheen’s Going on Another Porn Star Bender – With Brooke Mueller

By: The Superficial / February 24, 2011

Charlie Sheen is scheduled to return to work on Tuesday after a forced hiatus that cost the cast and crew of Two and a Half Men an entire month of income, so you’d assume he’d want to put his best foot forward and take it easy. Except if you did that you’d be an idiot because he just loaded a private jet with his new girlfriend Natalie Kenly, porn star Bree Olson and ex-wife Brooke Mueller who’s more than likely having the largest relapse of her life. TMZ reports:

Charlie Sheen boarded his private jet this afternoon along with his two new girlfriends and ex-wife Brooke Mueller … and took off for an island near the Bahamas for a private adult vacation … sans Charlie’s kids.

Brooke has reportedly been staying at Charlie’s house until her mansion in his neighborhood is ready, so I don’t think anyone should be shocked that this was the outcome of a former drug addict finding an entire linen closet stuffed with blow. The writing was on the swollen vagina.

BROOKE: What do we have here? *snorrrrrrrrrrrttttttt* Everyone into the jet! I’ll fly.
CHARLIE: Whoa, whoa, whoa. I have to work on Tuesday. — PFFFT. Hahaha! Could you imagine if I was serious? I’ll get some porn stars out of the basement.
BROOKE: Do I have to have sex with them?
CHARLIE: Ummm… yes.
BROOKE: Then we’re taking this whole closet. *rips it out of the wall*

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