Charlie Sheen’s Goddess Dumped Him

April 25th, 2011 // 101 Comments

A vegan porn star? Oh, Hollywood.

Last week, it was revealed Bree Olson had left Charlie Sheen‘s “Violent Torpedoes of Truth” tour, but it was played off as just her going home to visit family even though everyone knows porn stars don’t have families. *rubs chin* Or at least ones that would miss them… Anyway, turns out Bree dumped Charlie via text which probably explains this tweet sent before her Twitter became a sunshine and dildo extravaganza of how much she loves her hometown:

Don’t cross me If so I’ll butcher u brutally in my hotel bed & dispose of the body. I’ll just tell house keeping I was having a heavy flow.

“¿Como se dice, ‘My lady slough always has bits of Charlie Sheen in it,’ en español?”

Photos: INFdaily

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  1. WINNING!

    SO CHARLIE SHEEN’S LOVE LIFE IS DOWN TO SOME AVERAGE LOOKING WOMAN WHO CAN’T EARN ANYMORE THAN MINIMUM WAGE! HAHAHAHA LOSINGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA AND SHE ONLY STAYS WITH HIM BECAUSE HE PAYS HER TO STAY WITH HIM! LOSINGGGGGGG!!!!!!!

    HE’S NOT EVEN ALLOWED TO SEE HIS KIDS WHENEVER HE WANTS, BUT HE HAS TO PAY A SHIT LOAD OF MONEY EVERY MONTH IN CHILD SUPPORT FOR THEM HAHAHAHAHA LOSING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA MIGHT AS WELL GO BACK TO SMOKING CRACK YA CRACK POT! HAHAHAHAHA

  2. Mel Gibson's Shrink

    No issues there.

  3. i guess Bree Olson isn't as pathetic as i thought she was

    she’s not half bad lookin. i’d throw her a bone. sheen is probably already looking to replace her with 1 or 2 more godesses. i’d like to have a couple of godesses myself, but i dont have enough money for them, so i’ll stick to free internet porn.

    • Jovy

      “I’d throw her a bone”

      LMAO I’d love to see your picture. Not saying that this girl is attractive(she is not), yet I doubt you look any better.

  4. A goddess? Maybe at the 99 cent store.

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    saaddfaccee
    Commented on this photo:

    Sad shes a pornstar, lol, what a messed up life.

  6. Burt

    Proof that money can’t buy good taste.

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    CHoc Donut
    Commented on this photo:

    what a hideous smile. No career coming here. Hunny, get knocked up and married fast, although Charlie prob gave you some money, but he wasn’t going to marry you, really, cmon.

  8. bob

    I can’t believe I’ve jacked off to this ugly piece of shit.

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    Jackie
    Commented on this photo:

    Is semen vegan?

  10. JP

    Christ, I had to watch one of her random porn vids just to get this fucking image out of my head.

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    Anon
    Commented on this photo:

    Lol at guy taking picture of her with his reflection in it

  12. Turd Ferguson

    Geez did he beat on her face with a bag of nickels during the falling out phase?

  13. Bella

    Maybe she got the Charlie Sheen sex doll and found that it was better?

    http://fruitsofeden.com/prod_info.php?a=hwnovelties&pnum=CNVELD-PD3576-00

  14. armor

    ma’am you win the internets. I was annoyed that charlie was being a dick but you ma’am simply win the internets

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    Will
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks rough!! I think she is a pretty girl, but it looks like all the partying and sex is catching up with her.. Being vegan is a great move for health reasons, but it is a bit humorous considering all the men she’s swallowed..

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