Charlie Sheen Was With a Porn Star, Not a Hooker. PHEW.

October 27th, 2010 // 84 Comments

Great news, everybody. Your hero Charlie Sheen did not cause a hooker to hide in the bathroom the night he drunkenly tore apart a New York City hotel room. It was only porn star Capri Anderson (above). Oh, thank God. TMZ reports:

We’re told Anderson, whose legal name is Christina Walsh, met Sheen for the first time Monday in the bar at The Plaza Hotel, then went to dinner with Charlie, along with 4 other women and 3 other men. As we already reported, Denise Richards also briefly attended the dinner before it became just too awkward — she left before finishing her appetizer.
Anderson — who’s been in a ton of adult features — has told friends she’s extremely upset about recent reports that she’s either an escort or a prostitute … Anderson is adamant she’s NOT a working girl.

Also, there’s another correction. Apparently it wasn’t Charlie’s wallet that was missing, but a watch from his $5.6 million collection which he presumably thought would impress a porn star. I can see the logic:

Our law enforcement sources tell TMZ … during the NYPD’s interview with Capri Anderson, aka Christina Walsh … after the incident she told cops Charlie became irate, started throwing chairs and turning over tables and fell on the ground. That’s when she went to the bathroom and locked herself inside.
We’re told Anderson is telling friends she did not steal Charlie’s watch.

Is it me or does a lot of this information seem to be coming from a porn star who’s been assumed to be both a thief and a prostitute? I’m not questioning Capri’s story because it seems to check out considering Charlie wasn’t arrested for soliciting her. I’m just afraid we might be on a slippery slope of considering sex workers credible witnesses. Next thing you know innocent bloggers are being accused of not paying because they were charged extra to pretend they’re Batman with Instant Firing Action. It’s practically anarchy, is what it is.

Huge thanks to Mark at ClubCapriAnderson.com (Link is NSFW) for the hi-res photos. That’s how you webmaster.

Photos: Courtesy of ClubCapriAnderson.com

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  1. hli

    Repentance

  2. hli

    love you. thesuperficial.com

  3. dude

    Dear Capri,

    For a hooker you’re getting old,
    Your cunt is full of mold,
    Your body has often been sold,
    and now your story’s been told.

  4. Liz

    They leaked new vids of capri on Fucktube.com and left out her name, i was thinking maybe because of TM? Not sure but they are hot and amateur.

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