Charlie Sheen Was With a Porn Star, Not a Hooker. PHEW.

October 27th, 2010 // 84 Comments

Great news, everybody. Your hero Charlie Sheen did not cause a hooker to hide in the bathroom the night he drunkenly tore apart a New York City hotel room. It was only porn star Capri Anderson (above). Oh, thank God. TMZ reports:

We’re told Anderson, whose legal name is Christina Walsh, met Sheen for the first time Monday in the bar at The Plaza Hotel, then went to dinner with Charlie, along with 4 other women and 3 other men. As we already reported, Denise Richards also briefly attended the dinner before it became just too awkward — she left before finishing her appetizer.
Anderson — who’s been in a ton of adult features — has told friends she’s extremely upset about recent reports that she’s either an escort or a prostitute … Anderson is adamant she’s NOT a working girl.

Also, there’s another correction. Apparently it wasn’t Charlie’s wallet that was missing, but a watch from his $5.6 million collection which he presumably thought would impress a porn star. I can see the logic:

Our law enforcement sources tell TMZ … during the NYPD’s interview with Capri Anderson, aka Christina Walsh … after the incident she told cops Charlie became irate, started throwing chairs and turning over tables and fell on the ground. That’s when she went to the bathroom and locked herself inside.
We’re told Anderson is telling friends she did not steal Charlie’s watch.

Is it me or does a lot of this information seem to be coming from a porn star who’s been assumed to be both a thief and a prostitute? I’m not questioning Capri’s story because it seems to check out considering Charlie wasn’t arrested for soliciting her. I’m just afraid we might be on a slippery slope of considering sex workers credible witnesses. Next thing you know innocent bloggers are being accused of not paying because they were charged extra to pretend they’re Batman with Instant Firing Action. It’s practically anarchy, is what it is.

Huge thanks to Mark at ClubCapriAnderson.com (Link is NSFW) for the hi-res photos. That’s how you webmaster.

Photos: Courtesy of ClubCapriAnderson.com

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  1. Ash Bones

    Charlie is awesome!!

  2. joho777

    I’m glad to hear that Anderson isn’t a hooker.

    Did she forget to explain why she and Charlie were both naked when the cops crashed into Charlie’s hotel room at 1:30 AM?

    • she and Charles were naked in bed playing go fish. Jeez. Why does she need to explain why she was naked? She’s a Porn Star, he’s … well, he’s Charlie Sheen, what more explanation do you need????

      Just because they had sex doesn’t mean Sheen paid for sex.

  3. Randy Landers

    Gotta admire his taste in women!

  4. Ash Bones

    but did they have sex?

  5. That Guy

    Nice!

  6. Racer X

    Jayden Jaymes > all.

  7. Brandon

    Wanna know what I don’t do when I’m wearing a $5.6 mil watch? Get drunk and take it off.

  8. asdf

    A lot of porn stars work as prostitutes on the side though.

    • and you base that on what? something you made up in your head while spanking your vienna sausage to free porn previews?

      • He’s HOPING a lot of porn stars are prostitutes so that he may one day enjoy the chance at dishing out 600 – 1500 bucks for the hour to have 13 seconds of unadulterated sexual fury with one!!!

        Of course, its’ going to take him about 15 years to save that kinda money seeing as he can’t afford to move out of his parents basement.

      • swank

        thats impossible, all pornstars are already prostitutes…

      • asdf

        1. Not a guy. 2. There’s websites many of them advertise on, it’s pretty much general knowledge. 3. Fucking wow it turns out she was working as a prostitute on the side.

  9. peanut

    what a lucky dog…she’s freaking incredible (for a a pornstar).

  10. Anonymous

    check out capri anderson’s FTV videos.she loves to flash her goodies.

  11. mememe

    She is definitely one of my current favs.

    And Charlie Sheen sucks.

  12. Erika H

    I don’t know whether you getting quoted on her website is awesome or insulting. I think I’ll go with insultingly awesome.

  13. Charlie Sheen Date Porn Star Capri Anderson
    Minerva Smelibut
    Commented on this photo:

    Charlie, charlie, chuck, this don’t look like geting all nasty germ on your member dude

  14. Charlie Sheen Date Porn Star Capri Anderson
    welldoneson
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks brown baggish in this photo

  15. GFRevenge

    Maybe Charlie recognized her from some of the amazing videos she’s starred in for GFrevenge.com or the Reality Kings and couldn’t resist inviting her up to his room.

  16. Doc Schweinstrudel

    She looks a bit like Liz Hurley. I don’t want to be judgemental about what she does for living, I’m sure it wasn’t the case when her mom and dad are both loving moral individuals and her promising future in the Ivy League.
    Of course porn “star” and hooker are one and the same things though.

  17. Doc Schweinstrudel

    Charlie Sheen sucks, he is ugly and old, makes my eyes bleed, the show isn’t funny – wish turining the laugh track on were illegal. I feel like Stewie in that episode when he travelled all the way to LA with a ladder to punch some comedian guy in the face and scream “Not funny!”
    Can’t believe he gets paid millions for that crap. You have to be high on weed or a liter vodka drunk or overdosed on cough syrop to even break a smile on it

    • Agreed! He’s got no lips, for crying out loud! The one & only time I thought he was marginally attractive was in his cameo in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, and that was 14 years ago! You’re right about the show too. Not funny!

    • He gives a fuck that you think he’s ugly. He’s still banging hot young chicks at 50 AND STILL has his ex-wife, who just happens to be one of the hottest MILF’S in Hollywood covering up for him. For all your handsomeness why are you on this site blogging and not out there fucking hot chicks like Sheen? Oh ya, you aren’t a rich Hollywood Actor that many women love to fuck.

    • ugalawdog98, you’re right. I’m up at 4:30 every day. My math skills don’t kick in til at least 10am. LOL

      Dante, not sure who your comment was meant for, but for the record, I’m female, and I know he doesn’t give a shit what me or anyone one of us thinks. It’s an opinion, nothing more. So, relax.

  18. He's a dumbass

    I used to think that Denise Richards was a psychotic bitch. Now that sheen’s shown that he IS addicted to porn whores like this chick, maybe she’s not what I thought. It would take a lot to rehab my opinion of her, but he’s managed to do it. Also, who takes a $5.6 million watch to a room with a porn whore/hooker? Dontcha think she might be tempted to take it? What a dumbass he is…

  19. Charlie Sheen Date Porn Star Capri Anderson
    IKE
    Commented on this photo:

    You don’t have any more porn-staresque photos of this chick. We get more skin from Snooki! :)

  20. Heavy Dee

    This girl is a liar and a thief. She screwed me over in the past and she did steal his watch. And the Hooker thing, just for everybody’s information it’s called a “private” and about 90% of porn stars do them. Sex for money for a porn star. You can do it to.

  21. Rough skills & power tools

    You’re telling me a 5.6 million watch can tell better time than a Casio? Which is also hooker proof…

  22. Peanutty

    I need this teddy. Does anyone recognize it?

  23. NeNe

    Oh yes, now that makes it so much better. It’s always better to be with a porno star, than a hooker. Isn’t a porno star one inch away from being a hooker. They are both getting paid to be f*cked, aren’t they? So, really, what is the difference??

    • Pretty Much

      Both get money to fuck, one just does it on tape while the other does it in private. I guess people just ‘overlook’ the fact that they are pretty much the same thing because it makes them feel better for watching porn.

  24. Chupacabra

    You dill weeds, she didn’t steal his 5.6 million dollar watch – his entire watch collection is estimated to be worth 5.6 million. That one watch was probably worth a few thousand/tens of thousands maybe?

    Read. Just learn to read.

  25. noodles

    Charlie is a national treasure – wonder if there’s room for him on Mount Rushmore?

  26. Boogeyman King Dong

    Does da Anderson-girl have a skype account?!

  27. Heavy Dee

    Oh ya she has Herpes also.

  28. A skinny hustler with her lips shot up full of that filler crap paired an aging psycho alcoholic porn junkie.
    Did she have hopes of being the next Mrs Sheen or was she just looking for a quick burst of publicity?
    I’m sure it was all just a misunderstanding about the payment plan.

  29. Ivan

    I like your Charlie Shween, I having the shwing for his porno hooker.

  30. Most Porn actresses are hustlers in one way, shape, or form. Look at the Tiger Woods situation. Sheen is a Nympho or sex addict. Has been for a long time. He was Heidi Fliess’ best client 20 years ago. A Leopard doesn’t change his spots and Charles is just being Charles. the whole drug induced rampage thing is more concerning and the bigger issue than him popping porn stars. At least he isn’t a rapist for crying out loud.

  31. Reginald T. Rockstrow

    Oh Charlie Sheen….Did you ever know that you’re my hero and everything I would like to be? I can fly higher than an eagle ’cause you are the wind beneath my wings.

    \m/

  32. wtf

    wtf is wrong with you desperate fucktards, this girl is fuckin weird looking… you’d never look twice if she wasn’t caked in makeup and making whore faces wearing lingerie… y’all need to get laid more… jesus….

    • Biff Dickslap

      You have a point, she has a monkey face thing going on… A monkey face with makeup and wearing lingerie is still a monkey face. I bet she was fascinated by Charlies’ watch, as a monkey would be.

  33. Charlie Sheen Date Porn Star Capri Anderson
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like the little sister of Mad Mel’s babymomma.

  34. atotalcad

    Who else are you going to meet at the Oak Room at the Plaza?
    That place is a breeding ground for out of town businessmen on an expense account and high-class hookers.

  35. Charlie Sheen Date Porn Star Capri Anderson
    marquitos
    Commented on this photo:

    So he was shooting an episode of two and a half men?

  36. Charlie Sheen Date Porn Star Capri Anderson
    Erik
    Commented on this photo:

    The very fact that some guy at her porn site sent Superficial high-res photos of her makes this story reek of staged publicity.

  37. Facebook me

    Fish: You got a MAJOR shoutout for your website on the TODAY Morning Show, although they didn’t credit who it came from. They quoted Capri’s website and underneath was thesuperficial.com. KUDOS!

    • Reginald T. Rockstrow

      That would be AWESOME if people watched that shitstain show…people besides stay at home moms that couldnt figure out how to go to a website if their lactation overflow meters accuracy depended on it. Seriously.

      • Facebook me

        I watched it while getting ready for work this morning..IF I was a stay-at-home anything..subjecting myself to mindless garbage shows such as “Judge Judy” and “Jerry Springer” I feel nessary out of respect rip up my B.S. degree and hand it back to my alma mater out of respect for allowing myself to be dumb-down by daytime TV.

  38. cc

    I’d love to have a gf that was as unhibited as a pornstar, but I am not sure I’d want to be with one. I can’t believe they don’t suffer from nasty shit. Witness the most recent rumor that some big name pornstar (as yet unnamed) tested positive for AIDS.

  39. I looked her up on AdultDVDempire.com last night and it looks like most of her filmography is girl-girl genre.

  40. Mr. OBvious

    See I told you guys we couldn’t jump to the conclusion that she was a hooker. Just a regular slut that wanted to bang a celebrity and sell the story to the tabloids.

  41. eatme

    Capri Anderson is one of my favs.
    No joke: I have a vid of her being dildoed by a hot dog.
    Classy lady.

  42. Charlie Sheen Date Porn Star Capri Anderson
    U
    Commented on this photo:

    I want to watch her go to the bathroom

  43. Willy Wonka

    He probably put a line of coke on his dick and then shoved it in her ass…

  44. jim morrison

    What is the difference between a pornstar and a hooker? Nothing. If you getting paid to give an orgasm, you are a hooker.

  45. jennifer

    she is nothing but a foul, dirty whoring white bitch, that fucks men for money, she deserves to get aids the nasty stinking stupid cunt ass bitch.

  46. jennifer

    i bet her pussies all rotten out with gangerene inside

  47. jennifer

    ugly stinking whoring bitch, i hope somebody cuts her up real good who does she think she is. In fact is not getting paid to think she is getting paid to sit with her legs wide open and get fucked. Stupid dirty ass foul scum of the earth whore!!!!!!!!!!

    • xgfdfgf

      why do you care? damn…someone has to do this job, and yes, it tends to be women way more attractive than u.

  48. Herpes

    She’s has Herpes Charlie… Beware!

  49. Willy Wonka

    Anyone know if she’s been in any vids where 50 guys line up and come in her ass one after the other and then squats over some bound loser and shits all that cum out into his mouth?

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