Great news, everybody. Your hero Charlie Sheen did not cause a hooker to hide in the bathroom the night he drunkenly tore apart a New York City hotel room. It was only porn star Capri Anderson (above). Oh, thank God. TMZ reports:
We’re told Anderson, whose legal name is Christina Walsh, met Sheen for the first time Monday in the bar at The Plaza Hotel, then went to dinner with Charlie, along with 4 other women and 3 other men. As we already reported, Denise Richards also briefly attended the dinner before it became just too awkward — she left before finishing her appetizer.
Anderson — who’s been in a ton of adult features — has told friends she’s extremely upset about recent reports that she’s either an escort or a prostitute … Anderson is adamant she’s NOT a working girl.
Also, there’s another correction. Apparently it wasn’t Charlie’s wallet that was missing, but a watch from his $5.6 million collection which he presumably thought would impress a porn star. I can see the logic:
Our law enforcement sources tell TMZ … during the NYPD’s interview with Capri Anderson, aka Christina Walsh … after the incident she told cops Charlie became irate, started throwing chairs and turning over tables and fell on the ground. That’s when she went to the bathroom and locked herself inside.
We’re told Anderson is telling friends she did not steal Charlie’s watch.
Is it me or does a lot of this information seem to be coming from a porn star who’s been assumed to be both a thief and a prostitute? I’m not questioning Capri’s story because it seems to check out considering Charlie wasn’t arrested for soliciting her. I’m just afraid we might be on a slippery slope of considering sex workers credible witnesses. Next thing you know innocent bloggers are being accused of not paying because they were charged extra to pretend they’re Batman with Instant Firing Action. It’s practically anarchy, is what it is.
Huge thanks to Mark at ClubCapriAnderson.com (Link is NSFW) for the hi-res photos. That’s how you webmaster.
Photos: Courtesy of ClubCapriAnderson.com
Ash Bones | October 27, 2010 at 10:03 pm
Charlie is awesome!!
Mr. Nice Guy | October 28, 2010 at 12:40 am
Charlie has GREAT TASTE!
keijo | October 28, 2010 at 1:42 am
I agree. He’s the man.
joho777 | October 27, 2010 at 10:19 pm
I’m glad to hear that Anderson isn’t a hooker.
Did she forget to explain why she and Charlie were both naked when the cops crashed into Charlie’s hotel room at 1:30 AM?
Dante Calamari | October 28, 2010 at 9:49 am
she and Charles were naked in bed playing go fish. Jeez. Why does she need to explain why she was naked? She’s a Porn Star, he’s … well, he’s Charlie Sheen, what more explanation do you need????
Just because they had sex doesn’t mean Sheen paid for sex.
Randy Landers | October 27, 2010 at 10:35 pm
Gotta admire his taste in women!
Ash Bones | October 27, 2010 at 10:50 pm
but did they have sex?
That Guy | October 27, 2010 at 10:57 pm
Nice!
Racer X | October 27, 2010 at 11:04 pm
Jayden Jaymes > all.
Man With No Name | October 28, 2010 at 3:28 am
Duuh? You Sir have no taste…Way too big Fake tits…..Capri like Jenna Haze, petite and nice little tits…
Brandon | October 27, 2010 at 11:05 pm
Wanna know what I don’t do when I’m wearing a $5.6 mil watch? Get drunk and take it off.
asdf | October 27, 2010 at 11:16 pm
A lot of porn stars work as prostitutes on the side though.
McFeely Smackup | October 28, 2010 at 12:05 pm
and you base that on what? something you made up in your head while spanking your vienna sausage to free porn previews?
Dante Calamari | October 28, 2010 at 12:19 pm
He’s HOPING a lot of porn stars are prostitutes so that he may one day enjoy the chance at dishing out 600 – 1500 bucks for the hour to have 13 seconds of unadulterated sexual fury with one!!!
Of course, its’ going to take him about 15 years to save that kinda money seeing as he can’t afford to move out of his parents basement.
swank | October 28, 2010 at 1:37 pm
thats impossible, all pornstars are already prostitutes…
asdf | October 29, 2010 at 4:28 am
1. Not a guy. 2. There’s websites many of them advertise on, it’s pretty much general knowledge. 3. Fucking wow it turns out she was working as a prostitute on the side.
peanut | October 27, 2010 at 11:35 pm
what a lucky dog…she’s freaking incredible (for a a pornstar).
Anonymous | October 27, 2010 at 11:49 pm
check out capri anderson’s FTV videos.she loves to flash her goodies.
mememe | October 28, 2010 at 12:16 am
She is definitely one of my current favs.
And Charlie Sheen sucks.
Erika H | October 28, 2010 at 1:04 am
I don’t know whether you getting quoted on her website is awesome or insulting. I think I’ll go with insultingly awesome.
GFRevenge | October 28, 2010 at 5:23 am
Maybe Charlie recognized her from some of the amazing videos she’s starred in for GFrevenge.com or the Reality Kings and couldn’t resist inviting her up to his room.
Doc Schweinstrudel | October 28, 2010 at 5:52 am
She looks a bit like Liz Hurley. I don’t want to be judgemental about what she does for living, I’m sure it wasn’t the case when her mom and dad are both loving moral individuals and her promising future in the Ivy League.
Of course porn “star” and hooker are one and the same things though.
Doc Schweinstrudel | October 28, 2010 at 5:59 am
Charlie Sheen sucks, he is ugly and old, makes my eyes bleed, the show isn’t funny – wish turining the laugh track on were illegal. I feel like Stewie in that episode when he travelled all the way to LA with a ladder to punch some comedian guy in the face and scream “Not funny!”
Can’t believe he gets paid millions for that crap. You have to be high on weed or a liter vodka drunk or overdosed on cough syrop to even break a smile on it
ugottabekidding | October 28, 2010 at 8:54 am
Agreed! He’s got no lips, for crying out loud! The one & only time I thought he was marginally attractive was in his cameo in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, and that was 14 years ago! You’re right about the show too. Not funny!
ugalawdog98 | October 28, 2010 at 9:49 am
24 years ago, actually.
Dante Calamari | October 28, 2010 at 9:55 am
He gives a fuck that you think he’s ugly. He’s still banging hot young chicks at 50 AND STILL has his ex-wife, who just happens to be one of the hottest MILF’S in Hollywood covering up for him. For all your handsomeness why are you on this site blogging and not out there fucking hot chicks like Sheen? Oh ya, you aren’t a rich Hollywood Actor that many women love to fuck.
ugottabekidding | October 28, 2010 at 2:49 pm
ugalawdog98, you’re right. I’m up at 4:30 every day. My math skills don’t kick in til at least 10am. LOL
Dante, not sure who your comment was meant for, but for the record, I’m female, and I know he doesn’t give a shit what me or anyone one of us thinks. It’s an opinion, nothing more. So, relax.
He's a dumbass | October 28, 2010 at 6:13 am
I used to think that Denise Richards was a psychotic bitch. Now that sheen’s shown that he IS addicted to porn whores like this chick, maybe she’s not what I thought. It would take a lot to rehab my opinion of her, but he’s managed to do it. Also, who takes a $5.6 million watch to a room with a porn whore/hooker? Dontcha think she might be tempted to take it? What a dumbass he is…
Heavy Dee | October 28, 2010 at 8:00 am
This girl is a liar and a thief. She screwed me over in the past and she did steal his watch. And the Hooker thing, just for everybody’s information it’s called a “private” and about 90% of porn stars do them. Sex for money for a porn star. You can do it to.
Rough skills & power tools | October 28, 2010 at 8:28 am
You’re telling me a 5.6 million watch can tell better time than a Casio? Which is also hooker proof…
Peanutty | October 28, 2010 at 8:46 am
I need this teddy. Does anyone recognize it?
MariC38 | October 28, 2010 at 9:38 am
looks like VS
Peanutty | October 28, 2010 at 10:07 am
No, I looked. It kinda has an apron thing going on with the little pockets.
Peanutty | October 28, 2010 at 10:51 am
Thanks MariC! I found it on EEEEEEEEEbay! It was VS. You da bomb.
MariC38 | October 28, 2010 at 3:30 pm
No problem…I thought I had seen them in stores haha
NeNe | October 28, 2010 at 8:47 am
Oh yes, now that makes it so much better. It’s always better to be with a porno star, than a hooker. Isn’t a porno star one inch away from being a hooker. They are both getting paid to be f*cked, aren’t they? So, really, what is the difference??
Pretty Much | November 5, 2010 at 12:06 am
Both get money to fuck, one just does it on tape while the other does it in private. I guess people just ‘overlook’ the fact that they are pretty much the same thing because it makes them feel better for watching porn.
Chupacabra | October 28, 2010 at 8:52 am
You dill weeds, she didn’t steal his 5.6 million dollar watch – his entire watch collection is estimated to be worth 5.6 million. That one watch was probably worth a few thousand/tens of thousands maybe?
Read. Just learn to read.
dont get it | October 28, 2010 at 10:47 am
i was waiting for someone to point this out
Rough skills & power tools | October 28, 2010 at 11:36 am
Boy, can you ruin a wet dream.
noodles | October 28, 2010 at 9:13 am
Charlie is a national treasure – wonder if there’s room for him on Mount Rushmore?
Boogeyman King Dong | October 28, 2010 at 9:39 am
Does da Anderson-girl have a skype account?!
Gando | October 28, 2010 at 9:45 am
You’ll never meet a porn star like her unless you’d manage to get rid of your motel stay habit.
Rhialto | October 28, 2010 at 9:54 am
Where’s Darth?! There might be sum work to do!
Heavy Dee | October 28, 2010 at 9:42 am
Oh ya she has Herpes also.
Willy Wonka | October 29, 2010 at 10:56 am
All porn ‘stars’ have Herpes. It’s well known within the industry that you will get Herpes.
FrankNfrtr | October 28, 2010 at 9:47 am
A skinny hustler with her lips shot up full of that filler crap paired an aging psycho alcoholic porn junkie.
Did she have hopes of being the next Mrs Sheen or was she just looking for a quick burst of publicity?
I’m sure it was all just a misunderstanding about the payment plan.
Ivan | October 28, 2010 at 9:48 am
I like your Charlie Shween, I having the shwing for his porno hooker.
Dante Calamari | October 28, 2010 at 9:58 am
Most Porn actresses are hustlers in one way, shape, or form. Look at the Tiger Woods situation. Sheen is a Nympho or sex addict. Has been for a long time. He was Heidi Fliess’ best client 20 years ago. A Leopard doesn’t change his spots and Charles is just being Charles. the whole drug induced rampage thing is more concerning and the bigger issue than him popping porn stars. At least he isn’t a rapist for crying out loud.
Reginald T. Rockstrow | October 28, 2010 at 10:05 am
Oh Charlie Sheen….Did you ever know that you’re my hero and everything I would like to be? I can fly higher than an eagle ’cause you are the wind beneath my wings.
\m/
wtf | October 28, 2010 at 10:09 am
wtf is wrong with you desperate fucktards, this girl is fuckin weird looking… you’d never look twice if she wasn’t caked in makeup and making whore faces wearing lingerie… y’all need to get laid more… jesus….
Biff Dickslap | October 28, 2010 at 10:39 am
You have a point, she has a monkey face thing going on… A monkey face with makeup and wearing lingerie is still a monkey face. I bet she was fascinated by Charlies’ watch, as a monkey would be.
atotalcad | October 28, 2010 at 10:39 am
Who else are you going to meet at the Oak Room at the Plaza?
That place is a breeding ground for out of town businessmen on an expense account and high-class hookers.
Facebook me | October 28, 2010 at 10:45 am
Fish: You got a MAJOR shoutout for your website on the TODAY Morning Show, although they didn’t credit who it came from. They quoted Capri’s website and underneath was thesuperficial.com. KUDOS!
Reginald T. Rockstrow | October 28, 2010 at 10:51 am
That would be AWESOME if people watched that shitstain show…people besides stay at home moms that couldnt figure out how to go to a website if their lactation overflow meters accuracy depended on it. Seriously.
Facebook me | October 28, 2010 at 4:40 pm
I watched it while getting ready for work this morning..IF I was a stay-at-home anything..subjecting myself to mindless garbage shows such as “Judge Judy” and “Jerry Springer” I feel nessary out of respect rip up my B.S. degree and hand it back to my alma mater out of respect for allowing myself to be dumb-down by daytime TV.
cc | October 28, 2010 at 11:14 am
I’d love to have a gf that was as unhibited as a pornstar, but I am not sure I’d want to be with one. I can’t believe they don’t suffer from nasty shit. Witness the most recent rumor that some big name pornstar (as yet unnamed) tested positive for AIDS.
McFeely Smackup | October 28, 2010 at 12:06 pm
I looked her up on AdultDVDempire.com last night and it looks like most of her filmography is girl-girl genre.
Anon | October 28, 2010 at 12:07 pm
http://youporn.com/search?query=capri+anderson&type=straight
Mr. OBvious | October 28, 2010 at 12:42 pm
See I told you guys we couldn’t jump to the conclusion that she was a hooker. Just a regular slut that wanted to bang a celebrity and sell the story to the tabloids.
eatme | October 28, 2010 at 12:54 pm
Capri Anderson is one of my favs.
No joke: I have a vid of her being dildoed by a hot dog.
Classy lady.
Anonymous | October 28, 2010 at 7:22 pm
what does that even mean?
Willy Wonka | October 28, 2010 at 3:01 pm
He probably put a line of coke on his dick and then shoved it in her ass…
devilsrain | October 28, 2010 at 5:14 pm
That would be very generous of him
jim morrison | October 29, 2010 at 8:40 am
What is the difference between a pornstar and a hooker? Nothing. If you getting paid to give an orgasm, you are a hooker.
jennifer | October 29, 2010 at 10:21 am
she is nothing but a foul, dirty whoring white bitch, that fucks men for money, she deserves to get aids the nasty stinking stupid cunt ass bitch.
jennifer | October 29, 2010 at 10:22 am
i bet her pussies all rotten out with gangerene inside
jennifer | October 29, 2010 at 10:23 am
ugly stinking whoring bitch, i hope somebody cuts her up real good who does she think she is. In fact is not getting paid to think she is getting paid to sit with her legs wide open and get fucked. Stupid dirty ass foul scum of the earth whore!!!!!!!!!!
xgfdfgf | October 30, 2010 at 1:03 am
why do you care? damn…someone has to do this job, and yes, it tends to be women way more attractive than u.
Herpes | October 29, 2010 at 1:08 pm
She’s has Herpes Charlie… Beware!
Willy Wonka | October 29, 2010 at 6:12 pm
Anyone know if she’s been in any vids where 50 guys line up and come in her ass one after the other and then squats over some bound loser and shits all that cum out into his mouth?
hli | October 30, 2010 at 4:18 am
Repentance
hli | October 30, 2010 at 4:19 am
love you. thesuperficial.com
dude | October 30, 2010 at 2:09 pm
Dear Capri,
For a hooker you’re getting old,
Your cunt is full of mold,
Your body has often been sold,
and now your story’s been told.
Liz | March 16, 2011 at 12:38 pm
They leaked new vids of capri on Fucktube.com and left out her name, i was thinking maybe because of TM? Not sure but they are hot and amateur.