Charlie Sheen Wants a Custody Fight With Denise Richards Now, Too

During this whole tiger blood debacle, Denise Richards has stayed relatively silent and above the fray. Which years ago was never the case, except after the past few months, we, and especially me, owe her an apology because now there’s a much greater understanding of the insanity she foolishly married and had kids with. On that note, because his current custody battle with Brooke Mueller is going so well, Charlie Sheen wants to fight Denise in court, too, because she won’t allow their daughters to appear in the crazed interviews he’s giving with hookers sitting next to him. So clearly she’s some sort of losing Earth-bitch who deserves to die, is of course what Charlie’s about to say. TMZ reports:

We’re told Charlie has gone on an attack campaign against Denise in the last two weeks, accusing her of being an awful mother, a loser, and wishing her a slow death.
We’re told Charlie is particularly enraged at Denise because yesterday he asked her to bring the kids over to his home to shoot a segment for “Dateline” today. We’re told Denise refused to bring the kids over, and Charlie went ballistic.

As some more background to this whole mess, apparently last week just before Charlie went off the deep end, Denise also refused to bring the girls over for a family portrait involving Charlie, his two sons and the goddesses. This caused him to tailspin into the coke-fueled manic episode/temper tantrum that’s re-rocketed him to fame as our nation’s superstar mental patient of the week:

We’re told Denise believes Brooke Mueller’s allegation that on the way to the Bahamas, Charlie told everyone he “violently” hated Denise and was going to have her hair shaved off.
We’re told the day before Charlie allegedly made that comment, he had asked Denise to sit for a photo shoot with him, their kids, Brooke and her kids, along with the goddesses — and she refused.
We’re told Charlie went ballistic at her, sending her vicious text messages, so she believes Charlie was in a state of mind to make the head-shaving comment.

In the meantime, Denise is adamant about not letting her daughters near Charlie and is requesting a change to the custody agreement on the grounds that he’s dangerous. So that makes two sets of women who just won the child support lottery all over again and makes it even more likely that Charlie will “win” this weekend by shoving his head inside a porn star’s vagina and suffocating to death. And before you say that’s anatomically impossible, you should take a look at these girls first. The option’s so far on the table it engulfed it.

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