Charlie Sheen Wants a Custody Fight With Denise Richards Now, Too

March 4th, 2011 // 30 Comments

During this whole tiger blood debacle, Denise Richards has stayed relatively silent and above the fray. Which years ago was never the case, except after the past few months, we, and especially me, owe her an apology because now there’s a much greater understanding of the insanity she foolishly married and had kids with. On that note, because his current custody battle with Brooke Mueller is going so well, Charlie Sheen wants to fight Denise in court, too, because she won’t allow their daughters to appear in the crazed interviews he’s giving with hookers sitting next to him. So clearly she’s some sort of losing Earth-bitch who deserves to die, is of course what Charlie’s about to say. TMZ reports:

We’re told Charlie has gone on an attack campaign against Denise in the last two weeks, accusing her of being an awful mother, a loser, and wishing her a slow death.
We’re told Charlie is particularly enraged at Denise because yesterday he asked her to bring the kids over to his home to shoot a segment for “Dateline” today. We’re told Denise refused to bring the kids over, and Charlie went ballistic.

As some more background to this whole mess, apparently last week just before Charlie went off the deep end, Denise also refused to bring the girls over for a family portrait involving Charlie, his two sons and the goddesses. This caused him to tailspin into the coke-fueled manic episode/temper tantrum that’s re-rocketed him to fame as our nation’s superstar mental patient of the week:

We’re told Denise believes Brooke Mueller’s allegation that on the way to the Bahamas, Charlie told everyone he “violently” hated Denise and was going to have her hair shaved off.
We’re told the day before Charlie allegedly made that comment, he had asked Denise to sit for a photo shoot with him, their kids, Brooke and her kids, along with the goddesses — and she refused.
We’re told Charlie went ballistic at her, sending her vicious text messages, so she believes Charlie was in a state of mind to make the head-shaving comment.

In the meantime, Denise is adamant about not letting her daughters near Charlie and is requesting a change to the custody agreement on the grounds that he’s dangerous. So that makes two sets of women who just won the child support lottery all over again and makes it even more likely that Charlie will “win” this weekend by shoving his head inside a porn star’s vagina and suffocating to death. And before you say that’s anatomically impossible, you should take a look at these girls first. The option’s so far on the table it engulfed it.

Photos: Pacific Coast News


  1. Denise Richards Charlie Sheen
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    kinda got a old mom butt going but still one of the hottest woman out there.

  2. Happy Spillmore

    He makes some shitty decisions when choosing women. I wonder if hes ever dated any that are mentally stable or not total nutcases.

    This one is at the top of the list of whackjobs for sure.

    • AL

      are you crazy? She has been nothing but appropriate and acting ok throughout it all. She is the most normal of them all and Charlie is a nutjob. He is mentally unstable, like you are!

      • Happy Spillmore

        Nothing I said even eluded to the fact that Charlie ISNT a nutjob himself, so try and reach back to your 5th grade comprehension class and remember what you learned about how to decipher sentences and understand what they mean.

        Also, you must have NEVER seen interviews with her, seen her show, read the court affidavits on their divorce or ever heard her open her mouth. Shes as out there as Charlie without the drug use, so in my book that makes her worse.

        Thanks for the attempt at debate though, it was fun.

        You may now commence to folding paper hats for your more fortunate co-workers that didnt ride the short bus for their entire 15 yr high school career.

      • Polk

        She went on the Howard Stern show and talked about how she loves anal, and how she still likes to party with Charlie.

      • Cock Dr

        She obviously loves to shop……with Charlie’s $$.

  3. ick-abod

    I want to be a starship trooper right about now.

  4. Denise Richards Charlie Sheen
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    old mom butt??? are you crazy that ass is better than most 25 year old out here! ill take it!

  5. Tired of Charlie Sheens stupidity

    Jesus, Charlie, O.D. already and STFU. You are soooo past tiresome.

    • Franksinatrastein

      That’s the death-blow, isn’t it?

      We’re already bored with Charlie, just like Denise. And just like when Denise started to ignore him (to the degree that she can, given that they have kids together) he will become more and more shrill.

      Definitely heading for the cliff. And once he realizes that nobody cares, he’ll just stomp on the gas and go faster.


      He sure did have a pretty wife, once upon a time…

  6. lils

    Charlie can do all the crazy shit he wants, bang all the women he wants, snort all the coke he wants, but why the kids? Why get them into all of this madness? What an asshole, really.

  7. Maeby

    i’m sure the ‘child support lottery’ is all they care about, dude. Not the wellbeing of their children. Don’t be an ass. Sometimes women DO want their children to be safe. Regardless of money.

  8. Reece

    I get it know, Charlie is the “Half” in “Two and a Half Men”, and here I was thinking it was the kid, .. He’s obviously 1 quarter Tiger, 1 quarter F-18 and Half a Man.

  9. Mel Gibson's Shrink

    Custody for what? What judge would grant even partial custody to this mess of a human? I foresee overdose in the nearest future. Prepare your tuxes and black dresses everyone.

  10. hmmm

    She still looks good- wonder if that pic is recent?

  11. Denise Richards Charlie Sheen
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Watch here as more of Charlie’s money is distributed throughout the many boutiques of southern CA.
    He’s a regular one man stimulus package to the ailing retail economy.

  12. For a guy that is incapable of not WINNING, he sure marries a lot of women that he hates. Crazy coincidence, that.

  13. Denise Richards Charlie Sheen
    Commented on this photo:

    “He wants to shave my what?! He’s not touching this hair!”

  14. The Critical Crassness

    Who gives a fuck what any of these totally fucked in the head imitations of people are fighting about!
    Fish, you are becoming as tedious with the Charlie Sheen related posts as Perez Hilton did with the triumphs of Lady GaGa and the Canadian Messiah.
    There has to be more going on in Hollywood, than the Charlie Sheen Saga of Stupidity…..

  15. Denise Richards Charlie Sheen
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    Just poorly fitted jeans or she’s just in a funny position

  16. Lita

    Who would have thought we’d ever see the day when Denise was the sane parent?

  17. the captain

    ………………com ‘on & FIGHT, folks!!

  18. Jon and Kate Plus Hate

    Remember that Bond movie where she was a nuclear Scientist. Man, I laughed out loud when I saw that. Her body is pretty bitchin though. Too bad like most women she talks and worse than that thinks we care what she is saying. The ballgag was the best invention of the 20th century.

  19. Kanyeisgay

    Fish did you forget your stash of pics of Denise snorting coke on the beach ? You can still Google it ya know !!

  20. Denise Richards Charlie Sheen
    Commented on this photo:

    Don’t worry … daddy’s gonna take it nice an’ slow …

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