Charlie Sheen Unloads On Kim Kardashian’s Butt

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I honestly don’t even want to know what type of SEO that headline satisfies. Charlie Sheen is an insane person and Kim Kardashian is a humanoid ass creature from the planet Whoranus, so they’re inexorably bound to seek and destroy one another. The battleground: Twitter. The weapons: Rants including the term “giggly bag of funk?” Via TMZ:

Charlie says a friend told him about a 6-year-old girl who worshiped Kim and asked her for her autograph. Charlie says Kim turned the kid down flat, adding, “She cries about it every night before she goes to sleep.” And that’s when he goes off: “you are lucky that ANYONE cares about your gross and giggly [sic] bag of funk you dare call an ass.” He dares her to compare resumes with him, and then says, “your public loves u. give something back or go f yourself.”

The tweets were deleted hours later, but Kanye West is already prepared to retaliate. I’m quite sure we can expect a measured, reasonable response including the re-editing of several disparaging remarks about Mr. Sheen on West’s next track, followed by a sternly-worded letter of rebuke and a pledge to no longer watch FX reruns of Anger Management, as difficult as that will be. “Oh Charlie Goodson, what type of pickles will I not see you get yourself int– NO! No, Kanye…you can do this…he said means about your cow.”

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