Charlie Sheen Has A Gay Sex Tape ‘Allegedly’

When we last left Charlie Sheen, he was already selling his house because he’s been dropping $10 million just to keep people quiet about his HIV diagnosis, which seems odd for a guy who claims he always leads with “condoms and honesty,” but that’s not why you’re here. Charlie Sheen blowing a dude sex tape action, GO!

RadarOnline.com has viewed a series of outlandish clips as part of our investigation into the controversy engulfing Sheen.
They show the drugged-up former “Two and a Half Men” star smoking a crack cocaine pipe and performing fellatio on a male lover.
In a bombshell world exclusive, Radar can reveal that at least three videos were recorded of the thrice married father-of-five. The clips last about 30 seconds and depict Sheen smiling on cameras as he brazenly indulges in the illegal drug.

According to Radar, Charlie allegedly paid to have the alleged tape destroyed, but somebody allegedly made copies, and here we are. Although, allegedly, are any of us really here? *takes bong hit* In the meantime, all of the porn stars that Charlie Sheen fucked would like to make it clear he didn’t get HIV from them. TMZ reports:

Charlie Sheen’s porn star partners have come forward to defend themselves against claims they were the ones who gave the actor HIV.
Jayme Langford and Jana Jordan — who Sheen dubbed his “angels” back in 2013 — say they’re both HIV negative. They say they’ve been tested repeatedly and are free of the virus. Jordan fears all the talk that Charlie got HIV from them is going to ruin her career in porn.

In these porn stars/hookers’ defense, the porn industry is impressively thorough about HIV testing, so the chances of them giving Charlie Sheen HIV is pretty low. That said, they had sex with Charlie Sheen, so we should probably dump the current porn industry into the sea and start over just to be safe. — What happens when dolphins start flying out of the water and shoot AIDS in our face with their blowholes? I didn’t say it was the perfect plan.

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