According to Charlie Sheen, his daughter Sam was “bullied out of school,” and where normal people who don’t live in a mansion made of coke would’ve filed grievances with the school board and/or engaged in rational discussions to reach a solution, Charlie opted for telling nine million people on Twitter not only the exact name of the school, but also the name of the alleged bully so they know how to spell it in dog shit. No, really:
This is a legitimate call to arms.
my daughter Sam was bullied out of Viewpoint school and then called a liar.
if you have a rotted egg
a roll of toilet paper
or some dog shit;
I urge u to deliver it with “extreme prejudice”
to their KamPuss run by trolls and charlatans.
make me proud.
we will not tolerate this level of
abhorrent disrespect towards the child of your favorite Warlock.
And if your feeling the
“show and tell” of it all,
smear the shit to spell one name on the front door;
eat that loser.
When asked why he didn’t just transform into an F-18 and bomb the school himself, Charlie replied, “Black & Decker,” then ground up a hooker’s body and snorted it for lunch.