Charlie Sheen Lost, Brooke Mueller Keeps Custody of the Kids

By: The Superficial / April 19, 2011

Despite the brilliant legal maneuver of arriving to court with a prostitute (above), Charlie Sheen was unable to obtain full custody of his twin sons even after their mother Brooke Mueller was filmed pawning random items for crack and checked herself into rehab over the weekend. RadarOnline reports:

Despite appearing “unsteady on her feet” and “glassy eyed” Mueller was all smiles as she left the court house – but was keeping mum – telling RadarOnline.com: “No comment” when asked if she was pleased with the decision.
A source says that while Mueller undergoes drug treatment at an undisclosed rehab facility, her mother will provide primary care for the boys.

So basically everything stayed exactly the way it is while everyone waits for Charlie Sheen to die any minute now and stop suing for custody. There’s no way that’s not the game plan here. The judge probably has a file that’s nothing but a drawing of Charlie with X’s for eyes.

Photos: INFdaily, Splash News