Charlie Sheen Kissed Jimmy Kimmel Last Night, Isn’t He Dreamy?

March 22nd, 2011 // 36 Comments

Charlie Sheen, America’s Most Lovable Woman-Beater™ (That cost me a nickel.), made a surprise appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night where he not only kissed Jimmy on the lips, but brought toys and Tiger Blood merchandise for all the girls and boys. I don’t remember Santa having such a prominent coke problem before, but apparently this Christmas, we can all look forward to stockings full of Winning brand pocket knives and assorted hooker fingers. “Quick, up on the roof. What could it be? Why it’s Santa Sheen! And he’s banging a porn star… then shoving her down in the chimney. Goddammit.”

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  1. Turd Ferguson

    Jimmy taped the show then went straight to the free clinic to be tested for STDs.

  2. Cock Dr

    Jeezus.
    I wonder how Mr Talk-Show-Host felt about that, given that Charlie’s mouth had probably been deep in a prostitute’s rectal region within the last 24 hours.

  3. MarkM

    Hmmmmmmmm…Charlie gave out a small amount of FREE merchandise which he hopes people will love and later buy tons more from him…I WONDER where he learned that marketing technique?

  4. jenyjenjen

    Now all the Chris Brown fans can stop assaulting us with their poorly written diatribes about how Fish doesn’t hold Sheen accountable or whatever it is they are saying. It’s hard to make out. I can’t read “idiot”.

    • Mike Walker

      Please. The only reason he referenced “woman beating” was because of the flak he was getting in the Chris Brown threads.

  5. Kirk

    The guy just makes me laugh….more power to him.

  6. Well, Ben Affleck is going to be pissed.

  7. Fish in all the wifebeater excitement did you not notice the news today that the lead investigator in the Mel Gibson case tried to also get Oksana Gregorieva charged with extortion, but that her lead attorney, Eric George, is a campaign fundraiser for the District Attorney, Steve Cooley..

  8. well Charlie Sheen now is the anti-Chris Brown.

  9. RoboZombie

    You’re DONE you coke-headed asswipe. Die already!

  10. He’s got the right size breasts.

  11. PARIS HILTON WHITE HERO

    I HOPE HE LIKES HERPES, NOW I CAN GET SOME JIMMY LOVE. HE’S IN THE HERP CLIQUE!!!!

  12. PARIS HILTON WHITE HERO

    CHARLIE SHEEN IS MY NEIGHBOR WE LIVE ON HERP HAS-BEEN BOULEVARD :)

  13. PARIS HILTON WHITE HERO

    TONIGHT IM EATING BROOKE MUELLER’S ASS!!!

  14. PARIS HILTON WHITE HERO

    POTLUCK AT PARIS’S THIS SATURDAY! BRING SLOOTS.

  15. Ed

    When he woke that mornong Jimmy had no idea he would go to bed that night as the newest/fattest whore in Charlie Sheen’s stable.

  16. bob

    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww! So now he’s gay too? I’m not a fan of this whack job anymore.

  17. So I guess these Penicillin Breath Mints I just invented will be selling like hot cakes…

  18. LambOfTheCloth

    Charlie Sheen proved last night that he is indeed the Oprah of cocaine addicts.

  19. Dr. Mike

    I never thought I would see the moment where male yeast infections began.

  20. jm

    Fucking gay as hell

  21. Charlie Sheen Jimmy Kimmel
    Double D
    Commented on this photo:

    For the audience – “WINNING!” t-shirts.
    For Jimmy Kimmel – hepatitis B.

  22. “Daddee, buhlud! Tiga buhlud! Chawly did! Not funneeeeeeee!!!”
    Really man, this is like Lohan minus the T&A.
    Not funnee.

  23. Yeah I have an STD! It’s called Charlie Sheen! BURNING! Duh.

  24. one legged

    make people wonder if it is meth or blow,,, sheen follows oprah who says always have a goal

  25. the captain

    he first hesitated: MUST I SPIT OR KISS HIM?
    oo whattehell: THIS IS TELEVISION, folks!!

  26. Steelerchick

    Poor Jimmy had to kiss that ashtray of a mouth!!

  27. andieman

    C’mon, Kimmel’s already fucked Ben Affleck. That wasn’t even second base.

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