Charlie Sheen Kissed Jimmy Kimmel Last Night, Isn’t He Dreamy?
Charlie Sheen, America’s Most Lovable Woman-Beater (That cost me a nickel.), made a surprise appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night where he not only kissed Jimmy on the lips, but brought toys and Tiger Blood merchandise for all the girls and boys. I don’t remember Santa having such a prominent coke problem before, but apparently this Christmas, we can all look forward to stockings full of Winning brand pocket knives and assorted hooker fingers. “Quick, up on the roof. What could it be? Why it’s Santa Sheen! And he’s banging a porn star… then shoving her down in the chimney. Goddammit.”