Charlie Sheen Just Had ‘One’ Bad Night, Folks. Calm Down.

Charlie Sheen wants everyone to relax about his almost arrest for drunkenly tearing apart a New York City hotel room while a porn star/hooker hid in fear in the bathroom. Apparently, according to coke logic, we’ve all been there and losing a $150,000 watch ain’t no thing. Extra reports:

“If a guy has one bad night everybody goes insane and panics… I’m not panicking,” Sheen said.
Still missing his rare Patek Philippe 5970 watch worth $150,000 which he claims he lost the night of the incident, the actor didn’t seem to be too upset. “The way I look at it, if you have expensive tastes, you gotta be prepared for expensive losses.”

People Who Can No Longer Use “I Had a Bad Night” As An Excuse:

Mel Gibson
Lindsay Lohan
Andy Dick
Coach Wade Phillips
Britney Spears
O.J. Simpson

Okay, those last two aren’t fair. Britney has the Downs while O.J. technically did have just one bad night. You’re right, it was sloppy.

EDIT: Forgot one.

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