Charlie Sheen wants everyone to relax about his almost arrest for drunkenly tearing apart a New York City hotel room while a porn star/hooker hid in fear in the bathroom. Apparently, according to coke logic, we’ve all been there and losing a $150,000 watch ain’t no thing. Extra reports:
“If a guy has one bad night everybody goes insane and panics… I’m not panicking,” Sheen said.
Still missing his rare Patek Philippe 5970 watch worth $150,000 which he claims he lost the night of the incident, the actor didn’t seem to be too upset. “The way I look at it, if you have expensive tastes, you gotta be prepared for expensive losses.”
People Who Can No Longer Use “I Had a Bad Night” As An Excuse:
Okay, those last two aren’t fair. Britney has the Downs while O.J. technically did have just one bad night. You’re right, it was sloppy.
EDIT: Forgot one.
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