Charlie Sheen is a Wizard

Charlie Sheen has apparently convinced Brooke Mueller to move into a mansion in his neighborhood so it’s easier for him to see his kids between coke sandwiches and is even working on getting Denise Richards in on the same deal. So basically he’s taking Clam Manor in a less alarming direction – for now. He’s very persuasive. RadarOnline reports:

According to a source close to the situation Charlie wants to buy BOTH of his exes, Brooke and Denise Richards mansions at the swanky gated complex, Mullholland Estates, where he currently resides.
And Brooke Mueller is extremely keen on the idea, as a source tells exclusively that she is “planning on taking Charlie up on his very generous offer. Brooke thinks its a great idea because Charlie can see their twin sons on a daily basis.
“It’s much easier for Charlie to visit the twins if he is neighbors with Brooke.”
Mueller currently lives in Los Feliz with their twin sons, Bob and Max, and “she feels it would be so much healthier for the boys if they didn’t have to make the sometimes long trip over to their dad’s house,” the source says.

You almost have to respect the mental gymnastics Brooke Mueller just pulled here to get a free mansion. She essentially convinced herself a 45-minute car ride is more detrimental to her sons’ health than immediate exposure to a man who held a knife to her throat on Christmas then used his vast wealth to bend the law to his will. Honestly I’d be less impressed if she talked herself into believing her kids should swim with sharks. At least that’s exercise. “You just put two hot dogs in their little hands and PLOOP! Off they go. They can’t get enough of it. It’s good for ‘em.”

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