Charlie Sheen Hates Jon Cryer Now

March 9th, 2011 // 46 Comments

Charlie Sheen has mostly stayed mum on his Two and a Half Men costar Jon Cryer, but yesterday he apparently ran out of material and started calling him a “troll” because real winners don’t come up with new insults. That’s for that pussy Jefferson over there. Thinks he’s so tough… E! News reports:

“Like I said: You’re with me, or you’re with the trolls,” Sheen exclusively told E! News today. “Obviously he’s with the trolls.”
And Charlie doesn’t stop there.
… “Jon has not called me. He’s a turncoat, a traitor, a troll. Clearly he’s a troll,” said Sheen. “He issued a statement. Is it gonna take me calling him a ‘traitor, juvenile and scared’ for him to get it?”
Sheen might be misinformed on this count. E! News has repeatedly requested a statement from Cryer since Sheen first lashed out against the show over a week ago, but Cryer, via his rep, has declined to enter the fray. Cryer did do a sketch on Ellen riffing on his current unemployment but did not address Sheen directly; there was also a fake statement on Twitter from a spoof Cryer saying he was “shocked” with the whole debacle.
Furthermore, a source close to Cryer insists that Cyrer and Sheen have communicated and that Cryer did reach out to Sheen, but that out of respect, Cryer was not going to comment publicly.

In Charlie’s defense, he was the first to demand Two and a Half Men not film in front of a live audience when Jon’s ex-wife was legitimately trying to have him killed. That said, I think expecting him to be cool with torpedoing the most lucrative job of his life so you can rub your hooker and blow emporium in everyone’s face is probably stretching it a little bit. So hopefully Jon Cryer will come forward now and tell a bunch of hilarious stories that don’t sound like Dungeons & Dragons on meth. I’m talking clear, coherent sentences that illustrate the time he found a hooker folded up in the set oven, and not equating it to Quidditch.

Photos: Splash News


  1. Levi

    Well what do ya know

  2. wilko

    Sheen will be the crier soon enough.

  3. Scottie Pippin

    Stay strong Jon…

  4. Rhialto

    Don’t forget that it’s HERE all about me. Those are the issues what still has to be solved.

  5. Rhymes with Winning

    On the upside, at least with the show cancelled early this season, Jon Cryer will have lots of time to pursue his true passions of live musical theater and gay ass sex.

  6. Rough of carnage

    I know what that troll cryer did. He call and let it ring to register for between two rings and hangs up. Just to be placed at the scene. The man needs support, not phone tags…

  7. ugh we need some new blood in here, not relating to tigers

  8. Rhialto

    Dozens of people that means dozens of twistable variations. And that’s why i’m keep telling you take only one person at the time and in the box.

    • Rhialto

      Are you all stupid or something?! Or do you just like to play around?! Who’s in my box now?! Nuff said.

  9. LJ

    So someone from the “Team Sheen” enablers probably fed Charlie the fake twitter message.

    The longer they keep him ranting madly the longer he signs their paychecks.

  10. NattyB

    Guess what Jon Cryer? Your career has officially been “Sheened.”

  11. I just want to know if Charlie has adopted the fat kid yet and forced him to entertain. I could give two shits about Shitty Tony Randall.

  12. noooooooooo

    Typical dipshit behavior. Call someone an asshole until they call you one back and then play the martyr card to his meth followers citing it as an example of the disrespect he’s getting.

  13. Aw, c'mon

    Like Cryer’s acting or not, it’s not important. What is important is, he’s been pretty classy through this whole thing. His co-star goes on a coke & hooker binge & then mentally melts down, cancelling the best & most lucrative job he’ll ever have, and he doesn’t even rip on Sheen. That’s definitely not Hollywood behavior…

  14. Deacon Jones

    Man, just think, i could be looking at Sofia Vergara in a tight blue dress instead of this motherfucker. Whew

  15. Poor Jon Cryer, there’s never been a worse time to have been born with kitten blood, and…well…Jon Cryer DNA.

  16. Rhialto

    This is the last time i’m going to comment on this issue. Bedtime stories are nice but we’re still waiting for real people…

  17. just here for the laughs

    Laughing on the outside, Cryer-ing on the inside.

  18. Cock Dr

    Charlie continues to alienate & piss off everyone in the business. That’s a winning plan for sure.

  19. burpfartyawn

    I take it this is a fight between two actors on a predictable TV sitcom?

  20. I’ve never watched the show, but Cryer is the “half-a-man”, right?

  21. Hemingway

    It’s ok, Charlie. I hate Jon Cryer too.

  22. I don’t know. I just get the feeling when Cryer gets home at night, he turns into Richard Simmons.


  23. Jon Cryer must die because an insane ex-wife and cokehead hooker happy ex-co-star say so.

  24. Franksinatrastein

    “You’re either with me, or you’re with the trolls..”

    Wow. Captain Queeg, indeed. On meth.

  25. Sheen’s Korner should consider having him on as a guest, to get the real story.

  26. Dabs

    Hey, remember when he played Lenny Luthor in Superman IV? My goodness, that was a terrible movie.

  27. CC

    Who’s he with Heidi Fleiss

    • cc

      Capital ‘C’ capital ‘C’ is still too much like my handle and I was here way before you. So, unless you want me to unleash my tiger imbued, coke stimulated, pornstar smelling fists of fire, you’d better change your name. Fucker.

  28. I have a distinct feeling we are about find Charlie locked in his garage with 30 lbs of coke, a bandsaw, and two and half women…

  29. cc

    Thereby squashing, like one last mote of blow, his chances of getting back on the show.

  30. Jon Cryer Charlie Sheen
    Commented on this photo:


    also second.

    also…..IN YOUR FACE!

  31. the captain


  32. Morgan

    Fucking go to rehab Charlie.

  33. castallare

    See, America? All of this could’ve been avoided if we/mostly you guys had just ignored that godawful show from the beginning. So the next time you’re tempted to tune into a genuinely mediocre sitcom, remember that you’re potentially creating a monster.

    • cc

      ‘genuinely mediocre’? This show strives to be mediocre.

      Then again, Home Improvement was a hit too and I don’t think they ever managed a truly funny episode. I guess Pam Anderson made up for it.

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