Charlie Sheen Had ‘Allergic Reaction,’ Says Rep. ‘Yeah, To Cocaine,’ Says Hooker.

October 26th, 2010 // 35 Comments
Charlie Sheen with Les Moonves

While Charlie Sheen‘s rep is seriously trying to sell the old “my client just had an allergic reaction to some medication” excuse, the hooker claims an already-drunk Charlie flipped out after snorting a line of cocaine, according to RadarOnline:

“She said after he did the coke, he flipped out, couldn’t find his wallet and accused her of stealing it.”
Things quickly went downhill from there, with the disturbance in the room growing louder and louder.

I touched on this briefly in the previous post, but again, what happened here is nothing short of amazing. Granted, I should be focusing on how Charlie Sheen should’ve gone to jail, but I can’t get over the fact that Brooke Mueller, the mother of his newborn children, was jealous over a song he sings with his daughter Sam and got a knife to a throat with threats to use ex-police to hide her body for it. Meanwhile, a random prostitute allegedly steals from him, and she walks away with nary a scratch as he turns his rage towards inanimate objects instead. Talk about a deep, highly-trained respect for the profession. It’s almost unnatural.

On a side note, yes, that is CBS president Les Moonves up top. The photo was taken just last month where he referred to Charlie as his “cleanup hitter” because Les Moonves has a horrible sense of irony and feeds off the domestic violence of others.

Photo: Splash News

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  1. Oh, who cares. We’ve all woken up naked in a hotel room after a coke and hooker binge.

    • I missed out on that one. Or maybe I just don’t remember.
      I lost memory because of an allergic reaction to my medication. Those TUMS tablets will mess up your head.

  2. The ONLY HETERO in this Joint

    Was Julie Chen there?

    • The ONLY HETERO in this Joint

      Hey I don’t have any problem with this story. Good to see Charlie – who is a functioning red blooded HETERO MAN in need of sex – is spending money on hookers rather than wasting time text messaging his dick to Hollywood interns.
      OR: Trolling bars and enticing 21 year old girls into public bathrooms for sex.

      It just so happens that Charlie Sheen is a GREAT PATRIOT: By spending money on hookers he is helping a fragile economy. Hookers with money spend it.

      Jesus Fish: This is trickle down economics at its finest and I have to teach you this shit?

      Thank GOD for Charlie Sheen and every other ‘john’ in this country. THEY are doing the yeoman’s work our idiot President is unwilling to do: Dedicate serious stimulus funds to help an economy that sucks balls right now.

      I’d be willing to venture that Charlie Sheen has done more for our country this past week than Fish does in a year of blighting this site with stupid banner ads and “skins” that invariably cause this site’s loading time and operation to become balky on a regular basis.

      God bless you Charlie Sheen: YOU SIR are THE MAN.

    • The ONLY HETERO in this Joint

      TLDNR

  3. That Guy

    I love him in Hot shots: Part Deux. Chicken arrow FTW!

  4. cocaine is for pussies…meth is for real men…

  5. Rick

    Let’s be clear – Charlie makes a point of hooking up with useless whores at all times. So it doesn’t matter what he does to them.

    • The ONLY HETERO in this Joint

      Why must a ‘whore’ be useless? Are you making a distinction between whores and hookers? If so can you comment on the usefulness of Oksana Grigorieva?

      Thank you in advance for your assistance in this matter.

  6. Lady Blah Blah

    I loved him as the cop in Crash, a movie I otherwise did not like, but wait, that was Matt Dillon, not Charlie “Afro” Sheen. Never mind.

  7. All I wanna know is WHY GET MARRIED AGAIN in the first place ya dumbass??? This wouldn’t even be a story if Sheen was single and buying up hookers. Snorting cocaine in Hollywood is akin to pedophalia in the Catholic priesthood (Most priests do it but only a handful are dumb enough to get caught) so that’s not a story.

    This is CHARLIE SHEEN for crying out loud!!! Why are we surprised by his behavior??? Even more, why did Denise Richards and Brooke Meuller marry this guy in the first place??? Think they could change him? Dumbass’.

    • I think he married fellow party/sex animals who found out that the craziness level was WAAAAY deeper than originally estimated.
      Having several millions of dollars also helps to get someone to the alter.
      Will he continue the trend and go for marriage #3? He seems dumb enough.

    • The ONLY HETERO in this Joint

      Well thanks to both Dante and Frank for their utterly useless commentary. Good to see you both love the sound of your own voice.

      Bitches.

    • The ONLY HETERO in this Joint

      Well guess we’re both wrong: It’s H-E-A-R you dumb worthless sack of shit.

      • You say Tomato, I say Shutthefuckup.

        Ooooooooo name calling now. A dumb worthless sack of shit!!! My goodness what’s next? Are you going to call me a retard and then threaten to cyber beat me up and invite me to come out to your parents basement so we can fight???????? hahahahahahahaha. I love how aggressive nerds and dweebs get over the internet!!!

        As for the above photo and Les Moonves saying that Sheen as his cleanup hitter, that’s exactly why Network TV has been irrelevant for the past 20 years. If Sheen and his sitcom are batting cleanup for CBS then Network TV should just shut down.

    • The ONLY HETERO in this Joint

      I love how aggressive nerds and dweebs get over the internet!!!

  8. He’s really a hop and a skip away from dirty old man-territory, isn’t he? And to think he used to be damn hot.

  9. Slappy Magoo

    Is there any pose for a photo douchier than the “nonono…THIS guy!” pose? I think not.

  10. Home sick & bored

    Tables have turned on him and Heidi Flieiss is rejoicing because a hooker dimed him out this time!

    His “Two & a Half Men” show is so over, it has lost its luster and he just is so tweaked in the past episodes..

  11. Home sick & bored

    I thought he reconciled with his wife?

  12. Mr. OBvious

    Why are we so quick to assume it’s a hooker? Did she say she was an escort? I mean, she could just be a regular slut that wanted to bang a celebrity, sell her story to the tabloids and get free coke.

  13. michiez

    ha good ol charlie

  14. Letty

    I hope a hooker end it for him one day.

  15. Ann

    Lousy jerk couldn’t even keep it together long enough to visit his kids.

  16. captain america

    this is exactly WHY sshe is a hooker……….
    ………….and charlie an actor, folks!!

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