Charlie Sheen Accuses ‘Goddesses’ Of Taking His Money Which I Thought Was The Deal?

The Superficial | December 3, 2013 - 2:08 pm

In an open letter to TMZ, of course, Charlie Sheen accuses two of his former “goddesses” of racking up his American Express bill behind his back. Which is amazing because I could’ve sworn these porn stars were sleeping with Charlie Sheen because of his looks, charms, and manic depressive bouts of violence. But all they wanted was his money? For shame:

In fact, when we reached out to Charlie about the situation — he fired-off one of the most Sheen-ish statements of all time … telling us, “I’ve observed more nobility and honor in the drifters I’ve run over and child molesters I spit on at Pelican Bay.”
It gets worse — and far more graphic — at one point he says they’re worse than “the cancer known as Brooke [Mueller].”

The best part of this story? I absolutely believe Charlie Sheen runs over drifters before hunting down pedophiles to spit on. Because he’s really in a position to judge. “Hey. Hey, you puke stain. I look down upon you with a right and true justice, pal. On the way over, I killed a drifter with my car. You know what a drifter is? Homeless scum. I kill homeless scum. Now get over here so I can spit on you for fucking kids. That’s your punishment. HOCK-TOO. At least I have the decency to hire porn stars, the thieving cunts. Now get outta here!”

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