Charlie Sheen Found Drunk, Naked in Trashed Hotel Room

That’s more like it.

Reports were coming in yesterday that Charlie Sheen accompanied Denise Richards to New York City to spend some time with their daughters. It was a surprisingly cordial scene and these photos are actually from Sunday when everyone went to American Dolls for a happy little day. Cut to last night where police found a drunk, naked Charlie Sheen trashing his hotel room because he thought a hooker stole his wallet. You can’t even make this stuff up. The New York Post reports:

Tables and chairs had been thrown around the room and a chandelier was also damaged, sources said.
“The Two and a Half Men” star was accompanied to New York Hospital by his ex-wife Denise Richards, who was staying in a separate room.
Sheen, 45, told police he had been “out partying,” sources said.
After he returned to his room with an unidentified woman, he noticed his wallet was missing, causing him to fly into a rage, sources said.

Life & Style is also reporting the woman hid in the closet when Charlie lost it:

The police found a half-naked Charlie passed out on the bed and a woman, who was identified as an escort, screaming from inside the closet. “She was fearing for her life and was naked,” a source tells Life & Style. “Charlie was incoherent but started screaming slurs at the cops. They recognized him immediately and gave him two options: they could take him to the hospital or take him down to the station. Charlie chose the hospital.”
…. His two daughters were sleeping in the next room,” says the source. “Denise had to go with the cops and leave the girls with a nanny. She looked distraught.”

So remember when Charlie Sheen threatened to kill his wife not even a year ago? He thought this hooker stole his wallet and let her live. See? Rehab really does work. Or significantly impacts your aim. Either way.

Photos: Splash News