If you’re like me, you’ve been wondering how Charlie Sheen‘s doing with his quest to become the new Tila Tequila, and it turns out he’s right on schedule. “First, you get the Ustream… then you get the Juggalos… then you get the Faygo.” Via Twitter:
Heading to the Insane Clown Posse’s 12th Annual Gathering Of The Juggalos!! 8/13/11 WHY..? Cause I’m down with the clown. Whoop!! Whoop!!
Either Charlie Sheen will be declared their king by noon, or natural selection’s finally going to make an appearance after he learns a lesson in bargain drug purchasing. “What’s this called again? ‘Meth?’ And it only costs how much? Jesus! I’ve been going at this all wrong. Alright, say my pilot gives the go-ahead to hitch your trailer to my jet – which he will or die – how much for the whole factory?”