Charlie Sheen and Juggalos: Why Not?

July 6th, 2011 // 27 Comments

If you’re like me, you’ve been wondering how Charlie Sheen‘s doing with his quest to become the new Tila Tequila, and it turns out he’s right on schedule. “First, you get the Ustream… then you get the Juggalos… then you get the Faygo.” Via Twitter:

Heading to the Insane Clown Posse’s 12th Annual Gathering Of The Juggalos!! 8/13/11 WHY..? Cause I’m down with the clown. Whoop!! Whoop!!

Either Charlie Sheen will be declared their king by noon, or natural selection’s finally going to make an appearance after he learns a lesson in bargain drug purchasing. “What’s this called again? ‘Meth?’ And it only costs how much? Jesus! I’ve been going at this all wrong. Alright, say my pilot gives the go-ahead to hitch your trailer to my jet – which he will or die – how much for the whole factory?”

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  1. and he’s holding his stomach like selena, maybe he should lay off the meth for say 8 or 9 mos

  2. Lightfailure

    “down with the clown” wow nice way to quoe the simpsons Sheen. Douchebag!

    • Anita H.

      Throw that skank Casey Anthony in the mix and youll have the “White Trash Trifecta”

      WINNING! with fat trailer trash, no sense of style, talent and/ or personal hygiene.

  3. LJ

    With JJ Walker on the ticket, Charlie will fit right in.

  4. Cock Dr

    Those assholes deserve one another.
    Crackhead can pick up a new girlfriend from the backstage groupies servicing the roadies. I’m sure there will be someone there that appeals to his discerning taste.

  5. Seems like an inevitable transition to playing a henchman on Breaking Bad.

  6. Facebook Me

    Hey, at least no one can call him stingy, coke for everyone!

  7. Maybe he can help them figure out how fucking magnets work.

  8. Juggalo

    Faygo…urban dictionary…ahh, I get it now.

  9. Joe

    Respect for Charlie Sheen just dropped immensely. I hope he gets crushed by some fat Juggalette.

  10. Rasputin's Evil Twin

    Well, what will the news be at New Year’s? Will Charlie be in rehab, looking at the videos of 2011, wondering how he got to be such an ass, or will the toxicology part of his autopsy report be due out shortly?

    Can’t we just set him up with Paris Hilton, Linday Lohan, and Courtney Love and get it over with? Just imagine the fireball!

  11. JR

    Why not indeed. One is universally unemployable and strung out on every illegal substance within tattooed arm’s reach, and the other was once the son of Martin Sheen.

  12. How about a train wreck crashing into a train wreck: Charlie and Casey Go Anal. Are you listening, Steve Hirsch?

  13. brian

    these two guys have to hang out more often
    Giants closer flips out in dugout
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/02/brian-wilson-water-cooler-video_n_889223.html

  14. Double D
    Commented on this photo:

    coke boner

  15. Dick Douche, Private Eye

    CHARLIE SHEEN IS A FRICKIN GENIUS.
    I USED TO THINK MICKEY ROURKE WAS. I STAND CORRECTED.
    Seriously(?) Sheen is a frickin genius. This dude has juggalo written all over him. He is the Wild Card in the joker’s deck. He’ll be their king by breakfast.

    Anyone who disagrees, is with the trolls.

  16. Blumpkin

    @ Dick Douche, Private Eye

    Genius? King by breakfast?

    Tell you what Dick, if you come by my house, ill shit on a paper plate, rub your “life partner”s hairy sac all in it and then you too can be “King of Shit” by breakfast. Thats how important/ relevant Charlie (and anyone associating themselves with ICP) being “King” of the retardos are.

    That smells common to you if you have the ICP thing all figured out though, so no chocolatey sweat of the balls shock for Dick Douche. Oh well..

  17. Justin

    Why all the anger?
    I don’t get why we should be angry with him. It’s his life to do with as he pleases. So he gets wild. Big deal. What does that change in my life?

    I liked “hot shots”, “Wall Street”,”:Being John Malkovich:”
    of how about “Red Dawn” amongst others. I don’t have a TV so I’ve never seen “Two and a Half Men”, If he called me up and asked me to go out and have a couple of Cold-Ones, I would not think twice.

    • BE

      Hmmm. Let’s see. We have a child of privilege (did you get a Mercedes for your 16th birthday?) who’s gotten an outrageous amount of money for just being his hard drinking, drug taking, whore mongering self on TV for the last 8 years.

      He’s blown the vast majority of that money up his nose (or someone else’s), has made a total media clown of himself with his rantings and may need a toe tag at any given minute.

      And you’d have a beer with him.

      Sadly, that says a lot more about YOU, than him.

      Why not spend time with people that are addicted and mentally ill? Somehow it’ll brighten YOUR day, huh?

      Don’t you have a life? This is exactly what’s wrong with society. By all means, if you get a chance, latch on to this traffic accident in slow motion, and see what YOU can suck off of him for your own gratification. Maybe (hah!) he’ll share some blow with you.

      I feel so bad Charlie Sheen’s parents that it simply can’t be expressed.

  18. They make Pajama Corduroys too?

  19. Eric

    Well it’s not like juggalos or their patron band have any redeeming value. Maybe ol’ Charlie will bring a bit of class to the place. Introduce some better quality drugs. If we’re very lucky, he’ll end up going on a cocaine fueled rampage and beat every single attendee to death with a lead pipe and his giant brass balls.

  20. Tom

    Great to see some support for the Juggalo family! Whoop whoop!

  21. juggaloluv

    He soooooo fucking winning and a juggalo Jesus he’s fucking God that’s what he is XD and fuck tila tequila she’ deserved that Charlie sheen will be there God

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