Here’s Charlie Sheen Drunk Off His Ass In A Taco Bell Drive-Thru

July 16th, 2014 // 21 Comments
Charlie Sheen Drunk Taco Bell
WATCH: Charlie Sheen Drunk At Taco Bell

Charlie Sheen‘s currently in the middle of a custody spat with Denise Richards which seems odd because who wouldn’t want this guy near their children? Look at how politely he stumbles over to random strangers in a Taco Bell drive thru and starts showing them his tattoos. You can’t just teach something like that out of a book. Kids need a father. An example. (Via)

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  1. How does one measure BAC in Tiger’s blood?

  2. JC

    So, Charlie Sheen is basically the unnamed, bitey customer from this story?

  3. Yeah, Charlie is drunk as fuck, but he went out of his way to talk to a fan (who wasn’t a hot chick) waiting in the drive through line at Taco Bell.

  4. Leila

    You know what’s sad–he’ll look at that video and think he’s such a great guy because he manages to be “nice” to fans while shit-faced drunk/high/whatever. He’ll give himself a pass for being demonstrably dangerous to children–he can barely manage to walk without incident, much less exhibit good judgement–and he will ignore his disgusting deterioration. Besides that scary crypt-keeper face thing he has going, what’s happening to his voice? Scary shit. Even scarier that some judge may allow him to be alone with small children.

  5. Spiro Agnew here has clearly upped his “cool guy” meds and reduced his consumption of crack and tiger blood. Somone should probably notify his “doctor” to ensure he maintains this drug combo.

  6. who would actually film themselves saying they are a big fan of charlie sheen?
    i sincerely hope they just said that to get sheen to stumble on over for a lol.

  7. Short Round

    The man has about 200 mil to his name and looks like a bum. But that’s one thing. He’s talented, had a great family and life is keep giving him chances and opportunities others would kill for but he’s just fucking them up one after another. So, I have no sympathy for him anymore.

  8. Rasputin's Evil Twin

    For a moment, I had the headlines jumbled, and thought they hadn’t buried Charlie Sheen yet. Why not? He’s embalmed already, damn it.

  9. Incidentally, winners order off the 99-cent menu.

  10. F2

    Pretty sure that’s not Charlie Sheen, but the corpse of Richard Nixon.

  11. Slash

    Man, looking at Charlie Sheen now makes me sad.

    He used to be so good-looking, and he ruined that with drugs and drinking. Yeah, he would have aged regardless, but I think he’d have held up a little better/longer if 25% of his blood volume wasn’t alcohol and oxy.

    Now he looks like the uncle your family doesn’t invite over for holidays.

    • Genghis Khanstein

      William Shatner summed it up at Charlie’s roast: “Charlie, I’m over 80, and you’re, what, 43? Why does it look like we went to high school together?”

      Thank you, sir.

  12. Mr. Fahrenheit

    When the fuck did Charlie Sheen dig up Bob Hope and steal his nose?

  13. Maybe he was just visiting his brother Emilio, who manages the night crew.

  14. Prince Phillip Anon Harris

    Other than the badge flashing that has followed me around. What horrifies me most about the Boozer and Gilbergs attempting to make themselves heirs to my parents Estate, is that the Boozer and Gilbergs, and their siblings had been using my parents property for years to fund the Israelite War against Palestine and Syria.

  15. yawn

    charlie sheen rocks.

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