Charlie Sheen Defends Brian Williams, Isn’t Helping

At this point in the Brian Williams’ saga, there’s no longer a debate over whether or not he lied, but over how many times and how quickly NBC News will stop pretending to give a shit about credibility and bring him back for ratings. Except if you ask manic depressive hooker-monger Charlie Sheen, the whole thing is a “witch hunt” to destroy a great man which is especially rich coming from a guy who can’t wait to call into InfoWars and rant about how the government is colluding with the mainstream media – Brian Williams’ exact habitat – to stage school shootings to take our guns and/or insert lizard people into positions of power. TMZ reports:

Dear Mr. Williams, Sorry to bother you during this most surreal, unjust and mercurial moment in your awesome life. First off, THANK YOU, for 24 years of inimitable professionalism and top shelf brilliance, as a stone cold passion driven and (PERFECTLY) fact based journalist.
Secondly, Thank you “squared” for delivering not only the news on a nightly basis, (PERFECTLY) to myself and my family. But for every other person alive, (with a TV) who relied and still do, on your poetic, insightful and NOBLE sacrifices, that made our longest nights shorter, and our shortest nights safer.
You good sir, are a hero in my “Entire Library”
Lastly; you are clearly the victim of a transparent and vile witch hunt! Erroneously “staged” by hooligans, non coms, cowards and oligarchs, who’s only desperate and hideous goal is to discredit the genius that they relied on for almost 3 decades!
Now and forever you are a true Patriot and a Hero of mine until the day i leave this star crossed imperfect Rock we call Earth…
Mr W: respect love hi 5’s and refuge! (if you need it!) I remain humbly and on dangerous standby at your service…. I am; the MaSheen….

I’m going to assume TMZ cut off this last part:

P.S. your daughter’s the hot one right? Not the potato beast? What’s that thing supposed to be anyway? (answer in the form of a noble, sacrificial poem! PERFECTLY. with a TV.)

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