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Charlie Sheen‘s public shame showcase otherwise known as “My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat Is Not An Option” Tour continued in Vancouver on Monday night where not only did he claim to have once bought Tom Cruise a hooker (which is probably true considering Tom would have to crane his neck really hard to make eye-contact with most men), but he also said this according to TMZ:
He says he was downstairs drinking coffee, when he heard a shot from upstairs. Sheen says he then saw a naked Kelly Preston at the top of the stairs, covered in blood. Charlie explained Kelly had picked up a pair of his pants in the bathroom — when a revolver that was secreted in his pocket fell to the ground and discharged. Sheen claims the bullet hit the toilet and either shrapnel or a piece of porcelain from the toilet ricocheted and struck her.
Other truth torpedoes fired by the Tiger Blooded Adonis include:
- It wasn’t a knife that I held to Brooke Mueller‘s neck, it was a Christmas Sword and we were just acting out our version of The Nativity like we do every year.
- I dumped Bree Olson right after she kicked me in the penis and left my hotel with a duffel bag full of cash.
- The term ‘winning’ originally referred to a three-day stretch without an outbreak.
The Superficial is in Vacation Mode this week. Normal posting resumes Monday, May 9.