Charlie Sheen Wants Everyone To Stop Calling His Porn Star Fiancee A Porn Star

February 25th, 2014 // 41 Comments
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This fiancee right here. (Adding… Haha! The sink’s like a dick.)

Charlie Sheen got engaged to Brett Rossi last weekend which was widely reported along with the fact that she’s a porn star. Except not anymore because Charlie Sheen’s making an honest woman out of her, and everyone knows that makes some sort of magic happen where penises didn’t repeatedly enter her vagina on camera for money. The Warlock can’t believe you puke-maggots don’t know that. Radar reports:

“It’s absolutely making Charlie crazy that the media keeps referring to Brett as a porn star, because she no longer is doing that. She recently graduated from nursing school,” an insider told Radar.
“Furthermore, her stage name is Brett Rossi, her legal name is Scottine Ross. He wants people to refer to her as Scotti, which is the name she goes by in her personal life. Charlie has told his publicist to tell media outlets to stop calling her a porn star.”

In Charlie Sheen’s defense, this is the woman he’s going to marry for love and not because she immediately wants a kid in her that guarantees her a house like Brooke Mueller and Denise Richards got. Haha! Where would you get that from?

“Bret wants to start a family with Charlie immediately,” an insider tells Radar. “She doesn’t want to wait to have kids, and thinks Charlie will be an amazing father.”
Sheen is already a father of six. But in the midst of the custody drama surrounding his twins with ex-wife Brooke Mueller, Max and Bob, Sheen “isn’t quite ready to become a father for the sixth time,” the source explains. “He definitely wants kids with Brett, but he doesn’t want to rush into it. This is the one thing they can’t seem to agree on!”

Charlie Sheen is an amazing father already, so nothing suspicious there, you snot-nosed purveyor of lies. Next, you’re probably going to come up with some bullshit like Brett is still married to another dude:

The adult film actress still has a divorce to settle, Sheen’s rep Jeff Ballard confirms to PEOPLE exclusively.

So what? Who isn’t still technically married to someone at any given moment? The important thing is these two fell in love naturally like every other attractive, 20-something blonde with huge tits and an old guy with missing and/or disgusting teeth. Money has absolutely nothing to do with it, so why don’t you douche-waters stop mentioning the part where Brett Rossi sold her body for it, is all Charlie Sheen is asking. One’s got nothing to do with the other.

UPDATE: To the commenters saying Brett only did masturbation or lesbian porn, this is one giant dick-looking vagina. (NSFW)

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  1. Brett Rossi Porn Star
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s for Martin Sheen’s gas mask http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Booth_(Blue_Velvet)
    “Mommy! Mommy! Don’t you look at me!!!”

  2. Brett Rossi Porn Star
    Commented on this photo:

    Oi vey. FML.

  3. Sorry Charlie, but being a porn star is like being President of the USA. You keep the title for life, even after you stop fucking people.

  4. Brett Rossi Porn Star
    Miley Cyrusis aslut
    Commented on this photo:

    Clearly Charlie believes that her feasting on other women in a majority of the films she has made, isn’t porn…..after all isn’t that normal bedroom entertainment for Charlie?

  5. Rasputin's Evil Twin

    Not bad – she just needs “Doomed Famewhore” tattooed on her forehead. That should do it.

  6. I can’t help noticing that the faucet can’t get an erection for her.

    • And now that I’ve read the story…

      Anyone notice that the “insider” who tells Radar that says the press should call her by her real name Scottine Ross, and not her porn name Brett Rossi, still goes on to refer to her as “Brett”?

      But I actually believe the part about how she just graduated from nursing school. I mean, damn, those breasts were made to nurse from.

  7. Based on previous comments here and her videography available at youtubesque porn site, I believe she only does masturbation and lesbian stuff. So the “penises repeatedly entering” thing might be a bit off. I mean, you could do some research before providing commentary on porn… research meaning watching the goddamn porn you comment on. Cuz this shit and you constantly bring up non-existent cameramen on Camelface’s video. Not that you aren’t busy reading books by authors you hate so you can get pissed off and don’t have the time to watch porn.

    That said, dat bitch up there is a porn star.

  8. Fish Tacos

    “Except not anymore because Charlie Sheen’s making an honest woman out of her, and everyone knows that makes some sort of magic happen where penises didn’t repeatedly enter her vagina on camera for money.”

    Get your facts straight, she has never done any boy/girl scenes, unfortunately.

    http://www.iafd.com/person.rme/perfid=BrettRossi/gender=f/Brett-Rossi.htm

  9. anonymous

    She’s actually prettier without all the “pornstar” makeup caked on her. But she’s still a pornstar (just not at present) and will be again once the marriage ends.

  10. I’m surprised at you, Fish. How dare you slut-shame this poor woman, based simply on the fact that she had sex on camera for money! Who are you to question her motivation behind entering into a relationship with a wealthy, super-creepy, drug-addled and much older man? Shame on you, sir. I don’t care for your wild speculation, not one bit.

  11. She has done one boy/girl scene.
    http://www.adultdvdtalk.com/review/my-sisters-husband-digital-playground-dvd-blu-ray-combo-29707

    It has Bibi Jones in it too. You may remember her from a few years back with Rob Gronkowski.

    • harriscandit

      She has done more than one, the post Fish added above is not from My sisters husband. For the most part her Hardcore stuff was from online sights. She started only eating fish tacos when she became a contract girl.

  12. Bonky

    Charlie did note that when he divorces her in a few
    years he will be okay with the media calling her
    an “Aging, gold-digging, cum dumpster”.

  13. Cock Dr

    Did she perform sexual acts on camera for money?
    If so…she’s a porn star.

  14. Brett Rossi Porn Star
    Commented on this photo:

    Once a porn star always a porn star!!.

  15. no problem Charlie, she’s obviously not a porn star because I’ve never heard of her. Therefore she’s not a star just a woman that bangs for money on camera.

  16. Brett Rossi Porn Star
    Martin Beck
    Commented on this photo:

    in this greedy backstabbing not so brave new world society I think miss rossi is a breath of fresh air . I do love the aroma of ” roses ” so thank you my lady long may you reign

  17. Leila

    Who gives a shit if she’s a porn star. There isn’t one thing this girl has done that approaches the total and complete gross that is Charlie Sheen. She’s young [i.e. gonna make mistakes], he’s old [i.e. used up all his free passes]. He’s rich, she’s not. He’s disgusting to look at, she is beautiful. Unless she’s had a shitload of kids she doesn’t raise, has threatened the parent of her children, or has pissed away a lifetime of lucky on hookers and blow, I am rooting for her. She deserves every penny she can get for having to sleep with that cryptkeeperlookingmotherfucker–every penny that doesn’t go to his kids and baby mommas. I am more worried that she is so young and messed up, she might actually love this guy.

  18. Brett Rossi Porn Star
    goodwolfe21
    Commented on this photo:

    “Former” porn star or not…this girl is extremely hot!..so who cares!?

  19. OK, I won’t call her a porn star anymore. How about Film Slut? Whore? Hollywood Hooker…???

  20. As a man who watches a lot of porn, I never heard of her before she started seeing Sheen. Charlie is a fucking idiot. You already have 6 fucking kids, why make more? Are you trying to re-populate the Earth after the flood? If he wasn’t born into the Sheen name, he’d be trailer trash.

    Get ready to shit out 2 kids and get divorced in 5 years, Brett. You can trade war stories with Brooke and Denise.

  21. Brett Rossi Porn Star
    Hugh Evers
    Commented on this photo:

    She has girl next-door qualities… as long as the girl next door is a “former” porn star who does anal with a toothless crackhead.

  22. Alaskaboy

    Did she graduate from “Sexy Nursing School”?

  23. If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then. . .

  24. Where's Dildo

    I came for the hot nurse. I stayed for links to porn.

  25. Brett Rossi Porn Star
    ratAmac
    Commented on this photo:

    The only thing she’s missing is “icing” slathered across her face…

  26. Brett Rossi Porn Star
    Commented on this photo:

    One can not be a “former” porn star. A former actor, yes, but not porn star. It’s like riding a bicycle.

  27. Brett Rossi Porn Star
    TheJoaker
    Commented on this photo:

    Jeannette McCurdy did it!

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