During his four-day bender in Vegas, Charlie Sheen apparently wasn’t satisfied with just Miss Best Anal 2008, and decided to add two more porn stars into the mix because he makes $1.8 million per episode of Two and a Half Men. Turns out one of them was Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, the Nazi stripper Jesse James cheated on Sandra Bullock with and gets asked to sign autographs for it? Wait, WTF? We live in an incredible country. TMZ reports:
Around 2 AM, we’re told Bombshell and a friend rolled over to Charlie’s room — only to discover a “trainwreck inside” … consisting of Charlie, booze, and a whole lotta women.
We’re told Bombshell — Jesse James’ former mistress — hung out for a couple of hours … but it’s unclear what happened behind closed doors.
Really? It’s unclear what happened inside a hotel room with Charlie Sheen and three porn stars? Because maybe they played Battleship. Or discussed the political ramifications of the shooting in Arizona. My God, what a mystery.
propeller-tits lover | January 12, 2011 at 11:43 am
Now I’ve finally lost respect for Bombshell.
(not really… call me)
Dan | January 12, 2011 at 12:12 pm
Agreed… I had more respect for Bombshell than Sheen
jasin | January 12, 2011 at 11:43 am
FIRST!
propeller-tits lover | January 12, 2011 at 11:47 am
Dang, that’s a shame! Now hold still while my pet monkey stands on your shoulder and fucks your ear. “Eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee!!”
snacks | January 12, 2011 at 11:46 am
So now Sheen has fucked a tranny/nazi/stripper/diseased manwhore. Gerbilling is a little too vanilla for Charlie.
Catani | January 12, 2011 at 11:57 am
Is it me or is Bombshell Marilyn Mansons doppelganger?? Charlie you twisted fuck….next I’ll be hearing you had secret meatings with Macaulay Culkins doppelganger
Jen | January 12, 2011 at 12:06 pm
No way, I think she looks much more like Glen Close. Whom I don’t find attractive at all……..because shes like 64 years old. Maybe Sheen is into that sorta thing.
Beatrice Beasley | January 12, 2011 at 12:00 pm
I did titter. There was tittering.
Hank | January 12, 2011 at 12:07 pm
Gotta love good ol’ Charlie. That man likes to fuck, and is willing to pay for it. He’s living large while he can. Good for him!
RoboZombie | January 12, 2011 at 12:08 pm
Sheen will bang anything with a pulse!
Charlie Sheen | January 12, 2011 at 12:08 pm
Wow, she fucked me? She must be a complete skank. Good thing my dick isn’t made of Silly-Putty or it would look like the Sunday funnies now. Oh, it does? Never mind.
Kelley | January 12, 2011 at 12:57 pm
Good one !!
Remi | January 12, 2011 at 12:20 pm
Gotta hand it to him, though. Dude knows how to live it up!
Rough moves the crowd in unison | January 12, 2011 at 12:21 pm
Even though I’m not into graffiti. *Forwarding lawsuit*…
fester | January 12, 2011 at 12:27 pm
Seems like a safe bet that with all the booze and blow Charlie is completely impotent and never actually has sex with anybody.
Charlie (waking from blackout, lifts head from pool of vomit) “How was I?”
Publicity-seeking whore #55,097: “Oh, you were GREAT, Charlie.”
Cock Dr | January 12, 2011 at 12:43 pm
Shhh…….many men on this site idolize the slimy fucker. Don’t burst their bubble.
McFeely Smackup | January 12, 2011 at 1:34 pm
fuck you fester! that’s lies…all lies!!! Charlie Sheen is a god walking among us!
Cock Dr | January 12, 2011 at 2:20 pm
Mr Sheen can put all rumours of impotence, erectile disfunction, & pervasive oozing penile sores by simply releasing a video.
That should be easy for him……I think he has some friends in the porn industry.
Personally I think the only time Charlie is upright in any way is when his network minders have propped him up in front of the cameras.
LEB | January 12, 2011 at 8:45 pm
Pfffft. Charlie Sheen is the publicity-seeking whore. The only reason he’s still relevant is that people keep being amazed at the limitless second chances this guy gets.
bitch PLEASE | January 12, 2011 at 12:32 pm
What the hell is that? Is that even human??
Satan's bitch | January 12, 2011 at 12:48 pm
It’s painfully clear now. Charlie’s gonna have to murder the slut and leave her dismembered body all over the hotel room before U.S. Americans forget that he is the star of the (un)funniest sitcom on television.
You go, Charlie! The boss hearts you, you lucky whore-fucker!
Rancid | January 12, 2011 at 12:56 pm
I can’t believe I’m saying this, but Tim Curry is looking pretty sexy in this picture
McFeely Smackup | January 12, 2011 at 1:36 pm
Do we really have to call her “Bombshell”? I mean, I realize that’s the nickname she wants to use, but the word means something…and it ain’t her.
Iveski | January 12, 2011 at 1:44 pm
Yeah, but “Soulless husk” doesn’t rhyme with “Michelle”.
McFeely Smackup | January 12, 2011 at 4:02 pm
no, but “looks like hell” does
Iveski | January 13, 2011 at 9:15 am
Ooh! Well played, Mr. Smackup!
McFeely Smackup | January 13, 2011 at 12:31 pm
Yes, I know. Unfortunately I’ve chosen to squander my genius on pithy internet comments instead of curing cancer or AIDS. Sick people gross me out.
Holland | January 12, 2011 at 1:42 pm
I don’t see the big deal; Charlie Sheen completely shitfaced in a hotelroom with 3 pornstars….doesn’t that just mean it’s wednesday?
xanax in my beer | January 12, 2011 at 1:49 pm
Every chick I’ve ever seen with that stupid leopard print style tattoo (which is like, five people) just look like they have some leoprosy shit disease. It looks terrible. Like moon craters on your arm. Moon craters would actually be cooler than a leopard print tattoo. Actual, real moon craters on your arm.
tits | January 12, 2011 at 2:35 pm
I feel like it would be a bigger shock to find out that “Charlie Sheen DIDN’T bang Bombshell McGee” (how much do I love the word bang?)
Little Richard | January 12, 2011 at 3:19 pm
Didn’t we all just sort of assume this?
Rex Kramer | January 12, 2011 at 3:57 pm
There were a total of six women in the hotel room. Charlie played the role of “Golf ball”.
McFeely Smackup | January 12, 2011 at 4:02 pm
also starred in the role of “ATM Machine”
GravyLeg | January 12, 2011 at 5:54 pm
So did he just vicariously bang Sandra Bullock or is there a one hop rule that leaves him buried sphincter deep in “Jesse James” in this equation??
LEB | January 12, 2011 at 8:43 pm
Those tattoos are going to look ridiculous in 15 years.
BEL | January 12, 2011 at 9:25 pm
So will you
aine | January 13, 2011 at 4:53 am
Oh christ – I thought this twat’s 15 minutes were up long ago… And I agree – you don’t get to just pick a “star” name for yourself, especially if your only talent is being a giant whore. Michelle McGee is not exactly the person I’d elect to be a poster child for tattooed ladies… Wait, neither is Kat Von Duckface… Come to think of it I can’t think of any that I like. Great.
Giggity | January 13, 2011 at 7:28 am
Proof once again that men will fuck anything.
zilly | January 13, 2011 at 2:32 pm
Chest tattoo’s are the stupidest thing a girl could put on herself. Besides a tramp stamp of course. She looks like a prettier Marilyn Manson.
Just another Superfish Loser | January 15, 2011 at 4:37 pm
and neck tattoos.
Life Serial | January 13, 2011 at 11:46 pm
It really needs to change it’s name to Manface McGee.
Gillian | January 16, 2011 at 9:41 am
Sheen is a little dick with a pea brain and the only way for him to feel like a human is to act like a devil. Life has a way of balancing out, Charlie. Good for you.