During his four-day bender in Vegas, Charlie Sheen apparently wasn’t satisfied with just Miss Best Anal 2008, and decided to add two more porn stars into the mix because he makes $1.8 million per episode of Two and a Half Men. Turns out one of them was Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, the Nazi stripper Jesse James cheated on Sandra Bullock with and gets asked to sign autographs for it? Wait, WTF? We live in an incredible country. TMZ reports:
Around 2 AM, we’re told Bombshell and a friend rolled over to Charlie’s room — only to discover a “trainwreck inside” … consisting of Charlie, booze, and a whole lotta women.
We’re told Bombshell — Jesse James’ former mistress — hung out for a couple of hours … but it’s unclear what happened behind closed doors.
Really? It’s unclear what happened inside a hotel room with Charlie Sheen and three porn stars? Because maybe they played Battleship. Or discussed the political ramifications of the shooting in Arizona. My God, what a mystery.