While filming Jimmy Kimmel Live! this week, Ashton Kutcher finally got tired of Charlie Sheen talking shit about him and told him to shut the fuck up on live television. A move that Charlie has surprisingly responded to with humility and class:
Ashton message received. so sorry u sounded like me! well done! my bad I was pissed at other crap & took it out on you. hope u r good xox c
Until two hours later when the coke flowed from porn star butthole like wine:
but news flash Dood, you ever tell me to shut the F*** up, EVER again, and I’ll put you on a hospital food diet for a year. c #YaFeelMe Jr?
Two things: 1. Yes, those tweets literally happened two hours apart. 2. Charlie Sheen felt the need to censor the word “fuck” which is by far the craziest thing he’s has ever done. This is a man who once tweeted a knife to Denise Richards along with death threats and a grenade to a judge while knee-deep in hooker pussy, yet got to the word “fuck” and went, “Oof. Language, Charlie, language.” That’s serial killer crazy, is what that is.