Charlie Sheen Responded To Ashton Kutcher

February 7th, 2014 // 23 Comments
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While filming Jimmy Kimmel Live! this week, Ashton Kutcher finally got tired of Charlie Sheen talking shit about him and told him to shut the fuck up on live television. A move that Charlie has surprisingly responded to with humility and class:

Ashton message received. so sorry u sounded like me! well done! my bad I was pissed at other crap & took it out on you. hope u r good xox c

Until two hours later when the coke flowed from porn star butthole like wine:

but news flash Dood, you ever tell me to shut the F*** up, EVER again, and I’ll put you on a hospital food diet for a year. c #YaFeelMe Jr?

Two things: 1. Yes, those tweets literally happened two hours apart. 2. Charlie Sheen felt the need to censor the word “fuck” which is by far the craziest thing he’s has ever done. This is a man who once tweeted a knife to Denise Richards along with death threats and a grenade to a judge while knee-deep in hooker pussy, yet got to the word “fuck” and went, “Oof. Language, Charlie, language.” That’s serial killer crazy, is what that is.

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  1. Carlos está loco

  2. Dox

    That’s a fight I’d pay to see. Whoever winds up in the hospital… I win.

  3. Charlie Sheen is probably all coke strong, I wouldn’t get in his fucking way.

  4. It’s interesting to see a dude whose mind is so shot out on coke and rancid pussy that you get to watch the angel and devil on his shoulders fight for control of his Twitter account.

  5. Just reading the post caption made me go “oooo YES.”/scrolling the fuck back up for a shot of Carlos crazy

  6. ” “Oof. Language, Charlie, language.” That’s serial killer crazy, is what that is.” Shit yeah! OMFUCK how I guilty-pleasure-LOVE this bloated cokewad like crazy /hangs head in shame

  7. Fuck Charlie Sheen. Why hasn’t he died yet?

  8. Leila

    Next to the word pathetic in the dictionary, there should be a picture of Charlie Sheen. The level of delusion he must live in and with–gross. I am not an Ashton-lover, but I’d back him any day of the week over this self-indulgent, self-absorbed, fucktard of a guy. At least Ashton has a work ethic, some brains, and an ounce of humility. And Ashton’s not threatening his ex-wife and making her life hell with his manic switches from douchebag to asshole to sugar daddy. What an asshole.

  9. charlie sheen's penis

    help… me…

  10. Jade

    Charlie Sheen is too ignorant and stupid to be embarrassed for himself, so I am stepping up to feel embarrassed for him.

  11. jill

    He ought to have his own classification in the DSM.

  12. Charlie Sheen is extremely talented (Platoon?) and off camera he is one witty man. Ok, the guy has some personal problems, addiction is a bitch, but why is everyone kissing Kutcher’s ass? He is a talent-less, low life cheeseball who claimed to be in love with someone and cheated on her. On their anniversary! Kutcher has no dignity but because you men want to make sweet passionate love to his girlish figure, you went all sappy on me. Charlie can be a whore but he is honest about it, no one is bamboozled. I like a straight shooter. Winning! lol!

    • Jade

      I don’t know how having children who live with a drug addict, and then saying horrible things about your child’s drug addict mom while not taking the children yourself can be considered as “winning.” Charlie Sheen is a loney older man with a horrible midlife crisis who thinks that he can explain it away and make it seem fun.

      I haven’t seen anyone kiss Kutcher’s ass. This seems to be more about Sheen’s bad behavior yet again.

    • They can both suck my ass.

    • Demi, is that you?

  13. Jenn

    Damn you Sheen for making me agree with Asston Kootchie. STFU!

  14. What Charlie wants to proof by raising the matter all the time?? Stop this!!

  15. Bob

    Ashton Kutcher would so kick his ass.

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