Charlie Sheen Admits He Was Crazy Last Year

January 9th, 2012 // 20 Comments
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Last year, Charlie Sheen went on a massive coke and porn star/hooker bender that ended with him being fired from Two and a Half Men and going on insane rants on the Internet. What was great about this, is it allowed me to systemically remove friends and family from my life who genuinely believed Charlie was “winning” and knew what he was doing. They were right up there with anyone trying to talk me into a pyramid scheme. Anyway, while promoting his new show Anger Management because he’s reduced to starring in a show based on an eight-year-old Adam Sandler movie, Charlie has admitted he was out of his goddamn mind the entire time, and wow, this was a whole lot of words to basically say I love being right. People reports:

“I’m not crazy any more. That was an episode,” Sheen says, laughing, as he spoke with reporters at Sunday night’s Fox Network Television Critics Association party in Pasadena, Calif.
“I think I’m a different person than I was yesterday. Everything is a lot more mellow and focused and much more rooted in reality.”
… Of late, Sheen says instead of sounding off on Twitter, “I’ve been spending a lot of time with the kids, a lot of time with the family and I’m getting back into work mode,” adding that he is goddess-free these days. “I’m a single guy hanging out with my children.”

So basically Charlie has gone from the extreme high of banging hookers and snorting briefcases full of blow to the extreme low of forlornly sitting around the house with his kids like Ward Cleaver. Phew. For a minute there I thought there’d be all kinds of red flags here, but everything looks in order to me. Who wants ice cream?

Photo: Getty


  1. Too bad he won’t be able to un-asshole himself.

  2. Schmidtler

    Am I getting this right fish? Now you’re mocking Charlie because he’s NOT doing all the things he was doing before, that you mocked him for doing then? I’m confused. He just got a giant $100 million check, is signed on for work on a new show, still has the private jet, getaway in the bahamas, and several mansions. idk if he’s really a good target for mocking these days. If you want to mock him, go for the easy shot – like ‘here’s Charlie hanging out with the dudes he pays to stand next to him so his teeth don’t look as bad’. seriously, is this his snaggle tooth club or something?

  3. LJ

    Just like “Two and a Half Men” was based on the “Odd Couple” series, “Anger Management” will be based on the Bob Newhart Show. Both are winning formulas.

  4. Frank Burns

    Looks like a cast photo from a remake of “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest”.

  5. By chance, is the man on the far right his dentist?

  6. Cock Dr

    Crackhead Charlie sez he is much better now. All that crazy stuff was so 2011. Barely legal young women shouldn’t be afraid now to be alone with him….he’s just a regular divorced daddy family guy.

  7. Glad to see that’s cleared up.

    The only thing I really wish I could have seen last year was Greg Giraldo at his roast. Having him roast the shit out of Charlie Sheen would have made it 10x more watchable than it turned out to be.

  8. Good Guy Greg on the left.

  9. Billy Seatsniffer
  10. Wow, in other news, the sky is blue. Film at 11.

  11. tumble weed

    people aren’t aware what women & sex can do to your “Down To Earth”-habbits, folks!!

  12. JM

    Let’s hope he booted every person who supported the crazy Charlie from his life for good. I am just sorry that we lost Charlie on MEN but on the other hand I am glad we didn’t lose Charlie in the end. So glad something clicked in his head and he has pulled it together. His entire family must be thrilled. His loyal fans, like me, so proud of him. Keep it up Charlie. I believe in you!!!!

    • McFly

      What clicked was Chuck Lorre’s boot up his a##. He just seems in control because he was humiliated and shoved aside. The minute his ego gets another boost he’ll go nuts again. I have nothing against him. But you can’t ignore his past.

  13. Venom

    I hope for his children’s sake that he is better now.
    Now go get your job back from that idiot Ashton so I can start watching the show again.

  14. McFly

    Guys like him don’t change. He did this twice now. He was riding high in the late 80s then now. His ego and addiction won out both times. If this new show is successful he’ll do it again. Sad because he’s a talented actor.

  15. pretty vacant

    so good to know sheen is no longer spending time with the crazies and is instead hanging out with his children.

  16. Mike

    Yeah, he got paid $20 million to walk away from a show he hated, into a show in which he owns a big ownership interest, and he raised his profile to the point where nobodies like Fish wrote about nothing but him for months. So yeah, Fish is the real winner here.

  17. Donutz


    He’s lying, he jus switched from crack and hookers to…

    Bud and Cheetoes.

    Watch! If Charlie all of a sudden starts to get fat, it was all that grass and cheetos with the kids!

    and it really IS genius! I mean think about it, He could sit around all day and get high without the kids around and when mommy drops them off, they could sit down and watch, lets say, Finding Nemo, like a hundred times and eat all kinds of munchies…

    If you think about it kids kind of act like ‘stoned’ individuals all day long, eating all kinds of sweets and junk food, watching cartoons all day and refusing to do their school work.

    I could probably be the best day care owner EVER! Just don’t ask me to watch’em! I’m just there to hangout with them and watch cartoons while eating potato chips! Lol

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