Good Goddamn Morning, Charlie Riina, And Other News

Jax Teller and Loki made a Guillermo Del Toro movie. [Lainey Gossip]

The more selfies Tila Tequila takes, the less she’s touching her baby. This is a good thing. [Fishwrapper]

Maya Rudolph’s Beyonce > Actual Beyonce. [Dlisted]

Minding Gaps Should Be A National Pastime [theCHIVE]

This might be Justin Bieber’s naked dick. [The Frisky]

Jenny McCarthy’s child-killing breasts do club appearances now. [WWTDD]

The Jurassic World parody trailer just melted my mind. [Death and Taxes]

Anais Zanotti and Tahiti Cora something animals. [Hollywood Tuna]

Hilary Duff’s mom-boobs are spoken for, you bastards. [Popoholic]

Ashley Benson busts out the big guns on Instagram. [COED]

Ariana Grande performing at the NBA All-Star game. You’re welcome, pedophiles. [DrunkenStepfather]

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