Good Morning, The Criminally Ignored Charli XCX, And Other News

Captain America tried to nail JLaw at The Golden Globes. [Lainey Gossip]

No, Internet, you weren’t friends with David Bowie, fuck off. [Dlisted]

The cop who arrested Mel Gibson was kind of an asshole, too. [TMZ]

Miss Universe wants to bang James Franco. [IDLYITW]

There are sex dolls for pedophiles, because apparently fucking a kid’s not gross if it’s only pretend. (It is.) [The Frisky]

What the hell happened to Christina Hendricks’ boobs? [Hollywood Tuna]

Selena Gomez in a bikini on Instagram again. [Popoholic]

Kamilla Alnes looks like a young Elin Nordegren. [Celebslam]

This nipple would make Leonardo DiCaprio puke. [DrunkenStepfather]

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